I guess she is too passable a tranny

Another SJP is a horse thread. You have got to be jockey.

hehehehehe. Such headlines never fail to make me laugh. Hopefully no one will get too whinny about it, subby.

El_Frijole_Blanco: I guess she is too passable a tranny

Whoa!

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I'm amazed that she was able to rein it in and act stable while waiting for the oppurtunity to star with Hugh Grant.

/Hey, has anyone ever noticed that SJP looks like a horse? Just me? OK.

Did her Silver tongue fail her?

Foot or Horse ?
/The debate goes on

She is uglier every time I see her.

"She is uglier every time I see her."

Perhaps, but she does have a nice haunch on her.

SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

"You are all idiots."

Well... I still think she has a nice haunch.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT SARAH PARKER IS TRYING TO DO TO HUGH GRANT???


People who use other people's first, middle and last names together when referring to them are retarded.

It's Jennifer Hewitt and Sarah Gellar!

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

You forgot such icons as Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Seabiscuit, Barbaro etc....

Can we please stop having an ugly woman with a name that's easily confused for a hot one? Please? Who do I complain to about this?

Fist of an angry god. That is all.

crab66 Thanks for the early AM laugh. . .

Having been to the Boston Fark party, all I have to say if any of you Boston Farkers are criticizing SJP on her looks, I'll gladly buy you a mirror for Christmas.

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

her facial features resemble those of a horse!

at least she has a sense of humor about it all...or did 15 years ago...

quick clip from Ed Wood (new window)

I'd ride SJP all night long

She's ugly. If she didn't put herself out there as a great beauty and style icon, she wouldn't be ripe for ridicule.

Selling yourself in the aspirational category only works if people actually want to BE you. I've yet to meet anybody who wants to be a coarse-faced actress married to a dough boy fey Broadway actor.

She's also a very unhappy person for someone who insists on living in the public eye.

Outside of SATC, she's nothing, as her the box office receipts for all of her movies will attest to.

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

I literally let out a small shriek if I see her face without warning. My wife thinks its the funniest thing.

Who took that picture? Eadweard Muybridge?

Hay! Knock it off with all the strawman arguments, quit stalling, and be serious. You guys lack the maturity to rein yourselves in, and go galloping off the follow the herd every time a thread about some spavined hoofer gets posted. You have no respect - that's your mane problem.

Ok, I will take one for the team and do her. No need to thank me, that just is the type of guy I am.

She's got a great body, I'd f*ck her. I don't care what you say.

FuturePastNow: She's got a great body, I'd f*ck her. I don't care what you say.

This... and a guaranteed stable relationship.

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

You are right, of course, but why the long face?

FuturePastNow: She's got a great body, I'd f*ck her. I don't care what you say.

Meh. Depends... do I have to look at her face or talk to her, does she want Matthew to watch? Hot bod or not, any of those three would be a show stopper.

If I had to go SATC, I'd much rather have Kim.

1lastcall: "Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination." Marcel Proust.

"I've tried, I've come knocking."

You know, when they do that it's just a trick, there's someone off-stage telling them how many times to clop their hoof.

"I would not have been prepared to harness all the feelings I have for Hugh Grant,"

Ok, now she's just deliberately giving us material...

mabelkitty: She's ugly. If she didn't put herself out there as a great beauty and style icon, she wouldn't be ripe for ridicule.

Selling yourself in the aspirational category only works if people actually want to BE you. I've yet to meet anybody who wants to be a coarse-faced actress married to a dough boy fey Broadway actor.

She's also a very unhappy person for someone who insists on living in the public eye.

Outside of SATC, she's nothing, as her the box office receipts for all of her movies will attest to.

That's some fine Christmas cheer yer puttin' out there. She must have bucked you off huh?

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: mabelkitty: She's ugly. If she didn't put herself out there as a great beauty and style icon, she wouldn't be ripe for ridicule.

That's some fine Christmas cheer yer puttin' out there. She must have bucked you off huh?

I kind of have to agree. OTOH, there are plenty of ugly people who make it to the top of the fashion world, they're just much less likely to appear on a magazine cover.

Blucher!

buckeyebrain: Blucher!

She's out in the driveway.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Fist Riding crop of an angry god. That is all.

FTFY

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.



/oblig
//seriously

Galactic_Empanada: 1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.



/oblig
//seriously

I meant it all most sincerely.

I'd bone this broad something fierce.

1lastcall: SJP is elegant, sexy as hell, classy and a major fashion trendsetter. If any of you basement dwelling farkers got within five feet of her, you'd probably splooge yourselves. Because she is neither typically not traditionally beautiful, she sets herself apart as one of the true beauty icons of our time. (See: Jackie O., Lauren Hutton, Princess Di ... none traditional beauties, all revered as icons of style and glamour.)You are all idiots.

I have been within five feet of her. Thank you very much.

My ninth grade music teacher was also working on the TV show "Square Pegs", (you remember kids, back before she was famous) and he asked her to come to the school for a day.

She was ugly then, too.

Hay now, let's give the nag a break. How would you like it if you were saddled with a face like that? So let's just rein in our comments a little. Oatkay?

Her back does kind of have a sway to it though...

I lol'd hard at that headline. Thank you Subby. Christmas is complete.

Spookync: I lol'd hard at that headline. Thank you Subby. Christmas is complete.

I live to serve.