well done subby. I hate those guys

He's not going there to work out. He just likes to stand around showering for hours at a time, asking random men to help scrub his back.

The very definition of "not news."

Yeah, fark that guy for taking interest in improving his health.

Since I'm at work and can't click on a contactmusic link, is there anything else in this article that I'm missing? Is it really just John Mayer stating he needs to get back in the gym?

He's gotta work on buffing up that tattoo-sleeved arm of his. It gives him street cred so all his Lillith Fair anthems seem legitimate.

I am sure he gets more quality tail than most of us put together.

dusty15893: Since I'm at work and can't click on a contactmusic link, is there anything else in this article that I'm missing? Is it really just John Mayer stating he needs to get back in the gym?

This, literally, is TFA:

THE THINGS THEY TWEET:


"I need to get back into the gym. I'm all for having boobs against my chest but not when they're mine." Rocker JOHN MAYER is planning a post-Christmas workout regime.

I should feel guilty for submitting this, but I don't

The English Major: I should feel guilty for submitting this, but I don't

You should. It's only three sentences and pictures of a thin John Mayer. I was at least expecting a picture of him looking chubby. Pretty stupid overall.

It makes me really happy that John Fitzgerald Page turned into an enduring meme.

The English Major: dusty15893: Since I'm at work and can't click on a contactmusic link, is there anything else in this article that I'm missing? Is it really just John Mayer stating he needs to get back in the gym?

This, literally, is TFA:

THE THINGS THEY TWEET:


"I need to get back into the gym. I'm all for having boobs against my chest but not when they're mine." Rocker JOHN MAYER is planning a post-Christmas workout regime.

I should feel guilty for submitting this, but I don't


I can't say I really blame you. As a farker whose been around for a long time and hasn't had any links approved (granted I haven't submitted a whole lot either) I would take it...however I would probably feel guilty.

I'll finally ask it:

Even though I've seen the "26 minutes to the gym" meme a million times, I never learned the source of it. Anyone care to enlighten?

him and ashton kutcher should have a twitter poop off

Folderol: I'll finally ask it:

Even though I've seen the "26 minutes to the gym" meme a million times, I never learned the source of it. Anyone care to enlighten?



26 Minutes (new window)

Sorry I was too lazy to go into the whole story about where the actual "26 minutes" portion comes from. So here's another link that explains it.

Link (new window)

Got it - thanks.

I had heard of him - vaguely. Now I get the joke.

Thanks, Contactmusic, for all your hard work. You are the definition of ground-breaking journalism.

So, is he the new Elvis yet?

I haven't heard the 26 minute thing in years! Fark is cool.

luckybastard: I haven't heard the 26 minute thing in years! Fark is cool.

Your blog about Rick Rolling being played out was hilarious.