Oh no.....poop thread.

You using the whole fist there, doc?

FTFA: Some federal prison guards should be able to scratch one crappy job from their duties next year when the Correctional Service of Canada takes delivery of new gear to counter smuggling drugs into jails.

I see what you did there.

*golf clap*

You ever serve time, doc?

Before:

I need one of these for the house so I can recycle corn and peanuts.

Fletch Lives!


/on Fark
//Great movie
///the original, I mean

solcofn: *golf clap*

Second

God I admire you.

solcofn: *golf clrap*

Fixed.

I suggest they call it Alternate Recovery of Smuggled Ectasy.

It's all ball bearings now.

/In prison "secret" is a verb

ObscureNameHere: solcofn: *gorf crap*

Fixed.

Remastered for your viewing pleasure.

It even has a gerbil washer.

NakedApe: It even has a gerbil washer.

If you upgrade to the top of the line "Gere" model.

Great. Another job lost to the robots. Wait until Glenn Beck hears about this. You're going to make Glenn Beck cry, you know.

That was a damn funny scene.

Actually, that's probably one of his better movies. Although nothing beats "Vacation."

Awesome headline.

Suddenly inmates are being served corn twice as often.

/think about it...

poop chute

This is why you should always swallow a balloon and tie a string to it. Eat a clove of garlic, drink several cups of coffee, and smoke a pack of cigarettes and the guards won't spend a lot of time inspecting your mouth. Works like a charm. Erm...so I've been told.

At Pearson Airport in Toronto, they have a 20 foot high clear toilet. If they suspect you of smuggling things in your butt, they force you to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate, they sit you on this clear toilet, and they just wait.

Just relax, breathe easy.

FarknGroovn:

That would be the infinite limit presuming the inefficiencies implied by digestion and imperfect sorting amounted to exactly 50%.

//even 'meta-skeezer'
//must limit

Where's the "Summon Gorgor" card?

/don't check his pics, but this thread was made for him

Fails to Approve.

Also it packages it for resale.

aremmes: Before:

Subtle, but nice reference.

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass, two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Chinchillazilla: I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass, two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Still makes me laugh...and I don't know why.

jdog71: Still makes me laugh...and I don't know why.

That's funny, cause that's one of my cat's traits - announce everything. She's not quite that fat though.

/I'm subby and I apologize for another poop thread

NightOwl2255: Chinchillazilla: I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass, two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

If I was the boy... I'd tell him to keep it

+1 subby

The drugloo:


That is one scary, medieval-looking crapper right there.

pootsie: The drugloo:


That is one scary, medieval-looking crapper right there.

Now THATS a throne...I love the splatter guard above the collection tray and hand holes...classy.

holy crap! looks like the pope's pooper throne.

GavinTheAlmighty: At Pearson Airport in Toronto, they have a 20 foot high clear toilet. If they suspect you of smuggling things in your butt, they force you to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate, they sit you on this clear toilet, and they just wait.

I do believe, there have been a handful of times in my life, that the morning after I could sit on this and have one touching the bottom of the toilet while the other end is still attached to me.

booger42: jdog71: Still makes me laugh...and I don't know why.

That's funny, cause that's one of my cat's traits - announce everything. She's not quite that fat though.

/I'm subby and I apologize for another poop thread

That's a real cat? I thought it was some animatronic for a Garfield movie or something.

That means they can reduce the guard workforce by one or two to save the taxpayers some money, right?

/right?

Who gives a shiat?