Too many girly drinks, drunk.

Killer bees!

30 Helens agree.

Uhh, subby?
I'm pretty sure Chastity Bono no longer looks like Chastity Bono, what with the name change to Chaz and the surgical addition of a penis and all...

It's a fact.

I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.

That's "Chuck" Bono, subster.

Magorn already covered that, but I just wanted to call him Chuck.

I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

Fag! (new window)

SnakeLee: I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

Sorta shocking when he piped up...

...and subsequently applauded his ceasar.

angelslogic: Too many girly drinks, drunk.

Damn. I guess I'll have to go with...

He's hip, he's cool, he's 46!

The moon laughs knowingly
The moon laughs
The moon

The

HAHAHA! Yes.

This is what happens when you work for a Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Dave Foley is a girl drink drunk.

Yeah, I think she changed her name to Chad Boner or something.

did he mention his attitude towards menstruation? i hear it's a positive one.

Dave Foley is...pure evil.

I blame The Kids in the Hall for my sense of humor. My brain was rather malleable when I was 10, the night... of the cow.

He's one of the Dave's I know.

They should have asked him about "Blast from the Past", a movie in which he was excellent. Perfect for the role and a nice little movie to boot. A good vehicle for Alicia Silverstone (amazingly).

I LOVED him in "Blast From the Past".

/"How about it, Eve? Can he 'skate' around your 'block'?"

I was hoping they'd mention Celebrity Poker...Dave Foley and Phil Gordon were awesome on that show...

"Chaz" Bono looks a LOT like Charlie Weis. It's gross. :(

Manservant Hecubus hasn't missed many buffets.

Mr. Heavyfoot is heavy.

I think Dave Foley looks more like Fletcher Christian; not the famous sea-going Fletcher Christian, but the lesser known shoe salesman Fletcher Christian.

/Their lives differ in many ways actually...

I was perfectly within my rights to sink that boat. Dolphins are not just fish! My God, that's like saying dogs are just... well, whatever it is dogs are!

Sidenote-

Dave Foley's daughter is the little girl on 'The League'. Hands down, the funniest show on TV right now.

He used to be more beautiful in drag than I could ever hope to be.

Dave: Mr. James, I didn't see you come in.

Mr. James: Yeah, that's the way I like it. Like, uh, that magician guy. What's his name?...

Dave: David Copperfield?

Mr. James: No.

Dave: Siegfried?

Mr. James: No.

Dave: Roy?

Mr. James: That's the one.

He got to at least pretend to be hitting this:


He wins.

solyhhit: SnakeLee: I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

Sorta shocking when he piped up...

...and subsequently applauded his ceasar.

That being said, isn't that kinda how you imagine him? Just perking up with barely a non-sequitor in his squeaky voice, and then applauding his drink in his own little world?

I love Kevin.

Dave Nelson: Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell you, "Sir, I have a problem," and you'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, sir, Lisa wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and you'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Sir, that makes no sense," and you'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and you'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job," and I'd say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and you'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."

Shame Dave used to be such a pretty girl... Well in comparison to Chastity Bono.

As much as I loved the movie "Postal" I NEVER wanted to see Dave Foley naked and taking a dump.

Mr. James: Hey Dave.
Dave: Hey Mr. James.
Mr. James: Something troubling you?
Dave: Yeah.
Mr. James: Work related?
Dave: No.
Mr. James: Girl?
Dave: Yeah.
Mr. James: Lisa?
Dave: Between you and me?
Mr. James: Yes.
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: Problem?
Dave: Big fight.
Mr. James: Due to?
Dave: Argument.
Mr. James: Issue?
Dave: Temper.
Mr. James: Hers?
Dave: Mine.
Mr. James: Hit her?
Dave: No!
Mr. James: Throw something?
Dave: No.
Mr. James: Call her a name?
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: What?
Dave: B-word.
Mr. James: biatch?
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: Hot dog, now you're talkin'!

He used to be so farking cute. Especially in the first couple of seasons of NewsRadio.

And he and Phil Hartman were totally awesome together. One of my favorite scenes from that show was the last scene in "The Cane".

"I read your book, you magnificient bastard!"

"Oh, but you knew I was going to do that."

You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.



Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!

Six_By_Nine: He used to be so farking cute. Especially in the first couple of seasons of NewsRadio.

And he and Phil Hartman were totally awesome together. One of my favorite scenes from that show was the last scene in "The Cane".

"I read your book, you magnificient bastard!"

"Oh, but you knew I was going to do that."

Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

This was his last interview before he died...cancer.

Had the chance to meet him a few summers ago at this bar called "edison" in downtown LA. great guy. very approachable. We talked about Phil hartman and working at pixar. Was dating a smoking hot massage therapist in her early 20's. (no shiat)

FirstNationalBastard: You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.



Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!

I hate to break this to you, but.....

IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!!

Rhames:

I hate to break this to you, but.....

No, I just wish I had come up with that post a lot earlier in the thread.

Now, howbout those chicks from the band Nelson?

Shenanigans!: I was hoping they'd mention Celebrity Poker...Dave Foley and Phil Gordon were awesome on that show...

Dave was sauced in every episode. It was fun to watch.

Sad that my only reaction to the interview is that Foley is confusing Comedy Central with the brilliant but short-lived Comedy Channel (1989-1991). Short Attention Span Theater, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, Higgins Boys & Gruber, Night After Night... awesome.

What's a Chastity Bono? Some kind of farked up sexual torture device?

FirstNationalBastard: You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.



Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!

Holy shiat. That's scary. . . It would be like if one of the Monty Python guys managed to make himself look attractive as a woman.

Mugato: What's a Chastity Bono? Some kind of farked up sexual torture device?

Sounds about right.