WATSON CROWNED BIGGEST-GROSSING FEMALE OF LAST DECADE

I'd like to give her a big gross crown...

/don't even know what that means

Abstruse: I just read that before coming over to Fark. That is amazing timing.

Impressive, but she isn't the only person in the films. The hottest, yes, but not the only.

So theoretically, couldn't Maggie Smith have the same title since she was in all those movies as well?

Althought Watson did do a voice in Desperaux or whatever that was.

horsefeathers! maggie smith is waay hotter.

/yowza!

TheManofPA: Abstruse: I just read that before coming over to Fark. That is amazing timing.

Read Fark, read Roosterteeth's comic for the day, contemplated shipping times for DVDs, then realized the connection and had to post it.

After seeing the Boobies I just had a thought pop into my head. Does anybody have the link to that list of webcomics that was greenlighted a few weeks ago?

There was a certain comic, the name of which I can't remember, that I forgot to bookmark.

Nevermind, I found it.

She was Hermione, too.

devioustrevor: After seeing the Boobies...

You've seen her tits?!

Emma Watson is not hot. Her only appeal is that she looks young and innocent, which is kind of creepy.

/not to say I wouldn't hit it
//but I'm creepy

Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.

She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think Maggie Smith is the actual champ.

According to IMDB, the only non-Harry Potter thing Emma Watson's done, ever, is the Tale of Despereaux, which grossed about $50 million. Maggie Smith, out of this decade, was in Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, which made $69 million, not to mention about a dozen other movies, which, while obviously not blockbusters, would add up.

I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes doing that.

I also can't believe I only just now read the article.

destitute college kid: I think Maggie Smith is the actual champ.

According to IMDB, the only non-Harry Potter thing Emma Watson's done, ever, is the Tale of Despereaux, which grossed about $50 million. Maggie Smith, out of this decade, was in Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, which made $69 million, not to mention about a dozen other movies, which, while obviously not blockbusters, would add up.

I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes doing that.

I can believe it. You've got issues.

tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Read that as the biggest gross female of the year. Was expecting a tie between Melanie Griffith and Amy Winehouse.

She looks like it actually hurts her to smile.

Ed Grubermann: devioustrevor: After seeing the Boobies...

You've seen her tits?!

I did see the bush shot

The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

"Hermoine"?

tchau: The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

Man, in some of those pictures she is dog ugly, and in others... fap.

Gotta get those angles right.
/and gain 5 lbs.

tacos813: tchau: The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

Man, in some of those pictures she is dog ugly, and in others... fap.

Gotta get those angles right.
/and gain 5 lbs.

I would really like to take your advice, but your wording makes me think otherwise.

Thank you though.

Assimilate This: She looks like it actually hurts her to smile.

Yeah, I notice that she almost has a perpetual scowl on her face. In a lot of photos, she looks outright pissed.

Shame because as others have noticed, she has a cute little smile when she wants to break one out.

She's the kind of cute that comes with being young. She is hot now, to me. I'm a dirty old man, so that's natural. Let's see how she looks in five, ten years.

Now, today, I'd hit it like Ralph Kramden on angel dust.

Rubber Biscuit: She's the kind of cute that comes with being young. She is hot now, to me. I'm a dirty old man, so that's natural. Let's see how she looks in five, ten years.

She'd be amazingly hot if she weren't about to head directly to heroin-"chic" skanksville in a couple of years, max.

I'd like to go on the record and say

If you find Emma Watson attractive, you might also want to consider ladyboys. While she doesn't have a penis (that we know of) she does have that flat-chested, boyish hips thing going for her.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/trentchau/3599235689/in/set-72157618111738042/

bunk, in, etc.

tchau: The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

Your friend is hot-as-the-sun smoking hot in that photo.

/just saying
//Watson is hot too

Purple_Jack: If you find Emma Watson attractive, you might also want to consider ladyboys. While she doesn't have a penis (that we know of) she does have that flat-chested, boyish hips thing going for her.

And you might want to consider a decroded piece of crap!

Emma Watson isn't exactly unhumpable but she's nothing special. I'd bet you could walk down any high street in any city in the world (excluding Dundee) and find a chick hotter than her within 5 minutes.

This is why I wish I was rich. I could fund a movie that casts her and have them work in a scene where she eats a banana or a hot dog or have her scratch her cervix with a rolling pin.

this just in: opinions of beauty vary widely. more at 11!

Ed Grubermann: devioustrevor: After seeing the Boobies...

You've seen her tits?!

Well, there was that Jamaican beach nip-slip a few weeks ago...
/What

I know a girl who looks identical to this chick except much curvier and with darker hair (she's Latina).

Everytime we go out, some nerdy douche ALWAYS says "HAI!! U LOOK LYKE HERMOINE LOL"

tchau: //and of course gotta pimp my work out

Wow, awesome camera work. I think I need to study your sets a little more closely to get some pointers lol

Purple_Jack: If you find Emma Watson attractive, you might also want to consider ladyboys. While she doesn't have a penis (that we know of) she does have that flat-chested, boyish hips thing going for her.

We need a report on her knees. Sharp or not?

WienerButt: I know a girl who looks identical to this chick except much curvier and with darker hair (she's Latina).

Everytime we go out, some nerdy douche ALWAYS says "HAI!! U LOOK LYKE HERMOINE LOL"

Pics or it didn't happen. The girl you described sounds incredibly hot.

How could the biggest-grossing female NOT be Rosie O'Donnell?
That's a lot of gross.

tchau: The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

Is it polite to mention the camel toe?

tchau: The_Philosopher_King: tchau: Good for her, but agreed with people who say she isn't that great looking.
She isn't awful (dear god anything is better than the Stealers girl) but if I was going British give me Nigella, Elizabeth Hurley, or Catherina Zeta-Jones any day.

I think she is a late bloomer. I'd like to see her in about 5 years. I think many women look their best in their mid-20s. She also has to learn which facial expressions look good on her. I think this photo makes her look cute. I also think she plucked some of them eyebrows too.

Hopefully, but than again I have a friend who I photograph a lot that has Emma Watsons little smirk and she bloomed a lot earlier than Emma. They are the same age too



//and of course gotta pimp my work out

Sweet Jebus.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/trentchau/4076493072/in/set-72157618111738042/

I am in no way bookmarking that photo set.

/no sir

tumy4me: This is why I wish I was rich. I could fund a movie that casts her and have them work in a scene where she eats a banana or a hot dog or have her scratch her cervix with a rolling pin.

"Scratch her cervix with a rolling pin?!?"

Newsletter?

Didn't we have this shiat before with Shia LeBeouf or something?

Look, Emma Watson != Julia Roberts. Emma Watson != Merryl Streep. Emma Watson != Cameron Diaz. If your name isn't clearly written in Trajan font, you're not the star.

All right, I'll set up this punchline if no one else will.

Say, does anyone have the unshopped version of Browncoat's picture?

Rhaab: All right, I'll set up this punchline if no one else will.

Say, does anyone have the unshopped version of Browncoat's picture?

Here ya go!


\Glad to help