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(BBC) Interesting Police charge man with "chicken-licking." Apparently this is a crime outside Kentucky   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 41
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Megain 2009-12-04 09:17:50 AM  
video (^youtube)

 
Biness 2009-12-04 09:22:13 AM  
www.southparkstuff.com

approves

 
johndalek 2009-12-04 09:23:11 AM  
isn't licking raw chicken kind of dumb anyway---of course said person may be into salmonella

 
Kar98 2009-12-04 09:24:30 AM  
Well it's less strenuous an activity than cow tipping.

 
Son of Thunder [TotalFark] 2009-12-04 09:25:42 AM  
www.buzzyworld.com
"Wait, that's just a guy in a Mister Chickie-Lickie suit!"

/not a freak
//just stupid

 
iAdmin 2009-12-04 09:26:29 AM  
Men. You'd never see a woman doing this.

 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers [TotalFark] 2009-12-04 09:28:03 AM  
images.travelpod.com

Old hotness?

 
hitlersbrain 2009-12-04 09:28:20 AM  
Yet another sign of the coming 2012 apocalypse... at least I hope it is.

watch.thehaymakerssurvey.com

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2009-12-04 09:29:22 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Colonel Che suggests you lick your fingers after you *eat* the chicken.

/or go pluck yourself

 
Purple_Jack 2009-12-04 09:29:40 AM  
The alleged offences date back to 2005.

Is there no statute of limitations on chicken-licking?

 
LarryDan43 2009-12-04 09:29:49 AM  
Dude, you have to wait.

www.rollogrady.com

 
OompusMacGillicuddy 2009-12-04 09:31:01 AM  
This may be an important thread for african-americans to follow.

 
triplenickel03 2009-12-04 09:32:24 AM  
At least he wasn't choking his chicken.

 
RockChalkH1N1 2009-12-04 09:32:51 AM  
Was it this guy?

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
queenb4biatch [TotalFark] 2009-12-04 09:37:27 AM  
There are many things outside of Kentucky which are illegal...

/back up off my Claudia Sanders Chicken and gravy! Link (new window)

 
Satan_Himself 2009-12-04 09:37:42 AM  
The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-12-04 09:39:26 AM  
Megain: video (^youtube)

That dude really likes vandalism.

 
Poly and The Nomials 2009-12-04 09:39:38 AM  
You hear me?

 
gr8fultom 2009-12-04 09:41:57 AM  
WTF does chicken licking got to do with Kentucky?

It's 'finger-lickin' dumass

 
greenapple2step 2009-12-04 09:42:13 AM  
Well he is a terrorist type.

 
Megain 2009-12-04 09:42:29 AM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Megain: video (^youtube)

That dude really likes vandalism.


no kidding

 
Analgesic 2009-12-04 09:42:34 AM  
License and registration, chicken licker!

 
OniNeko 2009-12-04 09:43:29 AM  
Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".


And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....

 
Egalitarian 2009-12-04 09:44:19 AM  
I just assumed the guy was licking chickens that were still alive and had all their feathers on. Licking dead pieces of chicken in the supermarket? Which is more unsanitary?

 
Ass Exploder 2009-12-04 09:44:22 AM  
Damn nanny state!

 
Satan_Himself 2009-12-04 09:47:52 AM  
OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....


I accept on behalf of the alcohol that made all of this possible.

 
Spirit Hammer 2009-12-04 09:48:28 AM  
OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....



An awesome unsolicited link!

 
nytmare 2009-12-04 09:50:55 AM  
Spirit Hammer: OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....


An awesome unsolicited link!


I'll unsolicit YOU.

 
cleveoh 2009-12-04 09:54:07 AM  
shelf stacker chicken licker.

That's gonna look good on resume.

 
japlemon 2009-12-04 09:57:07 AM  
chicken dicking

 
yakmans_dad 2009-12-04 09:59:14 AM  
-Have you ever watched chickens having sex?
(pause)
-Define "watching".

 
66dude 2009-12-04 10:05:00 AM  
Keep f*cking licking that chicken!

 
idrow 2009-12-04 10:09:54 AM  
www.thewrap.com
/2nd time I got to use this one today

 
OniNeko 2009-12-04 10:24:08 AM  
Satan_Himself: OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....

I accept on behalf of the alcohol that made all of this possible.


Alcohol? It's 9:30 AM here! What time is it in your part of the world?

I did enjoy the link, though... and remembered to bookmark it this time.

 
Satan_Himself 2009-12-04 10:33:28 AM  
OniNeko: Satan_Himself: OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....

I accept on behalf of the alcohol that made all of this possible.

Alcohol? It's 9:30 AM here! What time is it in your part of the world?

I did enjoy the link, though... and remembered to bookmark it this time.


We're in the same time zone, but I work 11pm to 7am. So this is my night time and I'm having some booze.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-12-04 10:48:41 AM  
Reminds me of an old Charles Bronson movie.
The Mechanic.

Chicken Licken' is Licken' Chicken.


//Jan Michael Vincent I think.

 
stonerri 2009-12-04 11:35:32 AM  
iAdmin: Men. You'd never see a woman doing this.

Cocks, however, are another matter entirely.

 
Another Government Employee 2009-12-04 11:41:22 AM  
...as opposed to chicken choking...

 
Khallayne 2009-12-04 02:54:22 PM  
RockChalkH1N1: Was it this guy?

/came for this

sweet.

 
OniNeko 2009-12-04 04:09:52 PM  
Satan_Himself: OniNeko: Satan_Himself: OniNeko: Satan_Himself: The other day, I stumbled upon a lost of "supernatural collective nouns" here (new window) and enjoyed the strange ones like "a compass of cherubim" and "a braid of chimerae", but the one that interested me most was "a yard-sale of androids" because it struck me that it might be considered racist in a hundred years.

It'd be like calling a group of African Americans an "auction".

And the award for most irrelevant comment of the day goes to.....

I accept on behalf of the alcohol that made all of this possible.

Alcohol? It's 9:30 AM here! What time is it in your part of the world?

I did enjoy the link, though... and remembered to bookmark it this time.

We're in the same time zone, but I work 11pm to 7am. So this is my night time and I'm having some booze.


Well that explains it.

 
Mouser 2009-12-04 09:50:24 PM  
The guys on the Group W bench scoot a little further over.

 
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