and mango salsa

Edwina the duck? She has passed.
She's breathed her unfortunate last.
But as per her wishes
You'll ind her delicious
At this evening's nightly repast.

and smiling

Ducks are cool, man. Good on the table with some ginger too. But they make for some pretty mellow pets if you decide not to eat it.

Another celebrity dies from the crack demon. Tragic.

\DRTFA

"With deynty meates that were dere,
With partryche, pecoke, and plovere,
With byrdes in bread ybake,
The tele, the ducke, and the drake"

- 'The Squire of Low Degree'

That's it! I'm throwing a duck on the smoker this weekend.

gorgor: RAPE RAPE
http://tinyurl.com/y8mx8fk
(copy and paste)

Duck fark
It's awwwwwwwwwright.

/didn't click on link
//taking wild stab

It's not news, it's...

                    R.I.P. Duckman

Put Edwina back in bowl.

oh oh a RIP thread.. some farkers are going to get annoyed

FTA: The birds' ages have been calculated through the BTO's ringing scheme.

They cut them in half and counted the rings?

He got turned into a duck as well?



/hot

R.I.P. Daffy

Subby:
Are you sure he wasnt going "To be creamated slowly in an orange sauce." ?


Yuuummmm........Orange Duck Pate

Shakespeare's Monkey I miss Duckman that show kicked so much ass.

Someone needs to call the Chinese and get them in this.
They know duck.

Honestly! 22 years old? May as well cook a decoy.

Wait for the funeral and cook a great granddaughter or two.

/Still a good headline subby

The couple will be singing this song...

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

Link (new window)

I roasted a duck for Christmas dinner. It was delicious. It was also delicious the day after Christmas.

R.I.P Duck Amuck

/More drumsticks this way.

/epic thread was epic

studebaker hoch: /epic thread was epic

Link me

This. Is an Ex. Duck.

averagejoe42: RIP Edward Cullen

Tell me Buffy did it, tell me Buffy did it!.

/

You're despicable.

Ringtailed79: studebaker hoch: /epic thread was epic

Link me

Here you go

Oh, fortuna!

/the smaller version

R.I.P. Destroyer Duck

Mickey: Hey, Darnold Duck-
Darnold: Quick, quick! You mean my name 'Duck' or you mean the word, 'duck'?
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... That is... you use 'duck' connoting title rather than action? ... Quick!
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... That is... 'duck' is a verb rather than a noun? Tell me quick quick!
Mickey: Yes, but...
Darnold: ... Ahh!... Then I can remain standing!

Has Edwina gone on a holiday?

What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

Well, one's a sick duck... I don't know how it ends, but your mother's a whore.