Now... will this be a Jessica Alba thread or a plastic surgery thread?

Jessica Alba?

Or...

Plastic surgery?

Hmmm....

I disagree. We need more people looking like her.

Ha! No advice against middle aged men getting plastic surgery to look like her.

FTFA: "I think you should never have to change yourself like that," actress Alba said. "If somebody loves you, they'll love you no matter what."

...says the hot chick who will never, ever, need to test that theory.

Stay Classy Jessica Alba.

Five posts of text? Disappointing.

Wait, she wants to win back an ex who's an Alba fan? WTF? Ditch his ass and find another basement dwellar. Jeebus...

bulsd: Stay Classy Jessica Alba.

Yes, whether it be through sex robots or fully immersive neuro-jacked virtual reality, I can't wait for the day when we can all order the Jessica Alba (or any hottie, for that matter) personal sex slave. When every man, woman, and child can have sex with realistic copies of the most beautiful people in the world at will, we can all finally stop giving a fark what these uppity hot biatches say or want.

I like to hear the Chinese boyfriend just say "Jessica Alba."

This is as about as stupid as a rich person that inherited all of their wealth telling homeless to get a job.

dalovindj
Yes, whether it be through sex robots or fully immersive neuro-jacked virtual reality, I can't wait for the day when we can all order the Jessica Alba (or any hottie, for that matter) personal sex slave. When every man, woman, and child can have sex with realistic copies of the most beautiful people in the world at will, we can all finally stop giving a fark what these uppity hot biatches say or want.

We'll also go extinct as a species, but we'll be smiling about it.

came for the Alba Pics....Leaving very unhappy.
I'll be in my bunk #21 waiting....

She doesn't need a life, she needs help. From what I recall, the girl is something like 21, pretty damn attractive as it is (with a little makeup), and for some reason she wears a blonde wig and is getting her face cut up because her boyfriend-in-a-country-where-there-are-like-7-men-for-every-1-female wants her to look different.

I have enough problems with women getting breast implants just because their boyfriend wants them to. This chick, however, is seriously messed up.

dalovindj: bulsd: Stay Classy Jessica Alba.

Yes, whether it be through sex robots or fully immersive neuro-jacked virtual reality, I can't wait for the day when we can all order the Jessica Alba (or any hottie, for that matter) personal sex slave. When every man, woman, and child can have sex with realistic copies of the most beautiful people in the world at will, we can all finally stop giving a fark what these uppity hot biatches say or want.

That's a damn good point. The future is looking bright all of a sudden...

//and sticky

At least she's speaking up and trying to give a positive message instead of goading the girl or just ignoring it.

Celebrities have weird-ass problems. I'd rather be myself than be a celebrity and have to deal with having such a huge influence on the lives of people a million miles away, who don't speak the same language. Creepy.

I'm just gonna link to the fine contribution by Odd Bird from the previous thread. (NSFW, she's chilly)

Aren't there a million men in China to choose from? What's this girls problem?

"A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker."

braedan: I'm just gonna link to the fine contribution by Odd Bird from the previous thread. (NSFW, she's chilly)

Was that NSFW? I see how it could be possible, but in the past the mods have flagged my contributions and given me a 72 hr wrist slap when over the line.

/btw - glad you felt it worthy of a forwarding link, I'm touched.

Nothing to read here, go back and look at Jessica Alba's Ass

Brick-House: Nothing to read here, go back and look at Jessica Alba's Ass

Done and done!

Good for her to speak up instead of ignoring it.

If she's going to make herself look like an attractive female celebrity, why Alba? The world lost Bea Arthur last year, and who knows how long Betty White has? Who will pick up the mantle when she's gone?

Think of the children.

One more Jessica Alba thread and I am going on a kitten killing spree (figuratively.)

Odd Bird: braedan: I'm just gonna link to the fine contribution by Odd Bird from the previous thread. (NSFW, she's chilly)

Was that NSFW? I see how it could be possible, but in the past the mods have flagged my contributions and given me a 72 hr wrist slap when over the line.

/btw - glad you felt it worthy of a forwarding link, I'm touched.

I don't think it was NSFW, but I was just being cautious. I also didn't want to take credit - I haven't seen that pic of her before and it seriously improved my Monday.

