Chattanooga? Yeah, sounds right.

Subby was not kidding. A christmas present-stealing, drunken, cross-dressing four year old. That has to be a Guiness record for hard core weirdness, sub 6 year old category.

In 80 years this kid is going to be the guy that everybody at the bar will be gathered around.

Uh-huh "Officer, I don't know how that drunken toddler in a girl's dress got into my house, I swear!".

Told you I was hardcore.

He had to have the beer because he felt so sorry for the poor little kids who are getting nothing but clothes. And also, he was pissed that there weren't any toys.

GAT_00: Chattanooga? Yeah, sounds right.

Yeah- that place is weird with a capital K.

What's his Fark handle?

That's no four-year-old, that's Emmanuel Lewis!

/or Gary Coleman, they all sort of look the same
//I mean little people.

I want to party with that kid.

This thread ought to have some interesting theories once the discussion shifts to race!

I used to party with that guy.

YoungSwedishBlonde: I want to party with that kid.

Whoops.

It's quite A party when you mix Sesame Street and crack-starved hookers.

[random_capitalization]

son?


call your dad before your next bender.

damn whats fark handle...some needs to sponsor this kid for TF

That kid has a future career in being a landlord/

Maybe he was just trying to get a little early training.
Who are we to criticize those that invest in their futures?

Drew?


Obligatory

I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

I spent four years of college in Chattanooga and I couldn't wait to get out of there. And I'm from Florida.

Jakevol2: Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

thank you for making me laugh harder than i have all day

Either it wasn't actually a 4-year old, but some kind of dwarf 40-year old, or the homeowner had to make up a story quick when he got caught with some baby he'd kidnapped to rape, murder, rape and then bury with the 14 other babies behind his barn.

tweek46420: Jakevol2: Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

thank you for making me laugh harder than i have all dayfark......amen to that!! I just literally spit some of my damn drink out...it's said a lot on here, but I actually did.

Ah farkit.....that should have been -farking amen to that!! I just literally spit some of my damn drink out...it's said a lot on here, but I actually did.

/probably should stop with that beverage anyway

Loneman1: Ah farkit.....that should have been -farking amen to that!! I just literally spit some of my damn drink out...it's said a lot on here, but I actually did.

/probably should stop with that beverage anyway

Did I accidentally a whole new meme?

Stealing dresses and drinking beer, well on his way to becoming an executive transvestite.

/or he might end up like Momiji

Jakevol2: Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

What thread DOES that go to?

Fell In Love With a Chair: Jakevol2: Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

What thread DOES that go to?

the one about the flashing girl of course

4 year olds know how to party.

tweek46420: Fell In Love With a Chair: Jakevol2: Jakevol2: I DO NOT LIKE THE ARTICLE WITHOUT PICTURES.

wow, this tragically ended up in the WRONG thread!

What thread DOES that go to?

the one about the flashing girl of course

They posted a picture of that girl. I'm going to have to disagree with you, unless she's hiding something really impressive under there.

Fell In Love With a Chair:

They posted a picture of that girl. I'm going to have to disagree with you, unless she's hiding something really impressive under there.

Not to be catty, but someone DID run over her...

EggFool: Fell In Love With a Chair:

They posted a picture of that girl. I'm going to have to disagree with you, unless she's hiding something really impressive under there.

Not to be catty, but someone DID run over her...

The article says she had minor injuries, and also she's a white supremacist. Like I said, those better be some bangin titties.

Fell In Love With a Chair:

The article says she had minor injuries, and also she's a white supremacist. Like I said, those better be some bangin titties.

She must have looked killable.

I would hope that if I were out there flashing, I would want to be confident that people would like me enough to take care not to run over me.

Which is why I don't flash.

EggFool: Fell In Love With a Chair:

The article says she had minor injuries, and also she's a white supremacist. Like I said, those better be some bangin titties.

She must have looked killable.

I would hope that if I were out there flashing, I would want to be confident that people would like me enough to take care not to run over me.

Which is why I don't flash.


*clicks profile*


...



Maybe you should reconsider!

ecmoRandomNumbers: In 80 years this kid is going to be the guy that everybody at the bar will be gathered around.

Yeah, right after he is released from his 60 year prison sentence.

EggFool: Fell In Love With a Chair:

The article says she had minor injuries, and also she's a white supremacist. Like I said, those better be some bangin titties.

She must have looked killable.

I would hope that if I were out there flashing, I would want to be confident that people would like me enough to take care not to run over me.

Which is why I don't flash.

how about BIE?

no worries about getting hit that way

tweek46420: EggFool:

how about BIE?

no worries about getting hit that way

That's always a good idea!



EIP

Fell In Love With a Chair: tweek46420: EggFool:

how about BIE?

no worries about getting hit that way

That's always a good idea!

EIP

Heheheh I'd rather be hit by a car than start flashing my grapes around the internet.

EggFool: Fell In Love With a Chair: tweek46420: EggFool:

how about BIE?

no worries about getting hit that way

That's always a good idea!

EIP

Heheheh I'd rather be hit by a car than start flashing my grapes around the internet.


Always worth a shot! (Though you don't see me sending pictures of mine either, I may be a hyprocrite).

Too much shopping here:

anyone see larry the cable guy in the making or is it just me?
/kids these days....

Baby Herman wants YOU! - To bring him a racing form.

So what's his Fark handle?

What? There's more than a few four year olds trolling around in the political threads.

Ah, home sweet home I have never been so proud of you.

Saw this on the other local news station this morning. Better article there (copy/paste) http://www.newschannel9.com/articles/year-987196-old-christmas.html including quote from the mother "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is." And my favorite: "Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake." No, pretty sure not all kids do this. This kid will be back on the news in 10 years for running a meth lab and/or a drunken brawl turned stabbing.

Stay classy Chattanooga!

But he looked FABulous!

This kid is going to be a hit in college!

/well, assuming he ever MAKES it to college