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(Fox News) Hero Our Iranian friends, in an effort to demonstrate their benevolent intentions, announce Feb. 11 unveiling of "Fist of Peace"   (foxnews.com) divider line 398
More: Hero, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Mir Hossein Mousavi, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Ayatollah Khomeini, Supreme Leader, Iranian Revolution, Mehdi Karroubi, Leader of the Opposition  
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Occam's Nailfile 2010-02-08 07:16:45 PM  
Probably too late for the U.N. to announce its latest "Letter of Strong Wording".

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:20:12 PM  
short of Iran conducting their first ever underground nuclear bomb test, i'm not sure anyone is gonna care about them and their obession with fisting.

 
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:21:14 PM  
Look Subby a shadow!

/-1

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:22:49 PM  
Hey everyone!

Let's play "Chuck Norris movie or Porno title?"

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:24:03 PM  
we should nuke the entire middle east back to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:24:44 PM  
Mordant: we should nuke the entire middle east back to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

I'm not sure there's a market for irradiated oil.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:30:03 PM  
Weaver95: Mordant: we should nuke the entire middle east back to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

I'm not sure there's a market for irradiated oil.


the irradiated oil manufacturers will hire more Amurkans and thus boost our economy if they get a chance. I've learned about business from the smartest Fark conservatives.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:32:43 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Hey everyone!

Let's play "Chuck Norris movie or Porno title?"


Too close to call dude

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:42:44 PM  
I think the President needs to explain our position more clearly to them.

It's sorta like why health care reform didn't pass yet.

 
jmaster306 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:44:33 PM  
Mordant: Weaver95: Mordant: we should nuke the entire middle east back to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

I'm not sure there's a market for irradiated oil.

the irradiated oil manufacturers will hire more Amurkans and thus boost our economy if they get a chance. I've learned about business from the smartest Fark conservatives.


It will also increase sales of radiation gear thus boosting the economy. Just like breaking a window!

 
Andyr2120 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:47:43 PM  
You gonna get fisted!

 
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 07:49:23 PM  
Mordant: Weaver95: Mordant: we should nuke the entire middle east back to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

I'm not sure there's a market for irradiated oil.

the irradiated oil manufacturers will hire more Amurkans and thus boost our economy if they get a chance. I've learned about business from the smartest Fark conservatives.


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sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:12:15 PM  
DarthBrooks: I think the President needs to explain our position more clearly to them.

Everyone knows his position is to bow to them and kiss their feet, duh.

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:18:23 PM  
This actually has me pretty worried.

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:24:46 PM  
If we send Kid Rock over today, his Fist of Rage will have 3 days to fight the Fist of Peace.

 
BravadoGT [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:32:47 PM  
sweetmelissa31: DarthBrooks: I think the President needs to explain our position more clearly to them.

Everyone knows his position is to bow to them and kiss their feet, duh.


Apologize for our arrogance, and then blame Bush?

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:34:41 PM  
DeCypher44: This actually has me pretty worried.

I'm more worried about paying my heating bill.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:37:52 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: DeCypher44: This actually has me pretty worried.

I'm more worried about paying my heating bill.


You won't need to worry about that when you have that nice, warm, green glow around you at all times.

You'll probably save on night lights, too.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste 2010-02-08 08:39:25 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties:
"Chuck Norris movie or Porno title?"


yes.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste 2010-02-08 08:42:38 PM  
So, can someone explain the use of the hero tag to me? Usually I know what Subby's going for, but today I'm stymied.

 
BravadoGT [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:43:08 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: DeCypher44: This actually has me pretty worried.

I'm more worried about paying my heating bill.


We need a single-payer heatcare plan!

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:44:12 PM  
Shostie: FredaDeStilleto: DeCypher44: This actually has me pretty worried.

I'm more worried about paying my heating bill.

You won't need to worry about that when you have that nice, warm, green glow around you at all times.



After having lived 90 miles from TMI during the accident and after going moving from Greece through Yugolslavia on my way to my new home in Germany when Chernobyl has its "incident", I can honestly say that I already am a nightlight.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 08:45:15 PM  
Curses... the day after I'm hoping to get my thesis out to my committee.

 
GraysonAC 2010-02-08 09:02:40 PM  
BravadoGT: FredaDeStilleto: DeCypher44: This actually has me pretty worried.

I'm more worried about paying my heating bill.

We need a single-payer heatcare plan!


I lol'd.

 
Obnox 2010-02-08 09:39:26 PM  
i195.photobucket.com

 
Uchiha_Cycliste 2010-02-08 09:49:10 PM  
Fist Great Justice!


What you say?


