Looks like a meth mouth

phlegmmo: Looks like a meth mouth

And the mites and the eyes that say I have not slept in 6 days.

More than two weeks after police set out to find a St. Helens flasher, they say viewer tips helped bring him in.

Just the tips?

bighasbeen: More than two weeks after police set out to find a St. Helens flasher, they say viewer tips helped bring him in.

Just the tips?

They were lepers.

Ah, Oregon. California's Australia.

I think Enzyte just found its Jared.

That guy is only 27? Holy shiat!

gah - creeepy

That guy looks like a winner!

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Hick: phlegmmo: Looks like a meth mouth

And the mites and the eyes that say I have not slept in 6 days.

Tweakers have feelings too.

/they just forgot where they put them
//anyone seen my pipe?

Fluff Girl: Ah, Oregon. California's Australia.

That makes California Tasmania or Antarctica???

Fluff Girl: Ah, Oregon. California's Australia second asshole.

FTFY

You have to be on drugs or crazy to willingly live in Oregon. It's pretty, the people are nice, but there is nothing here worth putting up with the weather.

Has Gary Busey fallen so low that he would expose himself publicly in such a fashion?

He has figured out a way to get free dental care, hasn't he.

I wonder if any of his victims tried the point-and-laugh response? With this guy, I am not sure ridicule would get through.

Do what you want 'cause a pervert is free
YOU ARE A PERVERT!
If you show your dick to me
YOU ARE A PERVERT!
Being a pervert is alright to be
YOU ARE A PERVERT!

lol that reminds me of the guy from the hangover

It was an act of love.

Maybe he could team up with the other stoked stalker guy from earlier in the thread and they could make a reality tv show where they run around and flash people with sock puppets on their junk.

That's a rough looking 27

Dang that's a camel toe

Mr. Potatoass: Sorry subby. This is the happiest pervert mugshot I've ever seen.

Guy looks like a skinny Zach Galifianakis.

/Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

All I can say is that I wish I loved my job as much as that guy.

okipower: Dang that's a camel toe

As soon as I saw it I jumped at the prt scrn button. Perhaps not coincidentally in the next episode she wore both pants and a dress. That was from season 3, episode 2, Ensigns of Command. Why yes, I am watching all of them in order.

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Do what you want 'cause a pervert is free
YOU ARE A PERVERT!
If you show your dick to me
YOU ARE A PERVERT!
Being a pervert is alright to be
YOU ARE A PERVERT!

Thanks. Now whenever I visit my friend and she's babysitting her nephew (who always loves to watch Lazytown so it is on all the time when he's there), I will have to keep myself from morbidly giggling at the horrible, evil, hilarious thoughts this has instilled in me.

/btw, Pedobear approves of your rendition
//but you need to have a seat over there

I almost submitted this, but I knew there was no way in Hell it'd go green. Go figure.

1)So much for a clean getaway...
2)They should rinse his mouth out with soap!
3)Did the woman get permanent pressed?
4)Hope he was set on delicates..


Yeah I know...FAIL.

"Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat."

- Apple LaserWriter manual

Approves:

"Rushing was identified by two callers based on his general description, including a decaying front tooth and silver late-model mini-van."

Yep, it's pretty hard to be completely creepy without some kind of van as your usual mode of transportation.

Fluff Girl: Ah, Oregon. California's Australia.

A solid resounding fark off to you. You haven't lived there.

/Also, St Helens is not PDX
//Oregonian and damn proud of it

I was flashed once by dude in a Charlie Chaplain mask when I was a Freshman. His willie was crooked and small. He went on a rampage for a while at our dorms. Most of the girls just laughed and ran off because he was naked and small and obviously wasn't carrying a gun. But other times he was caught masturbating through windows which was really creepy. Never caught the guy. Unless...

...two callers based on his general description, including a decaying front tooth ...

eww

I spent a coupe of weeks in St. Helens, OR last year and that description would match just about every other guy on the street.

Sorry, St. Helens Farkers, don't mean to put your home down, but that town is one depressing berg. The most interesting thing that happened to me while I was there was when I walked out of a bar early one evening and a coyote was standing there looking at me. Beautiful, healthy looking animal, but he scared the tar out of me. Went back into the bar and told the bar lady. She tried to get me to call the Coyote Hot Line and fill out a Coyote Sighting Report Form (yes, they really do have a Coyote Sighting Report Form). Apparently, coyotes are a problem there, but I didn't want to report it in case some bubba came along and shot the poor critter.

"I think I've seen 'im 'round my dentist's office."

/Old pic of Shane; apparently he's gotten his teeth fixed

Whoa.

"Rushing was identified by two callers based on his general description, including a decaying front tooth . . . "

That's service with a smile. For Ian, there's no reason public indecency and sexual assault has to be strictly business.

phlegmmo: Looks like a meth mouth

He looks British.

Mr. Potatoass: Sorry subby. This is the happiest pervert mugshot I've ever seen.

Eastside Dave?

He was great in "Young Frankenstein"

What the perv's van may look like:

I wonder if this guy isn't trying out for the new face of Fark

vs.

hillbilly heroin. hell of a drug.

We've all been there.

He's smiling because he's not wearing pants.

MrBurns: He's smiling because he's not wearing pants.

No, I think that's a "I just got kick in the nutz" smile.

Dad?

No no! Not me, friends. He's talking about himself. But thanks
for looking!