Cool

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

sound like fun

I turned mine in in January.

If we were serious about flamewars, we'd get one started here.

Do I get a discount on the room if I'm evading?

shiat. That reminded me that I was planning on doing my taxes this weekend. Oh well, I'll "plan" on doing them tomorrow I guess..

Well, you can get all kinds of specialized services depending on the region. For example, not many people know that here in Texas, you can drop your shotgun shells off at the front desk just like your laundry and they will have them cleaned and reloaded by the time you return in the afternoon.



Well, not really...

Breakfast and taxes are served.

Clinton sorta did the same thing... except instead of tax filing, it was tax evasion... and instead of a bed and breakfast, it was the Lincoln Bedroom.

This is awesome. Then he can tell me whether or not the hooker I checked in with can be claimed as a dependant.

"The cost of the stay is tax-deductible - on next year's return - because it is a tax preparation charge, Marshall said."

Yeah, he's an accountant alright. Sounds like a cool place to weekend.

you procrastinators make me laugh, i did my taxes months ago and already spent my refund =)

They didn't say it would be YOUR 1040 though.

Meh.

Who does their own taxes any more? You hand over all your paper's to an accountant and 6-8 weeks later you have a little surprise pay check in the mail!

How about I dont stay in your farking fleabag, I order a pizza, screw a hooker and buy deluxe turbotax for about the same price and do my 1040 in about 8 minutes?

dumbasses.

Cfporn.com:

You get done with the pizza & the hooker in about 8 minutes too?

If i use em both at the same time yeah :P

what can i say? i'm a fast eater.

Two words... PIZZA BUKAKE!

/goes to hell

Will there be any extra charge for the obligatory embellishment of 'expenses'?

LOLOL :p