Say "What?" again!

Obama .... Barack Obama.

"We're two wild and crazy guys!!"

Atillathepun: Say "What?" again!



What can I say? You inspired me.

"You know what the difference is between you and me, Joe? I make this look GOOD."

Face it, I am The MAN.

"sometimes when I get nervous, I put my hands under my armpits like this..."

"Have them make the Lieberman thing look like an accident"

"Did you clean behind your ears Joe? I'll know if you're lying."

"How many times have I told you Joe? The cumberbund goes on the outside of the shirt."

" THIS is how you do SMUG"

"There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times."

"Boom baby."

Joe, have you ever had a UFIA? I'm getting one right now.

Whatchou talkin' bout Willis?

Obama: "So Rush didn't die?"

Biden: "No sir. Should we go to plan B"?

Obama: "Hmmm. No, he is not worth it"

I'll have a vodka tonic, splash of lime, please.

"There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times."

/now with voting goodness

The best piece of advice my dad ever gave me was, "never lean on a wall." I guess since your dad never had a wall to lean on he, didn't tell you.

"Joe, I know what a farking salad fork is."

The runs? So what? I'm still next in line Joe.

"biatch, where my money?"

obama: The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

Biden: um... what?

And now that I have my nose out of your ass, your shiat does stink.

"No, you can't borrow Air Force One just because you have a hot date set up."

ModernLuddite: "biatch, where my money?"

Which made me think of

My biatch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

"You blinked first, Joe..."

"There are simpily times when one must confront their adoring fans. It keeps the little people happy."

"I am the cool mack daddy; whereas you are just a white boy from Deleware, Joe. Deal with it."

Biden: "I don't know how you do it"

Obama: "Well Joe, Tiger got a little too greedy you see. That's why Michelle has no clue about my two other hoes"

"Shaken, not stirred."

Hey, Joe. Do I have any nose goblins?

Barry, did you see the latest poll? Even I'm tracking better than you now.

"Sooooo, ummm, ya wanna go back to my place?"

"Is she looking now, Mr. Presi--DON'T LOOK right at her, dude!"

...

"OK, is she looking now?"

"And what makes you think I care what the peasants think?"

1) "That's right Joe, I said your hair-plugs look ridiculous, someone had to say it"

2) "Hey Boss, great Benito Mussolini impression!"

3) "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"

4)OK Joe you promise you won't tell Michelle

5)Joe, does this look smug enough?

6)Do you honestly think the American people will blame us for anything? We need to stick to blaming everything on Bush.

7)Not again, Biden! You said WHAT??

8)I'm trying to catch a few winks. Are you still here?

9)"i know you are, but what am i?"

10)"Duuuuuude, I am so baked"

11)Psssst...Hey dude, you wanna buy some Iranian nukes? They'll get you high, man.

12)Sheee-mo-fahr. Whas-up?---cracker?

13)Dumb and dumber.

14)Hey Joe, whatcha think of my Louis Farrakkan look?

15)I'm practicing my 'waiting on a street corner' look. How's this?

16)You're an actor. Act, motherfarker.

17)Hey Joe! You missed a spot back there!

18)Joe. Quit playin' with your bishop and take your hands out of your pocket and straighten my bowtie.

19)"YOU TALKIN' TO ME?!"

20)"you're such a bore. I'd rather sleep than listen to you..."

21)"I've heard your opinion once, now shut UP!"

mytdawg: ModernLuddite: "biatch, where my money?"

Which made me think of

My biatch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

I like the cut of your jib.

"Even I can't believe how truly awesome I am!"

It's Monday. Guess it's time to bash Obama again. OOP, but the thermometer says we're leaning left, so I must be mistaken.

"Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet. Phase one is complete, clean the car, which moves us right along to phase two, clean you two.}

"Haw haw haw...It is time for the infidels to pay. They'll never suspect US!"

"And I say Allah Ackbar?"

"For the last time - it's not ALLAH ACKBAR...Ackbar is from Star Wars...It's 'Allahu Akbar' and then BOOM! "

"Do we say that before or after the explosion"?

"Mr. President, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me here on the wedding day of your daughter. And I hope that their first child will be a masculine child..."

ModernLuddite: mytdawg: ModernLuddite: "biatch, where my money?"

Which made me think of

My biatch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

I like the cut of your jib.

Pimp of the year!

No, no I said you were bigger, BIGGER with a B!

Tiger doesn't have Shiat on me!!!!

"Listen Joe, I could punch you on national television, and still convince the media that it was Bush's fault. Now THAT'S power!"

Does Barack Obama have to choke a biatch?

Okay Joe, as soon as I start the speech, start the bow tie spinning at 200 rpm. When I signal thusly, slowly, and I mean slowly crank it up to 500.