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(Starpulse) Spiffy Matthew McConaughey's long-time girlfriend Camilla Alves gives birth to baby girl; which is, like, you know, something he's totally, like, stoked about   (starpulse.com) divider line 19
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Bonanza Jellybean 2010-01-04 05:47:19 AM  
I love that this hit the showbiz tab an hour ago and nobody cared enough to post about it.

 
rogue49 2010-01-04 06:41:32 AM  
hard job there, sex with beautiful woman.
take credit.

call me when he's done some fathering time...


/there's your comment.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2010-01-04 07:16:17 AM  
Thanks for the reminder, I'm late sending my baby shower gift basket of little pink bongos, baby's first pair of flip flops, and Johnson & Johnson Gentle Baby Formula Self-Tanner. And of course, a marijuana cigar for the proud papa.

 
stebain 2010-01-04 07:40:34 AM  
C.Alving.

calving

 
stebain 2010-01-04 07:41:09 AM  
crap.
C.Alves
calving

 
Chinchillazilla 2010-01-04 07:53:40 AM  
But is the baby shirtless?

/that will probably end the thread

 
ModernLuddite 2010-01-04 08:41:18 AM  
The article did not include a shirtless photo of Mr. McConaughey. I am....confused.

 
Trustafarian 2010-01-04 09:56:26 AM  
So, would I be right in presuming the woman is the opposite of hideous? And she might not be interested in McConaughey if he worked at a 7 Eleven?

 
Moonraper 2010-01-04 10:05:00 AM  
Alright, alright, alright.

 
burndtdan 2010-01-04 10:15:08 AM  
that's what he love about these newborn girls, man. he gets older, they stay the same age.

 
Bleck 2010-01-04 10:33:20 AM  
I hate that guy

 
That coward David Lopan 2010-01-04 11:16:34 AM  
Oh no! He's going to lose that marvelous tummy he's always showing off!

 
INeedAName 2010-01-04 11:28:58 AM  
/I actually like the guy, Reign of Fire and Sahara are pretty decent mindless action movies, and Dazed and Confused is a classic
//He has made no other movies aside from these!
///Okay, so I forgot about We Are Marshall, U571, and Contact
////But those are the only movies he's made!
//Right, also A Time to Kill
//But that's all

 
Big John's Breakfast Log 2010-01-04 11:43:32 AM  
The 8-12 month countdown to separation and then divorce is on...

/Oh right, rich people can afford an army of nannies to do the dirty work and thus dodge the stress and fatigue that plague most real-life marriages.
//But he'll still find it a drag once the baby buzz wears off and he gets tired of gnawing on bleeding chapped nipples.

 
inthrees 2010-01-04 01:07:58 PM  
"The baby's crowning!"

"Wait, I think this scene would go a lot better with me shirtless."

 
Marisyana 2010-01-04 01:53:31 PM  
Big John's Breakfast Log: The 8-12 month countdown to separation and then divorce is on...


Matthew McConaughey's long-time girlfriend Camilla Alves

Only losers get married, man.

 
wjllope [TotalFark] 2010-01-04 02:07:36 PM  
INeedAName: But that's all

i liked him in Frailty....

 
Bob The Nob 2010-01-04 03:00:38 PM  
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"We'd get more chicks if we had our shirts off."

 
CowboyNinjaD 2010-01-04 07:19:46 PM  
wjllope: INeedAName: But that's all

i liked him in Frailty....


He was OK, but Bill Paxton is the one who really made that movie work.

Although, I still believe Reign of Fire is highly underrated.

 
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