I'm with Cameron on this. What kind of "fan" just happens to be at the airport with a poster of the movie and a Sharpie?

RocketRod: I'm with Cameron on this. What kind of "fan" just happens to be at the airport with a poster of the movie and a Sharpie?

The kind that becomes someone's official stalker.

I think if I was a celebrity the only person I would give autographs too would be little kids. If you are old enough to have tattoos you don't need a damn autograph.

I'm sure it gets old after a while always having someone in your face.

Sorry kid, no one owes you a farking thing in life. No one. Now get the fark out of people's way, they're busy making money

Professional autograph seekers... and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby. Many celebs won't sign things like this because it goes straight to ebay.

CPT Ethanolic: Professional autograph seekers... and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby. Many celebs won't sign things like this because it goes straight to ebay.

^ This.

Yes, when I am famous and hounded by autograph seekers, my policy will be to only offer personalized autographs, to minimize resale value.

/Except for body parts

RocketRod: I'm with Cameron on this. What kind of "fan" just happens to be at the airport with a poster of the movie and a Sharpie?

my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Joelogon: Yes, when I am famous and hounded by autograph seekers, my policy will be to only offer personalized autographs, to minimize resale value.

/Except for body parts

tried this. They still try to sell them.

manimal2878: I think if I was a celebrity the only person I would give autographs too would be little kids. If you are old enough to have tattoos you don't need a damn autograph.

I'm sure it gets old after a while always having someone in your face.

People send their kids to get it then then sell them.

missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going wth Michael Hogan.

James Cameron

There I said it.

DamnYankees: missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going wth Michael Hogan.

nope. I'm married to Tiger Woods

Autographs are farking stupid, so I'm with Cameron on this.

Buy a self-inking signature stamp, but write the original signature with your non-dominant hand.

/If I sign a piece of paper with my left hand, I can get weird prescriptions filled at the pharmacy.

mother farker. I have to start waiting until these go red before I comment.

DamnYankees: missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going with Michael Hogan.

Maybe one of the Trailer Park Boys?

"To my biggest flan, Suckleberry Hound."

- I'm a problem solver.

He wanted to just sell that shiat. Might as well be asking James Cameron for $100.

CPT Ethanolic: Professional autograph seekers... and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby. Many celebs won't sign things like this because it goes straight to ebay.

I've watched TMZ (I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS) and I think they keep someone at LAX constantly. They're always ambushing somebody coming or going.

Now we need to figure out who missmarsha's husband is. And ask her for autographs!!

RocketRod: I'm with Cameron on this. What kind of "fan" just happens to be at the airport with a poster of the movie and a Sharpie?

Not to mention there's a cut in the video right before Cameron gets mad. What happened during the cut?

missmarsha:

I'm going to guess George Stroumboulopoulos.

HappyHarryHardOn: DamnYankees: missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going with Michael Hogan.

Maybe one of the Trailer Park Boys?

ding ding we have a winner. I'm married to Bubbles. he's an awesome husband and not nearly as weird as on TV.

missmarsha:

My next guess would've been Jonathan Torrens.

Blackbird: missmarsha:

My next guess would've been Jonathan Torrens.

He's such a dick in real life. My office was next to his for 2 years and he STILL forgets who I am. He was at our wedding and forgets who I am when we see each other.

Blackbird: missmarsha:

I'm going to guess George Stroumboulopoulos.

George is also a dick. I saw him the other day in Toronto with a gaggle of biatches at the biggest douche hangout (Gladstone) acting like he was hot shiat and cutting the line. We'd never let him cut at the Mansion.

missmarsha: I've heard that about George Stroumboulopoulos.

Semi-famous and Canadian?

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say MissMarsha's husband is Stephen Harper.

Wait wait wait slow down

I'm trying to make sense of all this.

Th.. there are famous people in Canada?

Relatively Obscure: Wait wait wait slow down

I'm trying to make sense of all this.

Th.. there are famous people in Canada?

Yup. Just like there are retards in America.

Relatively Obscure: Th.. there are famous people in Canada?



Neil would like a word with you.

C'mon, if this idiot had known that Cameron divorces and marries women at about the same rate that Michael Jackson got noses, he'd have already known that James Cameron was something of an ass and saved himself the time and money by not going up and asking the tool for his autograph in the first place.

/Guy was likely trying to get Cameron at a bad moment when he was tired and cranky after a long flight in from Lord only knows where and knew this was his golden chance.

missmarsha: HappyHarryHardOn: DamnYankees: missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going with Michael Hogan.

