i woulda joined in on this project, but my penis is in the other room, tucked away under the bed...

any farkettes wanna start up The Vagina Blog Project? ;-)

~ lb the pillsbury dough dyke

I used to have pictures of my schwang on my old website. Artistic ones, you know... Then I got bounced from my old server and I lost a lot of stuff and most of the artistic nudes I had got lost forever. Farkettes that are that interested can pmail me and I will dig the ones I still have out for you.

This is frightening.

A couple of them were sponge-worthy. I'd hit it.

Where's Wil's peener?

I'm feeling woefully inadequate after looking at those. Now what did I do with my swedish-made penis enlarger pump?

yuppers, leave it to the pillsbury dough DYKE to post a Weeners link to Fark and have it accepted. *8-)

oh well, i guess the Farkettes and Gay Farkers need smut too...*8-)

any Farkettes wanting a Vagina Blog Project can send pix to me. ;-) not that i have a website for it, but you can still send pix...

~ LB The Pillsbury Dough Dyke

We need a directory of naked farkers and farkettes.

Well just farkettes really, but i guess we should be fair.

All I saw was bulls falling off a cliff.

Can we still say that the pen is mightier than the sword?

There were a couple mighty swords attached to some weak prose in that mix....

I'm sorry to interrupt this thread, but for the next ten minutes we have a challenge grant. If you donate $5 to $10 a month to PBS, then FARK will match that grant.

You'll get a T shirt, Coffee Mug, 21 issues of Newsweek, Lotion, Soap Bar, and a cup of Peets.

Do it right now.

No.

No, I refuse.

heheh. whoa. do farkettes really enjoy just looking at close-ups of weeners? i mean, i thought my sex was the over-charged yadda yadda yadda...

i thought you liked our eyes and smiles and how tall we were? tell me it's so.

/nervous, shifting weight, feeling insecure.

ugh. I looked.

Bleh.

Also, never take a picture of your dick from the top. Ron Jeremy says that's a no-no.

*sighs* I've always preferred sexiness to just showing of the penis. Especially since some of them were so limp ....bah

I did like the dressed up one though. Gotta look nice for photos and all.

Funny, why are some of these guys with dicks that big submitting blogs? They should be out there sharing their "gifts." Well.... only if they knew how to share it.

There. I have said my peace.

SweaterGirl: Run. Now. You gotta catch up to me I'm way ahead of you.

it's 2am(ish) in the uk - I'm too tired to drool.. but heck, I looked anyway.. I passed the url on to a friend of mine.. she's laughing her head off!
Uhm.. actually, she thought it was more baghdad bob.. never mind..

"I'd like a Number Five with everything on it, please."

Uncircumcised peens are ghoulish.

I'm a hetero.

Greenbeetle
sweet-ass bio.

Random_Tangent: I'd participate in the pics directory ;-)

Meh, if there's no Wil, its not worth it.

Too much possibility of fear within the realm of blog.

Abe Lincoln is funny and the sushi one would have been funny if the dude was circumsized. Otherwise, GGracie has made some fine selections.

Mono, don't you mean you'd let it hit you?

Baron-Harkonnen
I don't know about you, but I like it when a woman takes charge...

I think there has always been male exhibitionism here. It's just not as constantly talked about as the female version :)

I'm with GGracie
Dizzy and daaaaamn!!
This is one of the better weener sites I've seen. No flaming gay guy's trying to look straight.
And yep, 20, 2, and 5 are certainly winners, although 6, 7, and 11 are saying something to me, hmmmmn, (or is it ummmmmm)let me get back to you on this...and really, who cares who they belong to!

See...I can't even turn off my html...

LoveLola - understandable......

See what I mean?

*closes tag*

I found a site the other day while searching for 'big feet' for a photoshop (shut-up, it's true) and thought for sure the Farkettes would like it, but what do I know....Alas, it didn't get accepted. Feh.

Lemme know what ya'll think. I didn't look, I swear!

44 pages of men in their underwear

NSFW

Good Lord! Number 3's nutsack is GIGANTIC!!!

And the one with his willy out of his jeans and boxers(blue) was SCHWING! Very nice! Good show!

Wil, which one are you??

nice find JohnDX !!!

Okay, 25 just brought back some er, fond memories from my SoCal days...

My! I think voting should be enabled on this thread because I reeeaaalllly want to vote for #2. Or #20. Or both.

At the same time.

Yes but JohnDX, this is the problem with many weener sites....and bare with me if I don't do this right...

http://www.cjbriefs.com/gallery/(TommyHilfiger's)to083.jpg

And thanks Blossom for your previous understanding...

Forgive me while I muse on this topic a moment... See, with penises it's not so much the size, it's the presentation. A monstrous phallus framed by ultra-hairy black testicles, pudgy thighs and a domed by a beer belly is as visually unappealing as a weiner the size of those minature bananas you see at the supermarket once in a while.

This, of course, is strictly visually speaking. Performance is another topic altogether.

5 and 11 can hit me.
Not knowing what the rest of the guy looks like, maybe I shouldn't be saying that.

I agree Synesthesia, so let me add a little practical advise to any Farkers reading this thread...

TRIM!!!!!

veerrry nice. thanks for the link JOHNDX

Thank you RabbitHeadlights :)

Geez, the farkettes finally got some genuine weenerage accepted to the main page. Good for you. Hit one out of the park for the Gipper.

I'll take the weener I can attach a face to.... er, well, you know what I mean:

Brad Pitt's Glory - Lower left corner (NSFW)

NSFW, but hilarious, in an assassinated president kind of way: http://www.penisblog.com/images/15.jpg

Just when you thought bogging within itself was the ultimate form of internet exhibitionism. . .

I agree with LoveLola, trim boys, trim!

Nothing is worse than having oral sex interrupted by a rogue hair creeping down your esophagus.

"Ooh yeah honey, mmmmm, do you like that?? Huh?? Does it feel good?? Mmmmm...you want more???

/visualizaton

Otisburg Is that really Brad Pitts third leg??

lucky lady

Exactly The Farkers keep complaining about the lack of Farkette presence. It seems a nice weeners link every couple of hours ought to drag us out of the woodwork, eh?