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(MSN) Fail Jackson 4 set to tour. This is not from The Onion   (music.msn.com) divider line 24
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impaler [TotalFark] 2009-12-11 04:40:52 PM  
I'm beginning to think Michael turned out to be amazing well-adjusted considering where he came from...

 
ParadisePornoTheater 2009-12-11 06:47:03 PM  
Is this as bad as the Doors touring without Morrison?

 
gymin26minutes 2009-12-11 06:48:59 PM  
For the love of Christ, is there anything this family won't do for money? Anything?!? Not one of these four has anything that even remotely approaches a shred of dignity.

This is a sad, sad day for all of us.

 
Fixxor 2009-12-11 06:53:09 PM  
i hate to dust this one off and apply it here, but they have asked for this one.


www.bloodysushi.com

 
Epiphany [TotalFark] 2009-12-11 06:56:47 PM  
That's one dead rich motherfarker. Think about this for a second:

If Lisa Marie Presley would've stayed married to MJ, she probably would've had inherited all of his music and the Beatles music. That plus whatever rights she has to Elvis's music (and if she didn't have them, with all of the money from Jackson's death she could've bought them).

She could make a museum out of money.

 
thunderbird8804 2009-12-11 06:59:42 PM  

 
video man 2009-12-11 07:07:16 PM  
My head is all woozy. Should I keep swinging my head into my desk?

 
chewy milk [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-11 09:14:57 PM  
Knowingly nods approval:

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Galactic_Empanada 2009-12-11 09:18:44 PM  
I tried watching the video on the page, I couldn't.


The amount of scumbag radiating out of it was just too much...


And no, wearing sunglasses in a dark studio does NOT make you cool, it makes you an idiot.

 
ekdikeo4 2009-12-11 10:05:24 PM  
They have wanted to get together and do some shows and stuff for YEARS, but Michael was always stopping them. So, now that he's gone .. WHY NOT?

 
Loneman1 [TotalFark] 2009-12-11 10:26:14 PM  
Because they were so successful as a group the last time they did this without Michael....

p.dada.net

They can call it a tribute or whatever else they want, but when it comes down to it this is just yet another cash in on their brother's fame. How many years has Jermaine said that this was definitely happening and Michael was even going to participate even AFTER Michael said he had no intention of doing so......getting pretty tired of Jermaine's mouth.

/MJ Fan

 
crab66 [TotalFark] 2009-12-11 11:12:58 PM  
Gotta make that money or daddy will beat us.

 
Black Lagoon 2009-12-11 11:36:18 PM  
I cringe a bit whenever a commercial for this show comes on. Imagine what it must be like being a camera/sound guy following that group around as part of that TV show.

 
jaundice_joplin 2009-12-11 11:44:49 PM  
Come on make it the jackson 5 ! just bring blanket up on stage and put some pancake make up on him so he's wither then his "daddy".


too soon?

ok..... then just black face Justin timberlake.

 
jaundice_joplin 2009-12-11 11:47:01 PM  
OH and a ps to the adman! thanks for not putting this on the music tab. Truly thank you, your on my good list now.

 
Notabunny 2009-12-12 01:49:44 AM  
jaundice_joplin: too soon?

Nah

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WFern 2009-12-12 02:17:31 AM  
Michael and Janet were the only two to come out of that family with any talent. The siblings may be nice people, but should really STFU and go back to collecting their royalty checks at this point.

Joe Jackson can DIAF.

 
Digitalstrange 2009-12-12 03:05:06 AM  
WFern: Michael and Janet were the only two to come out of that family with any talent. The siblings may be nice people, but should really STFU and go back to collecting their royalty checks at this point.

Joe Jackson can DIAF.


OK I agree with the first sentence.

ask that you look at what the siblings have done since MJs death to prove BS at the first part of sentence 2 and yet agree with the second part of sentence 2.

Think sentence 3 is far to kind.

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-12-12 11:34:16 AM  
Michael finally realized he was nothing more than a cash cow to his family, and had cut off all contact with everyone except his mother.

If he were alive, he would tell them all to EABOD.

 
Hand Banana 2009-12-12 12:04:50 PM  
Epiphany: If Lisa Marie Presley would've stayed married to MJ, she probably would've had inherited all of his music and the Beatles music.

He had already sold the Beatles catalog to pay off his debts.

 
NewHairGrowth 2009-12-12 12:17:39 PM  
They better watch out or one day they might wake up de-ad, wake up, wake up, de-ad.

/waking up is a strange way to...die
/whoo!

 
deadsanta 2009-12-12 12:41:37 PM  
I see this as analogous to the Beach Boys tours without Brian Wilson: So what if people want to pay to see no-talent acts like the Jackson 4, how is that any different from paying to see "Kokomo" performed?

 
gimmeabreak 2009-12-12 10:29:22 PM  
Ha ha ha hah hah ha ha ha ha hah ha ha.........h h hhahahahahahha aaa aa ahahahaahahaha

 
ChimeraWolfe 2009-12-14 11:13:20 AM  
This reminds me of a joke:

What has 8 legs and is safe for children?

The Jackson 4.

 
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