You have no chance to survive make your time

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

 
ksdanj [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 09:54:38 PM  
Feel my hand, feel my hand, feel my hand
Feel it, feel it
Feel my hand, feel my hand, feel my hand
Feel my arm, feel my arm
Feel my fist, feel my fist...

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:01:17 PM  
brendazamora.files.wordpress.com

He's a fan.

 
Cubansaltyballs [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:07:23 PM  
Carrie Prejean approves...

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:21:54 PM  
www.mojoimage.com

/obv

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:29:44 PM  
It's so nice that they are going to give us a St. Valentine's gift.

/And they remembered the anniversary too

 
djkutch [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:31:02 PM  
1994 was scarier.
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GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:34:49 PM  
i575.photobucket.com

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:40:30 PM  
image.guim.co.uk

What a terrorist fist jab might look like.

/Hot like molten glass

 
Stickdeath 2010-02-08 10:48:06 PM  
Nothing says unbiased like Fox News! Coming up next: Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. THE NO SPIN ZOOOOOONE.

 
richmassena23 2010-02-08 10:50:56 PM  
It's probably another missile test. They may try to orbit a goldfish next. What are they, 55 years behind us in missile technology?

 
Epiphany [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:52:46 PM  
I wonder if they are going to do a nuclear test. It's a good thing Obama gave them a deadline OF LAST SEPTEMBER to play ball or face consequences.

If they do a nuclear test on the 11th, my money is on Israel bombing the shiat out of them on the 12th.

 
tenpoundsofcheese [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:52:49 PM  
Calm down everyone.

Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize so he will diffuse this situation with some teleprompter words.

Wait, Obama:
- Campaigned for NJ and VA governors.
- Campaigned for the Olympics, (well, we at least came in fourth)
- Campaigned for Ted Kennedy's Senate seat
- Led healthcare reform
- Campaigned for cap and trade
- Rooted for the Colts

Maybe winning the Nobel Prize is going to play into that special opposite effect Obama seems to have

 
Hosebeatings 2010-02-08 10:53:17 PM  
Mordant: we should nuke the entire middle east back forward to the stone age, to teach them how peace is done in the civilized world.

FTFY

 
ElwoodCuse 2010-02-08 10:53:26 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

 
GypsyJoker 2010-02-08 10:55:08 PM  
Obnox:

That pic looks 'shooped.

/maybe I'm just crazy

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:55:24 PM  
richmassena23: It's probably another missile test. They may try to orbit a goldfish next. What are they, 55 years behind us in missile technology?

I think the big fear is Iran developing nuclear weapons. sure, their missile tech is behind the curve, but you don't need to be super precise with a nuke. just get it over the line and pop the cork - that'd do the trick.

the problem is that I don't think we can stop Iran from building a combat effective military grade nuclear weapon. They seem to want one pretty bad, and are willing to push the tech. I think at best we could slow them down some, maybe drive the cost up even higher...but if they want a nuke, they're going to get one.

 
incrdbil 2010-02-08 10:55:51 PM  
Go Israel, plaster the bastards. The gutless coward we have in office won't do a thing.

 
sforce 2010-02-08 10:55:55 PM  
Epiphany: I wonder if they are going to do a nuclear test. It's a good thing Obama gave them a deadline OF LAST SEPTEMBER to play ball or face consequences.

If they do a nuclear test on the 11th, my money is on Israel bombing the shiat out of them on the 12th.


It'd finally be the excuse Israel has been waiting years for.

 
Fano 2010-02-08 10:57:00 PM  
I already showed Persian Kitty my fist of peace.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2010-02-08 10:57:17 PM  
Epiphany: If they do a nuclear test on the 11th, my money is on Israel bombing the shiat out of them on the 12th.

that would be an amazingly bad idea.

 
untaken_name 2010-02-08 10:57:59 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Fist Great Justice!


What you say?


You have no chance to survive make your time

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


They have set up us the bomb.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2010-02-08 10:59:21 PM  
what or who is the hero tag for, subby?

wtf?

 
the_chief 2010-02-08 10:59:33 PM  
If Iran fists anybody, Israel will foot them.

 
incrdbil 2010-02-08 10:59:46 PM  
sforce: Epiphany: I wonder if they are going to do a nuclear test. It's a good thing Obama gave them a deadline OF LAST SEPTEMBER to play ball or face consequences.

If they do a nuclear test on the 11th, my money is on Israel bombing the shiat out of them on the 12th.

It'd finally be the excuse Israel has been waiting years for.


Hmm, excuse.

I guess you could call a crazed religous fanatics who vow your destruction and support terrorists murdering your citizens developing nuclear weapons an 'excuse'.

 
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