Maybe one of the Trailer Park Boys?

ding ding we have a winner. I'm married to Bubbles. he's an awesome husband and not nearly as weird as on TV.

But, still weird.

/but, who of us isn't a little weird?

gopher321: Relatively Obscure: Wait wait wait slow down

I'm trying to make sense of all this.

Th.. there are famous people in Canada?

Yup. Just like there are retards in America.

Good God, there are *that* many famous people in Canada?

So now TMZ is stalking people to record their reactions when they are accosted in public places.

May I please suggest a lawsuit?

I've always had this plan to move to LA and start stalking people from TMZ and all the other paparazzi. Doing it 24/7/365....following them around, hounding them, getting in there way...all of it. Just to see how they react.

/If I was famous I like to think I'd appreciate every single person who wanted an autograph, even if they were just looking to sell it.
//I'm a realist though, so I know I'd probably get just as mad as the rest of them.

Trailer Park Boys...
Bubbles...
Jonathan Torrens...
George Stroumboulopoulos...

This whole phenomenon must be something purely Canadian. I had to do a Wikipedia search on all of the above to even find out who they were.

VelcroFez: So now TMZ is stalking people to record their reactions when they are accosted in public places.
May I please suggest a lawsuit?

They do it all the time. Lots of times it's the paps trying to piss the celeb off, then record what they do. See "Woody Harrelson." He REALLY hates TMZ, and with good reason.

Snarfangel: gopher321: Relatively Obscure: Wait wait wait slow down

I'm trying to make sense of all this.

Th.. there are famous people in Canada?

Yup. Just like there are retards in America.

Good God, there are *that* many famous people in Canada?

Don't be silly.

There aren't that many people in Canada total.

sign the farking thing and keep walking. what is that, 15 seconds?

DamnYankees: missmarsha: my husband is semi-famous. farkers will follow him into the bathroom to ask for an autograph, or call our hotel rooms when we are on tour. We now register everywhere under my name (I use my maiden name). It is really rude to interrupt people on their private time to ask for an autograph. The worst are the ones with 10 of THE SAME THING to sign. If you say no to them they go on the intertubes and rant about what a prick you are

Ok, I'm gonna take a guess here.

Husband...semi-famous...Canada...

I'm going wth Michael Hogan.

This sounds like the start of the Fark version of the "Old King Clancy" episode of HIMYM.

Blackbird: missmarsha:

My next guess would've been Jonathan Torrens.

I met Jonathan Torrens in University when we were in the audience for his talk show. I told him that I would never eat the President's Choice Ancient Grains cereal after he threw it into the pit on Street Cents...he just gave me a weird look and turned away.

\Cool story bro

Relatively Obscure: Wait wait wait slow down

I'm trying to make sense of all this.

Th.. there are famous people in Canada?

Like James Cameron?
/ok, "from" canada

The dude's crying about making $15 an hour? That's twice what I make.


Freakin' asshole.

missmarsha: manimal2878: I think if I was a celebrity the only person I would give autographs too would be little kids. If you are old enough to have tattoos you don't need a damn autograph.

I'm sure it gets old after a while always having someone in your face.

People send their kids to get it then then sell them.

Selling their kids after they've gotten the kids to get them an autograph?! That's cold.

cryinoutloud: CPT Ethanolic: Professional autograph seekers... and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby. Many celebs won't sign things like this because it goes straight to ebay.

I've watched TMZ (I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS) and I think they keep someone at LAX constantly. They're always ambushing somebody coming or going.

Now we need to figure out who missmarsha's husband is. And ask her for autographs!!

Barry Williams would be my guess.

Add me to the list of people who just don't get autographs. If I met someone famous I respected, I may shake their hand ans say thanks. But having them scribble on something just has no appeal to me.

I get that people would pay money for something said famous person has scribbled on, I just don't get why.

/and having people constantly bugging you for a scribble has got to get old
//same with the f&^%&$g paparazzi..
///leeches

0x1a4: Add me to the list of people who just don't get autographs

And another.

James Cameron is right on this one. Dude is an asshole.

You should never try to meet your idols. They'll always let you down, or molest you.

CPT Ethanolic: Professional autograph seekers... and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby. Many celebs won't sign things like this because it goes straight to ebay.


The more I think about this comment, especially the "and one that just happens to have a TMZ camera nearby." part, I'm starting to wonder if TMZ is creating their own story on this one.

missmarsha: George is also a dick.

seconded...

My story about him would ID me right away so I won't.

So I just got back from seeing Avatar for a second time.

Much better. MUCH better. I don't know why but I really enjoyed it much more the second time around. Great stuff.