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(Canoe) Amusing John Travolta turned down the lead in Chicago three times. Felt film was not gonna do anything   (jam.canoe.ca) divider line 104
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Coleslaw 2003-04-06 03:35:42 PM  
One more decision like that from this guy, and he'll be back to doing another "Look Who's Talking" P.O.S. sequel for a few dozen of us to endure. What a tool.

 
Quick1 2003-04-06 03:39:02 PM  
Nothing like 20/20 hindsight, eh Canoe?

Basic is a good movie anyway.

 
micah476 2003-04-06 03:39:26 PM  
But I hear that he's doing a sequel to Battlefield Earth....he really is a sharp guy.

 
vegasj 2003-04-06 03:48:48 PM  
Stay'n alive ! Stay'n alive !! oh! oh oh! oh ! act'n career's barely....Stay'n alivvvvvveeeeeeiveeeeeeeeeeeiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 
Killboy 2003-04-06 03:49:03 PM  
Would it have "done anything" if he HAD been in it?

 
Albatross 2003-04-06 04:07:50 PM  
You know, I think Travolta will be juuuuuuust fine.

 
Scottish_Allah 2003-04-06 04:52:33 PM  
The movie didn't have a writer or a director at the time he was offered the film. In my opinion that was a smart move. God knows they could've signed on Joel Schumacher and integrated neon into a roaring twenties piece it...

 
doctechnical 2003-04-06 05:07:23 PM  
Xenu told him not to do it.

 
Sinatra 2003-04-06 05:16:57 PM  
Good move. The better choice was obviously to make the movie he's currently in....you know, that new movie that just came out....the one with Morgan Freeman...uh, what's it called?

 
tomasso [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 05:24:54 PM  
He was right.

With him in it, it probably would have done nothing.

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2003-04-06 05:59:11 PM  
Say what you will, Pulp Fiction was a good movie. As was Swordfish. Greece, however, blew.

 
bulb007 2003-04-06 05:59:16 PM  
Whatever you say, his wife is a hot mama! (kelly preston)

 
TennesseeBuck 2003-04-06 05:59:52 PM  
So...anyone heard from Shelly Long lately?

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2003-04-06 06:00:34 PM  
Kelly Preston:


 
tarvuz 2003-04-06 06:00:57 PM  
oh wow amazing..good to know.

 
calibam 2003-04-06 06:01:35 PM  
Wait... did he really refuse the role because he didn't think the movie was going to do anything, or was it just because the floating head of L. Ron Hubbard told him not to?

 
SkittyD 2003-04-06 06:02:03 PM  
Good, i'm glad that damned clam didn't end up in the movie. Stupid bastid.

 
scarneck 2003-04-06 06:02:46 PM  
Even a no talent dumbass like Johny T can spot a crap movie. Good for him.

Chicago sucks, but Johny T would have made it worse.

 
wb 2003-04-06 06:02:53 PM  
chicago and anything like it is a POS, I'd sooner watch him in a "crappy" film than that anyway.

 
thornhill 2003-04-06 06:03:00 PM  
Considering his recent track record, if he did accept the part, the film probably would have bombed.

 
InternetSecurityGuard 2003-04-06 06:03:55 PM  
He's just saving himself for the next installment of "GREASE".

 
b0rg9 2003-04-06 06:04:37 PM  
So much for Scientology postulates...

 
neapoi 2003-04-06 06:04:53 PM  
Say what you will - but I STILL think that movie did nothing...


/flamebait

 
MikeWeath 2003-04-06 06:09:25 PM  
Good call. That movie blows.

 
typeRetard 2003-04-06 06:10:32 PM  
[B]Coleslaw[/B]

He's already made that "one more" decision hence Battlefield Earth 2.

 
robotninja 2003-04-06 06:10:49 PM  
Hmm.

I saw Phone Booth last night. Thought it was pretty good, for the most part.

 
CerebralParsley 2003-04-06 06:12:41 PM  
We question the guy's intelligence...he's a SCIENTOLOGIST.

