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(Some Guy) Cool Helen Mirren says she used to snort coke, smoke pot, shoplift and cut her own hair in latest proof that she could not possibly be more awesome   (citytv.com) divider line 62
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Skail [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 03:45:59 PM  
I snorted Pepsi, once. Well, actually, I laughed so hard it came out my nose, but it's basically the same thing, right?

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 04:00:45 PM  
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Not bad.

 
eire_irie [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 06:15:29 PM  
Vacation pic on her 63rd birthday

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Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 06:45:38 PM  
I'd party with it,then hit it.

 
mrtk421 2009-12-25 07:06:11 PM  
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Morgana. Mmmmmm.

 
question_dj [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 07:11:06 PM  
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Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-12-25 07:12:43 PM  
I'd honk a line off of the old whore's ass.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 07:21:45 PM  
Yowza.

 
Pixelvision 2009-12-25 07:23:25 PM  
She was, is, and will always be hittable

 
ArkAngel [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 07:23:50 PM  
She did a full frontal close-up in Caligula. She does rock

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 07:33:33 PM  
Pixelvision: She was, is, and will always be hittable

I agree with this statement.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 07:35:38 PM  
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ParadisePornoTheater 2009-12-25 07:43:06 PM  
I hope she's still rockin' at 83.

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-12-25 07:47:54 PM  
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Whoah, 63? Damn! She is smokin!

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2009-12-25 08:09:58 PM  
ArkAngel: She did a full frontal close-up in Caligula. She does rock

Currently available on netflix to watch instantly.

 
generaltimmy 2009-12-25 08:14:22 PM  
Yay, snorting coke and shoplifting are wonderful!

//not big on drugs, pro or con, but shoplifting is stealing, people

 
SteakMan 2009-12-25 08:22:16 PM  
ArkAngel: She did a full frontal close-up in Caligula. She does rock

I think she's actually been nude in more movies than she hasn't.

 
Epstein's Mother 2009-12-25 08:30:08 PM  
Subby just described my '80s

 
kyleaugustus 2009-12-25 08:31:04 PM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: ArkAngel: She did a full frontal close-up in Caligula. She does rock

Currently available on netflix to watch instantly.

Or a swift GIS (new window)

 
TheHoodedClaw 2009-12-25 08:45:27 PM  
She's never been afraid of getting her togs off if the part demands it or even if it doesn't, has Helen. I still find it incredible that she also played wonderfully the least sexual woman in the world (no offence your Maj, but y'know).

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 08:54:19 PM  
I would do all those things. All at once, if I could do them on Helen Mirren's golden globes.

 
Torgo the White 2009-12-25 08:59:23 PM  
Lots of her being nekkid in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Plus it's a damn good movie.

 
Henry Holland 2009-12-25 09:09:53 PM  
generaltimmy: //not big on drugs, pro or con, but shoplifting is stealing, people

Did you read the article? She shoplifted because she was poor and hungry, not because she was Winona Ryder stealing Hermes scarves out of Beverly Hills boutiques.

Great actress, she's awesome in the series Prime Suspect.

 
Japancakes 2009-12-25 09:24:13 PM  
If you have never seen "The Long Good Friday", place it atop of your "to be viewed" queue.

You won't be disappointed.

 
Amish Tech Support 2009-12-25 09:42:29 PM  
"Anal nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha."

 
m0llusk [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 10:00:46 PM  
She misunderstands the situation with coke. If it were legalized then criminals wouldn't be able to make money from it, so it is criminalization rather than casual use which is to blame for all complications.

 
lordaction 2009-12-25 10:03:05 PM  
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And boat load of cum go all over my monitor.

 
susansto-helit [TotalFark] 2009-12-25 10:05:59 PM  
eire_irie: Vacation pic on her 63rd birthday



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I wish I looked that good now. And I'm 31.

 
ABQGOD 2009-12-25 10:08:45 PM  

 
eas81 2009-12-25 10:15:25 PM  
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mrEdude 2009-12-25 10:58:35 PM  
If drugs, crime and cutting one's own hair excites you, then I'm your man.

/the back's a little uneven this time

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H. 2009-12-25 11:47:31 PM  
Helen Mirren used to ride around on a Harley, whacking random strangers with a burniing two-by-four.

 
limboslam 2009-12-25 11:57:15 PM  
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm................

 
DenisVengeance 2009-12-26 12:04:20 AM  
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Helen Mirren used to ride around on a Harley, whacking random strangers with a burniing two-by-four.

I once saw her scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-12-26 12:15:56 AM  

 
The Onanist 2009-12-26 12:18:08 AM  
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This just in: I'd STILL do her.

 
radioman_ 2009-12-26 12:24:31 AM  
And she showed us her tits. I love this broad.

 
tagjim 2009-12-26 12:38:16 AM  
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Helen Mirren used to ride around on a Harley, whacking random strangers with a burniing two-by-four.

Helen Mirren's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-12-26 03:28:54 AM  
DenisVengeance: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Helen Mirren used to ride around on a Harley, whacking random strangers with a burniing two-by-four.

I once saw her scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

 
Alphax [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-26 05:26:42 AM  
I forget whom it was who called Helen Mirren the Most Naked Woman in Brittan. But I like that.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-12-26 07:08:29 AM  
Sorry, Helen Mirren can't hear you over the sound of how awesome she is.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-12-26 07:11:59 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: Sorry, Helen Mirren can't hear you over the sound of how awesome she is.

I think that was the "lesbian spank inferno" episode of the BBC's 'Coupling,' but I'm not sure.

 
blowfish2000 2009-12-26 07:45:34 AM  
one of these things is NOT like the other....

Wow, Skail, I snorted Pepsi once too, in an ill-advised straw experiment at age 3. No, really!

 
blowfish2000 2009-12-26 07:52:42 AM  
m0llusk: She misunderstands the situation with coke. If it were legalized then criminals wouldn't be able to make money from it, so it is criminalization rather than casual use which is to blame for all complications.

Actually, I think some of the "complications" come from what it does to permanently alter brain chemistry for the worse.... you know, remapping physical needs and priorities and leading people to neglect their children and all. Just mentioning.

/ wrote about coke on my christmas blog post!

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-12-26 09:05:59 AM  
Alphax: I forget whom it was who called Helen Mirren the Most Naked Woman in Brittan. But I like that.

See below. I think it was mentioned in an episode of Coupling.

"I love Helen Mirren! She's always so... naked! It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark!"

 
Alphax [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-26 09:22:23 AM  
KatjaMouse: Alphax: I forget whom it was who called Helen Mirren the Most Naked Woman in Brittan. But I like that.

See below. I think it was mentioned in an episode of Coupling.

"I love Helen Mirren! She's always so... naked! It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark!"

Probably was. I've seen some of Coupling, when I've never been able to stand Friends.

And Susan is freaken hot.

 
CarnySaur 2009-12-26 09:36:10 AM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Lots and lots of naked Helen Mirren (NSFW, duh)

Wow. She really is foot loose and fancy free.

 
solokumba 2009-12-26 10:04:53 AM  
OLD. This news is OLD. OLD this news is.
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skinink 2009-12-26 12:09:51 PM  

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter. Two British actresses I would have loved to see in a movie together. They have talent and are unafraid almost proud to get naked in a film.


Actually the thing I like about foreign actresses is that they tend more often than not to take on challenging roles, while it's the reverse for American actresses.


 
British 2009-12-26 12:40:22 PM  
I'd hit that, and take her to OCB for her senior discount afterward. Bring the bikini.

 
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