GreenAdder: If she's going to make herself look like an attractive female celebrity, why Alba? The world lost Bea Arthur last year, and who knows how long Betty White has? Who will pick up the mantle when she's gone?

Think of the children.

Especially if she keeps getting tackled into the mud!

RoxtarRyan: I disagree. We need more people looking like her.

If every day was Christmas ...

After the surgery, she plans to sleep with Jessica Alba's boyfriend, and then kill him with a shoe.

So... what happens when she gets all the surgery done and then her boyfriend decides he's more of a Kristin Bell kind of guy?

Asian Jessica Alba? Could be very hot.

Doctors cannot make one of these!

Hmm, wasn't there a cyberpunk novel that had gangs of people that were all cosmetically altered to resemble one celebrity (e.g. a bunch of JFKs and Jackies)?

Wonder what's necessary to make cosmetic surgery as commonplace as tattoo parlors...

/Ok, it could've been a cyberpunk RPG.

bulsd: Ditch his ass and find another basement dwellar. Jeebus...

Basements are ridiculously expensive in Shanghai, so finding another rich guy will be difficult. Of course, there's a female shortage in China, so finding another average guy will be easy.

I for one welcome our new Jessica Alba faced Clone overlords....

/disapointed i had to be the one to say this

uh-oh... two Jessica Alba threads in the same day... which one will the mods yank?

Fra_dat_da: uh-oh... two Jessica Alba threads in the same day... which one will the mods yank?

I somehow doubt it's a thread that'll get yanked.

Am I the only here who has never seen a Jessica Alba movie? True, I don't see a ton of movies but she has never been in one film that I've ever wanted to see (with the exception of maybe Sin City). She's been in some of the worst movies over the past 10 years.

monoski: Doctors cannot make one of these!

Yep, only nature can make a self-entitled celebrity that feels she is too good to follow the source material like everyone else did.

/the other girls got naked, why wouldn't you Jessica?

an Asian Jessica Alba with self-esteem issues? yes please.

The crazy Chinese chick in question:

isamudyson: Yep, only nature can make a self-entitled celebrity that feels she is too good to follow the source material like everyone else did.

"Did not provide me with the jerk off fodder I so badly desire" =/= Self-entitled and thinks she's better than her roles.

So does she have a movie out or something? Not that I don't mind the pics...

freetomato: The crazy Chinese chick in question:

Yes. Yes I would.

And I'd run like the wind when the bat shiat crazy got ugly^*.

^{*when it didn't involve sex.}

this chick if farkable...she should tell boyfriend to fark off!! is he not familar with guy to girl ratio in china..5 guys to one chick

She's doing this to win back a boyfriend? Can't she find someone else? The boys/girls ratio is something like 1,000,000/1, yet she has to have this one guy? What an idiot!

dalovindj: bulsd: Stay Classy Jessica Alba.

Yes, whether it be through sex robots or fully immersive neuro-jacked virtual reality, I can't wait for the day when we can all order the Jessica Alba (or any hottie, for that matter) personal sex slave. When every man, woman, and child can have sex with realistic copies of the most beautiful people in the world at will, we can all finally stop giving a fark what these uppity hot biatches say or want.

My god! You never took middle school high hygiene. You never saw the propaganda film.

Odd Bird: freetomato: The crazy Chinese chick in question:

Yes. Yes I would.

And I'd run like the wind when the bat shiat crazy got ugly*.

*when it didn't involve sex.


When the when the bat shiat crazy gets ugly, you turn to bondage... her geting tied down, not you... don't make that mistake like I d... never mind.

spyderqueen: dalovindj: bulsd: Stay Classy Jessica Alba.

Yes, whether it be through sex robots or fully immersive neuro-jacked virtual reality, I can't wait for the day when we can all order the Jessica Alba (or any hottie, for that matter) personal sex slave. When every man, woman, and child can have sex with realistic copies of the most beautiful people in the world at will, we can all finally stop giving a fark what these uppity hot biatches say or want.

My god! You never took middle school high hygiene. You never saw the propaganda film.

There's a school health propaganda film about sex slave robots? What, ah, what school did you say you attended again?