Doesn't that convey enough info?

 
merckman911 2003-04-06 06:14:47 PM  
canoe sucks

 
ScullyToo 2003-04-06 06:15:04 PM  
I loved "Chicago", but then again I love musicals. I love singing along to the songs when watching it at home. :-) One of my favorite movies from a few years ago was "Moulin Rouge". I think in the right role Travolta can be good. But his constant postulizing for the Cult of Scientology really turns me off.

 
bugdog [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 06:17:56 PM  
Anyone see his wife on The Daily Show? John had one of Travolta's co-stars in Basic (it was Connie Neilson from Gladiator) and was commenting on what a huge head Travolta had. He mentioned it to Preston and she said something like "I like it..." and John said "that's the dirtest thing anyone's ever said on this show".

Heh heh, that was before Colin Ferrel was on. Some how I think saying "I have a foreskin" beats Preston. All in all, it's been a year for the daily show. heh, the only TV news I watch - I get all my 'real' news from Fark links.

 
Jellyfish 2003-04-06 06:18:36 PM  
Musicals are as intelligence sapping as, say, Scientology

 
Delay 2003-04-06 06:20:52 PM  
JT is pretty dumb. He has a hard time memorizing his lines. He may have thought the film was too much for him. But don't feel too sorry for him, he could buy most of what you own out of petty cash.

 
rahree 2003-04-06 06:20:55 PM  
Hasn't he done these kind of bonehead decisions before?

 
Young_Fart 2003-04-06 06:21:06 PM  
Heh, nothing like a walking talking poster child for the power of Dyanetics, eh?

 
Emperor-Jay 2003-04-06 06:24:28 PM  
Hey Travolta, drink the damn Kool-aid already.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 06:25:24 PM  
I justsaw a trailer for "The Mighty Wind". It's "Spinal Tap" for folk music.

 
comslave 2003-04-06 06:28:18 PM  
...on advice from the church of scientology.

 
rawbeezeitz 2003-04-06 06:30:32 PM  
if travolta were in Chicago, I doubt it would've done as well.

 
SmitetheRighteous 2003-04-06 06:34:45 PM  
C'mon people. We're talking about the man who made BATTLEFIELD EARTH.

 
Dynamatarded [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 06:37:41 PM  
I havnt seen Battlefield Earth yet. Could Pulp Fiction's coolness cancel out Battlefield Earth's suck-ness?

 
JDJoeE 2003-04-06 06:37:56 PM  
Meh. Battlefield Earth, Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard. I think that explains it all. Whether or not you like Chicago is irrelevant. It has been (and most likely will continue) to kick Basic at the box orifice.

 
GreenPlastik 2003-04-06 06:38:38 PM  



Terl as Billy Flynn: "This trial...the whole world...it's all...show business!"

Got nothing.

 
baked_snack_cracker 2003-04-06 06:39:37 PM  
i think that there is only one thing to say here
go greased lightning

 
Flossy 2003-04-06 06:40:39 PM  


Funny...and he would rather make shiat movies like this one instead.

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 06:40:45 PM  
From further down the aritcle:
"Vin would really like to do a romantic comedy and even a musical, so we're actively looking for those kind of projects instead of simply making sequels to his action films."

Ah, sweet jeebus! What's worse than seeing JT do more musicals? Seeing Vin Diesel do musicals!

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2003-04-06 06:42:48 PM  
dynamitarded: Only if you see Battlefield Earth first.


Good book, shiat movie.

They basically cut out over half of the book when they made that craptacular PoS.

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 06:42:55 PM  
And on another note, Kelly Preston can audit out my body thetans any time...

 
The_Boy_Blunder 2003-04-06 06:48:31 PM  
Stupidity in action...I wonder when the next Battlefield Earth sequel is going to be out so I can skip it and watch his career fall to pieces.

 
Young_Fart 2003-04-06 06:50:24 PM  
So far, Travolta's done at least two movies (Battlefield Earth and Phenomenon) where some supposed untapped potential of the human mind is tapped, unleashing an order of magnitude improvement in the intellegence of a man.

And Scientology has the technology. Fine. Just show me the money. All I require for proof is one of the following: Either show me a person with Down's Syndrome earn a degree in physics from MIT, or a chimpanzee anchor ABC Nightly News. Those two should be roughly equivalent.

 
TotallyFarkedDude 2003-04-06 06:50:49 PM  
John Travolta... isn't he some half-baked washed up actor that used to star in a show about failures, who went on to have an affair with a woman older than his grandmother, and then got brain-sucked into some cult that is outlawed in most European countries?

 
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