My favorite town names: Ballstown, Beaver City, Bushrod, Cumback, Floyds Knobs, Loogootee, French Lick(all in Indiana) and Bone Gap, IL

here in ontario, we have a town called 'dildo'.

Bangs, Dime Box, and New Dime Box. All in Texas.

Big Bone Lick in Kentucky
Blue Ball in Ohio

Beavertooth

I've heard about the town of Dildo before and it's Dildo-fest. Bob and Tom did a song about Captain Dildo that was pretty funny. :)

Climax, Saskatchewan

Hicksville, NY.

Bald Knob, Oregon.

Okay... it isn't a town, but a mountain.

96, SC.

Weird, but not that funny.

How about that city in Iowa, shiat Stain City?

Alright -- that one doesn't really exist.

I hope they don't change their name to, you know...

..er

Otterboy beat me to Big Bone Lick. I prefer Bad Axe, Michigan though. Dated a gal from there for a while...

Toad Suck Ark
Deer Lick (LA, I think)

They left out Hicksville, MA.

Sorry, guys, but Twatt, Shetland beats anything I've read so far

Jabber - Floyds Knobs is my hometown. Sad but true.

How about my hometown,
Cumming, Georgia.

Jack Ass Hill California. It's not really a town, more a historical site.

Two Egg, Pea Ridge, Wewahitchka, Mosquito, all in Florida.

List? Hardly.

Noodle, TX.
Hell, MI.

"YeeHaw Junction","Ft. Lonesome". and "Okahumpka".

Yay,Florida!

/happened to have an atlas next to my chair.

Oh,and don't forget "Homosassa".

In the northern parts of Sweden they have towns named "Loneliness", "Solitude" and similar things. Not funny, but suitable.

And let's not forget: These Go To 11...Cleveland.

roanoke,va used to be called big lick

I live in a town called Cumming.

Middlesex, Intercourse, Bird-in-Hand, Lititz (pronounced La-TITS), i think pennsylvania has the list topped

Sugar Tit, SC

Morehead City, NC

That's not a list, it's an article! Can't I just have my list without all the commentary?

And I forgot about Two Egg,Fl.

Mianus, CT

Anyone remember the Jackass episode where they drove there? "There's a great big red fire truck in my anus!"

Oh yeah, one more -- Townville, SC

No, the Powerpuff Girls do not live there.

I knew someone from Climax, Michigan who later moved to Cumming, Georgia. Might have been funnier if she did it the other way around.

...in which you will inevitably find Mianus Cleaners:

Knob Noster, Missouri Home of the B-2 Bomber

hmm

from the candy bomber thread..

"04-06-03 04:47:23 PM
Duuuuuude

Halvorsen, 82, of Spanish Fork, Utah

Crap, we need more funny town names in this country."

Fark answers prayers!

Butte Nebraska. Hell yea.

good grief how did intercourse, virginville and blueball not get mentioned?

I used to live in blueball PA which is inbetween intercourse and virginville.

always entertaining.

and the tourtist t-shirts were great. "Virginia may have Love but Pennsylvania has Intercourse!"

other greats:
Bird In Hand PA
Whitehorse PA

okay actually I jsut realized everything on my list is PA so I'll just point out the entire state not just Lancaster County

ive been thru a big beaver lick i think was in kentucky.

the name of the closest town to my home is a number. kinda odd.

oh and dont forget cut and shoot tex.

Frozen head, Hungry Mother state parks, and the old favorite Bong National Recreation Area.

My favorite is Bucksnort, Tennessee. My band's truck broke down there a few years ago, and we had some time to kill. The guy at the gas station (nearly the only structure in town) said the name came from a guy named buck who made moonshine.

Let's go to Buck's for a snort.

Jackass Acres, AZ

It's in Austria...

Big Piney, Wyoming.

I grew up in Belchertown, MA. Always gets a raised eyebrow when I tell people.

My favs are those with girl's names... We had signs on the turnpike that said "Entering Shirley" and "Entering Beverly." Gotta love it.