Poor nipples.

I cant masterbate to this...

Go jogging in a burlap shirt.

Quick unrelated question:

Why is it that no one here posts hardcore porn on FARK all that often? It just seems that the softcore stuff gets boring pretty fast.

You may resume your nipple chafing comments now.

Dynamatarded:

Rookie.

Not that I would ever read the crap, but are chafed nipples mentioned in the Harry Potter series?

mmm...nipples

Does that include "Harry Potter" author JK Rowling ???

The idiot didn't read the article. The article was being facetious.

I don't remember any nipple-chafing in HP series.

/shudder

Yes, I shamelessly stole it, but it was a little better then "Boobies" and being the second post, aint it?

My nipples are bleeding now. Then again, I was breast feeding the birds again.

wow, CerebralParsley, druidTX, and Purple_Paramecium beat me to it. :/

If the Chafed Nipples market isn't already saturated, I'd be more than happy to help out any potential female writers. I like to think I could provide a reason for them to write...

Umm... the hell? I hope that guy is kidding, because I don't ever remember reading anything about chafed nipples. Ever.

Perhaps the next Harry Potter book will be called, "Harry Potter and the Curse of The Chafed Nipples"

Whatever... fna

I call bullshiat. Is there mention of chaffed nipples in this angry biatch's book?:

Harry's nipples bleed all the time! It's from track and field practice in those freakin' robes.

Awcs:

So was the Harry Potter response...

i don't know. i'm an idiot

Nipples make or break the breast.

Anti_Freak_Machine

Breast feed the hermit crabs. Then complain.

Though this would explain why children are so strange after reading pop-up books.

/shudder

looks like hermione is going to be having some...problems....in the next book

Well that beats chafed camel toe...

Hillary doesn't count...

C (o) U N T

Now, if only someone could build a device to convert the heat caused by chafing (nipple, or thigh) into usable electrical energy, then america could become energy self-sufficient, all without harming the environment![1]


[1] Environment does not include the meanings 'visual' or 'aesthetic' environment.

All female authors? How about those DragonLance books? Though I guess most of those are too old now, I'm sure there were no infants of any kind in there, not even conceptions. Lots of tormented emotion, though.

Fiction, Non-fiction, Biography, Text book?

EVERY book?

or fiction?

(I'm too lazyto read link first...easier to pick on headline writers that way...)

M.C.PeePants
Hmm...Breast feeding hermit crabs.
Pain so close to pleasure I cant tell where one ends and the other begins.

Spongyfungy, forcing that image into my brain was uncalled for. What did I ever do to you?

I'D CHAFE IT!

It appears that modern career women have children so that they can get to 35 and bleat about the experience. Mastitis and alleged female orgasm are the new literary buzzwords.

Female orgasms aren't alleged when they're with me, baby.

OK after reading the article I now know the article writer is to blame for such wild claims...

Now, on to more pressing matters,...

Does anybody want to recommend a good lotion or powder for Helmetitis, you know, painfull rash, lesions, cracking, blistering, pustules, of the...urm...helmet?

Garanimal:

Penicillin

Read the farkin article people. It's called sarcasm.

Chafed Nipples. Didn;t he have a show on Comedy Central?

i dont think the headline is literal

Geez guys...lighten up - most of these postings are ALSO sarcasm.

Chafed nipples, ripped nipples (whose ring got caught in the corner).....come on! give us some nipples to kill kittens with!!

Tarvuz for President.

See...that's sarcasm at work.

For those who haven't read the article...

The Far headline referred to a bit of hyperbole on the part of the article's author...

The article merely pointed a bit of scorn at the career women-mom's that have a tendency towards self-pity/self-aggrandizement. The "oh woe is me, look how tough my life is... but look how remarkably well I handle it" crowd. More specifically, the author was poking a stick at the proliferation of books written and published by and/or about the career women/moms.

And of course that should be "Fark headline," not "Far headline..."

This is all Oprah's fault.

Want a REAL book?

In her cookbook, she butters her nipples for a crusty brown finish. "It's a good thing," she says.

it must be a serious issue

ouch!! get some lotion on me asap!!

All books, not counting:
Fantasy novels (incl. of the Harry Potter series, NOT inclusive of Harry Potter fanfic, sadly)
Cookbooks
Political-Economic
Sci-Fi
Horror
...
and even the cheap 'Old West' romance novel I got for free at work once.

In fact, I'd presume only crappy books about female attorneys 'balancing sex, a career, and a family' mention nipple chafing. And who the hell reads those?

It'd help if the writer of this piece knew about the OTHER sections of the bookstore...

Nursing mothers used to use lanolin to keep their--uh--parts from hurting.

I've nursed two kids, but I'm not going to write about it.
oops! I guess I just did.

DB