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(TBO) Spiffy Bed and breakfast offers night's rest, breakfast for two and a completed Form 1040 by certified public accountant   (ap.tbo.com) divider line 23
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tomncscorp 2003-04-06 11:37:32 PM  
Cool

 
Foxx 2003-04-06 11:37:51 PM  
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

 
Genocide1215 2003-04-06 11:40:14 PM  
sound like fun

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 11:40:39 PM  
I turned mine in in January.

 
Newport56 2003-04-06 11:41:25 PM  
If we were serious about flamewars, we'd get one started here.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 11:42:23 PM  
Do I get a discount on the room if I'm evading?

 
dohnut 2003-04-06 11:42:35 PM  
shiat. That reminded me that I was planning on doing my taxes this weekend. Oh well, I'll "plan" on doing them tomorrow I guess..

 
InternetSecurityGuard 2003-04-06 11:50:11 PM  
Well, you can get all kinds of specialized services depending on the region. For example, not many people know that here in Texas, you can drop your shotgun shells off at the front desk just like your laundry and they will have them cleaned and reloaded by the time you return in the afternoon.



Well, not really...

 
Dinner 2003-04-06 11:53:18 PM  
Breakfast and taxes are served.

 
DoctorZ86 2003-04-06 11:55:10 PM  
Clinton sorta did the same thing... except instead of tax filing, it was tax evasion... and instead of a bed and breakfast, it was the Lincoln Bedroom.

 
skinink 2003-04-06 11:56:00 PM  
This is awesome. Then he can tell me whether or not the hooker I checked in with can be claimed as a dependant.

 
homeless_need_help 2003-04-06 11:59:35 PM  
"The cost of the stay is tax-deductible - on next year's return - because it is a tax preparation charge, Marshall said."

Yeah, he's an accountant alright. Sounds like a cool place to weekend.

 
elite-mrp 2003-04-07 12:09:59 AM  
you procrastinators make me laugh, i did my taxes months ago and already spent my refund =)

 
laurenmilan 2003-04-07 12:13:31 AM  
They didn't say it would be YOUR 1040 though.

 
El_Presdente 2003-04-07 12:21:10 AM  
Meh.


 
Snowbunnny 2003-04-07 12:21:38 AM  
Who does their own taxes any more? You hand over all your paper's to an accountant and 6-8 weeks later you have a little surprise pay check in the mail!

 
cfporn.com 2003-04-07 12:26:02 AM  
How about I dont stay in your farking fleabag, I order a pizza, screw a hooker and buy deluxe turbotax for about the same price and do my 1040 in about 8 minutes?

dumbasses.

 
laurenmilan 2003-04-07 12:27:50 AM  
Cfporn.com:

You get done with the pizza & the hooker in about 8 minutes too?

 
cfporn.com 2003-04-07 04:29:50 AM  
If i use em both at the same time yeah :P

 
cfporn.com 2003-04-07 04:30:33 AM  
what can i say? i'm a fast eater.

 
laurenmilan 2003-04-07 09:36:31 AM  
Two words... PIZZA BUKAKE!

/goes to hell

 
stymie 2003-04-07 12:30:19 PM  
Will there be any extra charge for the obligatory embellishment of 'expenses'?

 
cfporn.com 2003-04-07 10:24:24 PM  
LOLOL :p

 
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