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(BBC) Sad Edwina the duck dies aged 22. To be cremated slowly in an orange sauce   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 73
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E5K1M0 [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 02:06:21 PM  
and mango salsa

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 02:24:07 PM  
Edwina the duck? She has passed.
She's breathed her unfortunate last.
But as per her wishes
You'll ind her delicious
At this evening's nightly repast.

 
fruitloop 2009-12-30 03:23:13 PM  
and smiling

 
averagejoe42 2009-12-30 03:24:11 PM  
www.bilerico.com

RIP Edward Cullen

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-12-30 03:26:31 PM  
Ducks are cool, man. Good on the table with some ginger too. But they make for some pretty mellow pets if you decide not to eat it.

 
Tyranicle 2009-12-30 03:28:15 PM  
Another celebrity dies from the crack demon. Tragic.

\DRTFA

 
sboyle1020 2009-12-30 03:28:38 PM  
foodfightuniverse.files.wordpress.com

RIP Ina Garten

 
#2 2009-12-30 03:29:06 PM  
"With deynty meates that were dere,
With partryche, pecoke, and plovere,
With byrdes in bread ybake,
The tele, the ducke, and the drake"

- 'The Squire of Low Degree'

 
Farkwaddle 2009-12-30 03:30:38 PM  
That's it! I'm throwing a duck on the smoker this weekend.

 
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car! 2009-12-30 03:30:44 PM  
gorgor: RAPE RAPE
http://tinyurl.com/y8mx8fk
(copy and paste)


Duck fark
It's awwwwwwwwwright.

/didn't click on link
//taking wild stab

 
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here 2009-12-30 03:32:26 PM  
It's not news, it's...

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2009-12-30 03:32:34 PM  
gd.tuwien.ac.at

                    R.I.P. Duckman

 
luckyeddie 2009-12-30 03:32:49 PM  
RIP EDWINA CURRIE
www.dircon.co.uk

 
JubJubDaBee 2009-12-30 03:32:52 PM  
i141.photobucket.comR.I.P Howard the Duck

 
ithaqua 2009-12-30 03:35:14 PM  
Put Edwina back in bowl.

 
apacheco 2009-12-30 03:35:52 PM  
oh oh a RIP thread.. some farkers are going to get annoyed

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2009-12-30 03:36:01 PM  
FTA: The birds' ages have been calculated through the BTO's ringing scheme.

They cut them in half and counted the rings?

 
DrunkenBob 2009-12-30 03:36:22 PM  
He got turned into a duck as well?

www.big-metto.net

/hot

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 03:41:04 PM  
www.cas.umt.edu
R.I.P. Daffy

 
jayday 2009-12-30 03:41:45 PM  
Subby:
Are you sure he wasnt going "To be creamated slowly in an orange sauce." ?


Yuuummmm........Orange Duck Pate

 
JubJubDaBee 2009-12-30 03:44:05 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey I miss Duckman that show kicked so much ass.

 
LordBollocks [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 03:44:17 PM  
www.cherryvalley.co.uk

 
jayday 2009-12-30 03:45:28 PM  
Someone needs to call the Chinese and get them in this.
They know duck.

 
sboyle1020 2009-12-30 03:45:52 PM  
www.wicked.tenathlone.co.uk

RIP Darkwing Duck

 
Elvis Da King 2009-12-30 03:46:54 PM  
Honestly! 22 years old? May as well cook a decoy.

Wait for the funeral and cook a great granddaughter or two.

/Still a good headline subby

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 03:50:21 PM  
ironyisgay.files.wordpress.com
R.I.P. F*CK A DUCK

 
Tyranicle 2009-12-30 03:54:47 PM  
What "Edwina" may look like...

i765.photobucket.com

Delicious!

 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior 2009-12-30 03:55:31 PM  
i682.photobucket.com
RIP Duck Dodgers

 
m1ke [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 03:56:37 PM  
web.educastur.princast.es

R.I.P. Edwin Hubble

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-12-30 03:56:51 PM  
sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. EDINA MONSOON


/hot like Saffy

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-12-30 04:03:20 PM  

The couple will be singing this song...

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape


Link (new window)

 
Poke_it_with_a_stick 2009-12-30 04:04:57 PM  
disney-clipart.com

R.I.P. Daisy

 
theorellior 2009-12-30 04:10:16 PM  
I roasted a duck for Christmas dinner. It was delicious. It was also delicious the day after Christmas.

 
Elvis Da King 2009-12-30 04:33:21 PM  
i237.photobucket.com
R.I.P Duck Amuck


/More drumsticks this way.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-12-30 04:33:31 PM  
img519.imageshack.us

/epic thread was epic

 
Ringtailed79 2009-12-30 04:38:49 PM  
studebaker hoch: /epic thread was epic

Link me

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-12-30 04:39:49 PM  
www.alpinecom.net

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-12-30 04:41:36 PM  
www.alpinecom.net

This. Is an Ex. Duck.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 04:42:36 PM  
averagejoe42: RIP Edward Cullen

Tell me Buffy did it, tell me Buffy did it!.

 
rummhumm 2009-12-30 04:43:29 PM  
images.cheezburger.com

/

 
dryknife 2009-12-30 04:43:34 PM  
You're despicable.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 04:43:36 PM  
Ringtailed79: studebaker hoch: /epic thread was epic

Link me


Here you go



unrealitymag.com

 
erewhon 2009-12-30 04:43:49 PM  
Oh, fortuna!

/the smaller version

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-12-30 04:49:05 PM  
media.comicvine.com
R.I.P. Destroyer Duck

 
dryknife 2009-12-30 04:54:17 PM  
Mickey: Hey, Darnold Duck-
Darnold: Quick, quick! You mean my name 'Duck' or you mean the word, 'duck'?
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... That is... you use 'duck' connoting title rather than action? ... Quick!
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... That is... 'duck' is a verb rather than a noun? Tell me quick quick!
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... Ahh!... Then I can remain standing!

 
tinyarena 2009-12-30 04:58:00 PM  
www.prohuntersjournal.com

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing,
because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first
started here that this sort of thing is frowned upon...

 
Pastramification 2009-12-30 05:06:29 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

Has Edwina gone on a holiday?

 
rummhumm 2009-12-30 05:07:57 PM  
thepilver.files.wordpress.com
RIP Duckie

 
drucee 2009-12-30 05:18:11 PM  
What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

Well, one's a sick duck... I don't know how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

 
LordPomposity 2009-12-30 05:18:31 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. Edwina Booth

 
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