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(Onion AV Club) Cool Q&A with Dave Foley, who now looks like Chastity Bono   (avclub.com) divider line 56
More: Cool, Chastity Bono, Uwe Boll, Pixar, Keanu Reeves, Death Comes To Town-Foley, miniseries, Kid Kevin MacDonald, Saturday Night Live  
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angelslogic [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-15 12:45:00 PM  
Too many girly drinks, drunk.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:05:16 PM  
Killer bees!

 
oldmildog [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:14:45 PM  
30 Helens agree.

 
Magorn 2009-12-15 01:15:47 PM  
Uhh, subby?
I'm pretty sure Chastity Bono no longer looks like Chastity Bono, what with the name change to Chaz and the surgical addition of a penis and all...

 
Donald_McRonald [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:18:29 PM  
It's a fact.

 
hotmother 2009-12-15 01:18:58 PM  
I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.

 
dstanley 2009-12-15 01:20:50 PM  
That's "Chuck" Bono, subster.

Magorn already covered that, but I just wanted to call him Chuck.

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:22:57 PM  
I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

 
Mini Ditka 2009-12-15 01:23:46 PM  
Fag! (new window)

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:26:29 PM  
SnakeLee: I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

Sorta shocking when he piped up...

...and subsequently applauded his ceasar.

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2009-12-15 01:32:23 PM  
angelslogic: Too many girly drinks, drunk.

Damn. I guess I'll have to go with...

He's hip, he's cool, he's 46!

 
Donald_McRonald [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 01:39:23 PM  
The moon laughs knowingly
The moon laughs
The moon

The

 
destardi 2009-12-15 01:44:37 PM  
HAHAHA! Yes.

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-12-15 01:44:54 PM  
This is what happens when you work for a Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

 
roughridersfan 2009-12-15 01:52:45 PM  
Dave Foley is a girl drink drunk.

 
DrZiffle 2009-12-15 01:54:24 PM  
Yeah, I think she changed her name to Chad Boner or something.

 
Rod Flanders 2009-12-15 02:03:58 PM  
did he mention his attitude towards menstruation? i hear it's a positive one.

 
Crudbucket 2009-12-15 02:05:19 PM  
Dave Foley is...pure evil.

 
Daobaz 2009-12-15 02:08:27 PM  
I blame The Kids in the Hall for my sense of humor. My brain was rather malleable when I was 10, the night... of the cow.

 
hamdingers 2009-12-15 02:31:18 PM  
He's one of the Dave's I know.

 
NewHairGrowth 2009-12-15 02:41:17 PM  
They should have asked him about "Blast from the Past", a movie in which he was excellent. Perfect for the role and a nice little movie to boot. A good vehicle for Alicia Silverstone (amazingly).

 
U2hansolo 2009-12-15 02:41:25 PM  
I LOVED him in "Blast From the Past".

/"How about it, Eve? Can he 'skate' around your 'block'?"

 
Shenanigans! 2009-12-15 02:43:19 PM  
I was hoping they'd mention Celebrity Poker...Dave Foley and Phil Gordon were awesome on that show...

 
Didgeridon't [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 02:57:30 PM  
"Chaz" Bono looks a LOT like Charlie Weis. It's gross. :(

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2009-12-15 03:03:15 PM  
Manservant Hecubus hasn't missed many buffets.

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-12-15 03:10:48 PM  
Mr. Heavyfoot is heavy.

 
Electric Stugaloo 2009-12-15 03:17:32 PM  
I think Dave Foley looks more like Fletcher Christian; not the famous sea-going Fletcher Christian, but the lesser known shoe salesman Fletcher Christian.

/Their lives differ in many ways actually...

 
Boris S. Wort 2009-12-15 03:22:43 PM  
I was perfectly within my rights to sink that boat. Dolphins are not just fish! My God, that's like saying dogs are just... well, whatever it is dogs are!

 
Tigggy 2009-12-15 03:23:19 PM  
Sidenote-

Dave Foley's daughter is the little girl on 'The League'. Hands down, the funniest show on TV right now.

 
ttintagel [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-15 03:31:07 PM  
He used to be more beautiful in drag than I could ever hope to be.

 
the-meter-man 2009-12-15 03:46:50 PM  
Dave: Mr. James, I didn't see you come in.

Mr. James: Yeah, that's the way I like it. Like, uh, that magician guy. What's his name?...

Dave: David Copperfield?

Mr. James: No.

Dave: Siegfried?

Mr. James: No.

Dave: Roy?

Mr. James: That's the one.

