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(Stuff) Dumbass Rugby player moons motorist in middle of highway, sustains pelvic and hip injuries   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 31
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Out Of Bounds [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 03:24:14 PM  
Darwin candidate.

 
phrenile [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 03:26:03 PM  
Just goes to show repulsing a motorist isn't the same as repulsing her motor vehicle.

 
doctechnical 2003-04-06 04:18:06 PM  
Automobile 1, Chocolate Starfish 0.

 
Folded_Soup [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 04:48:17 PM  
use of

 
Insane_Cellist [TotalFark] 2003-04-06 08:11:40 PM  
What exactly is the difference between a pelvic and a hip ingury? Don't they refer to the samething?

 
yotta 2003-04-06 08:12:52 PM  
Isn't there an open season on rugby players?

 
InternetSecurityGuard 2003-04-06 08:14:36 PM  
Instant Karma.

 
The Man From Mars 2003-04-06 08:16:21 PM  
Ha ha ha ha... brillant...

wonder if he left skidmarks...

 
The_Boy_Blunder 2003-04-06 08:16:26 PM  
Out Of Bounds - you beat me to it!

 
EthanHunt 2003-04-06 08:18:08 PM  
what, no "i'd hit it comments?"

 
untitled-1 2003-04-06 08:25:28 PM  
So. Not a good weekend for South Island teams then?

 
doggerel 2003-04-06 08:41:40 PM  
car totaled.

/rugby on, dude

 
KiwiBastard 2003-04-06 08:42:32 PM  
I've done the same thing myself on a piss trip to Queenstown. Minus the being hit by a car bit.

Xtremehkr:
Kawarau = Cow a row
Wakatipu = Wok a tip ew
Omakau = O ma cow

 
I_am_Jills_Nipples 2003-04-06 08:48:07 PM  
Dr. Baird is a stupid smelly snatch bag.

 
ObiWanSpicoli 2003-04-06 08:50:14 PM  
"Wakatipu Rugby Club spokesman Dave Anderson said the club would not be making any comment until after an internal investigation."

Break out the rubber gloves, boys!

 
gruelin1 2003-04-06 08:50:22 PM  
Insane female driver -- "uh-oh, he's mooning me, better hit him!"

 
doggerel 2003-04-06 08:50:59 PM  
1 arrange tourbus to bud refinery in new hampster
2 commence drinking, not thinking
3 create diversion within said bus
3 climb out back door
4 roof surf naked through harvard square
5 embellish slightl
6 add to hrfc legendary status

 
doctechnical 2003-04-06 09:14:45 PM  
Insane_Cellist: What exactly is the difference between a pelvic and a hip ingury?

Well one's like, you know, groovy baby. The other is just squaresville, see?

 
Boondock-Saint 2003-04-06 09:20:25 PM  
oh why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all......

 
MrLonghair 2003-04-06 09:30:01 PM  
"Wakatipu Rugby Club spokesman Dave Anderson said the club would not be making any comment until after an internal investigation."

Was his butt really huge, or was she driving one of those neat micro-minis from Japan?

 
Rocko67 2003-04-06 09:32:13 PM  
Hey all you Rugby Players... Maybe wearing helmets could prevent head injuries that may cause you to do stupid things such as get run over by a car while standing/running naked on a bridge. haha

 
HughBaroobius 2003-04-06 09:35:13 PM  
did anyone find out if they got the car out?

 
broccoli 2003-04-06 10:42:17 PM  
Damn. Almost had a Darwin....

 
DoctorZ86 2003-04-06 11:45:10 PM  
So close, so close...


 
El_Swino 2003-04-07 02:24:48 AM  
Ah, rugby away games. Total insanity, lotsa boozing, good times...

 
El_Swino 2003-04-07 02:25:27 AM  

 
El_Swino 2003-04-07 02:27:41 AM  

 
El_Swino 2003-04-07 02:30:58 AM  

 
Stube 2003-04-07 09:17:12 AM  
Isn't there an open season on rugby players?
Hey, if it's called Rugby "Season", why aren't you allowed to shoot them?

 
DoctorZ86 2003-04-07 10:43:13 AM  
You gotta like like any sport where a "hooker" is in the middle of a pile of guys.

 
timbro 2003-04-07 11:54:40 PM  
Kiwibarstard you idiot if you are going to teach foreigners people how to pronounce NZ names at least teach them properly.
kawerau is not, i repeat NOT, pronounced cow a row

.tard.

 
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