 
GameSprocket 2009-12-15 03:51:13 PM  
He got to at least pretend to be hitting this:
members.aye.net

He wins.

 
evilmrsock 2009-12-15 04:02:46 PM  
solyhhit: SnakeLee: I wish there was more KM in that interview, I mean the dude was sitting right there

Sorta shocking when he piped up...

...and subsequently applauded his ceasar.


That being said, isn't that kinda how you imagine him? Just perking up with barely a non-sequitor in his squeaky voice, and then applauding his drink in his own little world?

I love Kevin.

 
SniperJoe 2009-12-15 04:04:32 PM  
Dave Nelson: Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell you, "Sir, I have a problem," and you'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, sir, Lisa wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and you'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Sir, that makes no sense," and you'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and you'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job," and I'd say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and you'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."

 
alaric3 2009-12-15 04:06:45 PM  
Shame Dave used to be such a pretty girl... Well in comparison to Chastity Bono.

 
Mirrorz 2009-12-15 04:30:51 PM  
As much as I loved the movie "Postal" I NEVER wanted to see Dave Foley naked and taking a dump.

l.yimg.com

 
Crudbucket 2009-12-15 04:33:10 PM  
Mr. James: Hey Dave.
Dave: Hey Mr. James.
Mr. James: Something troubling you?
Dave: Yeah.
Mr. James: Work related?
Dave: No.
Mr. James: Girl?
Dave: Yeah.
Mr. James: Lisa?
Dave: Between you and me?
Mr. James: Yes.
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: Problem?
Dave: Big fight.
Mr. James: Due to?
Dave: Argument.
Mr. James: Issue?
Dave: Temper.
Mr. James: Hers?
Dave: Mine.
Mr. James: Hit her?
Dave: No!
Mr. James: Throw something?
Dave: No.
Mr. James: Call her a name?
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: What?
Dave: B-word.
Mr. James: biatch?
Dave: Yes.
Mr. James: Hot dog, now you're talkin'!

 
Six_By_Nine 2009-12-15 04:37:28 PM  
He used to be so farking cute. Especially in the first couple of seasons of NewsRadio.

And he and Phil Hartman were totally awesome together. One of my favorite scenes from that show was the last scene in "The Cane".

"I read your book, you magnificient bastard!"

"Oh, but you knew I was going to do that."

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-12-15 04:43:12 PM  
You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.

img.photobucket.com

Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!

 
SniperJoe 2009-12-15 05:11:14 PM  
Six_By_Nine: He used to be so farking cute. Especially in the first couple of seasons of NewsRadio.

And he and Phil Hartman were totally awesome together. One of my favorite scenes from that show was the last scene in "The Cane".

"I read your book, you magnificient bastard!"

"Oh, but you knew I was going to do that."


Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

 
Doc Batarang 2009-12-15 05:47:28 PM  
This was his last interview before he died...cancer.

 
Life_in_LA 2009-12-15 05:49:47 PM  
Had the chance to meet him a few summers ago at this bar called "edison" in downtown LA. great guy. very approachable. We talked about Phil hartman and working at pixar. Was dating a smoking hot massage therapist in her early 20's. (no shiat)

 
Rhames 2009-12-15 06:45:56 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.



Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!


I hate to break this to you, but.....

uvtblog.com

 
galactus5000 2009-12-15 06:48:37 PM  
IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!!

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-12-15 07:37:03 PM  
Rhames:

I hate to break this to you, but.....


No, I just wish I had come up with that post a lot earlier in the thread.

Now, howbout those chicks from the band Nelson?

 
PopeSchmope 2009-12-15 08:39:31 PM  
Shenanigans!: I was hoping they'd mention Celebrity Poker...Dave Foley and Phil Gordon were awesome on that show...

Dave was sauced in every episode. It was fun to watch.

 
uglyredhonda 2009-12-15 09:24:07 PM  
Sad that my only reaction to the interview is that Foley is confusing Comedy Central with the brilliant but short-lived Comedy Channel (1989-1991). Short Attention Span Theater, MST3K, Kids in the Hall, Higgins Boys & Gruber, Night After Night... awesome.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-12-15 10:03:11 PM  
What's a Chastity Bono? Some kind of farked up sexual torture device?

 
RemyDuron 2009-12-15 10:44:22 PM  
FirstNationalBastard: You know, Dave Foley looks a lot like this cute chick from that movie Brain Candy.



Does anyone know who this is? I never could find out. Damn canadians playing with the credits of the movie. She sure is fap-worthy, though. I can't tell you how many loads of baby batter I've squeezed out watching that movie!


Holy shiat. That's scary. . . It would be like if one of the Monty Python guys managed to make himself look attractive as a woman.

 
FunkOut [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-15 10:45:24 PM  
Mugato: What's a Chastity Bono? Some kind of farked up sexual torture device?

Sounds about right.

 
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