So they are making a sequel to Con Air? Fitting, Nicholas Cage probably needs a wheelchair now.

the money is in the banana stand: So they are making a sequel to Con Air? Fitting, Nicholas Cage probably needs a wheelchair now.

"Put. The Bunny. Back. Next to the respirator"

"Comeaux is black, 6 feet tall and 200 pounds."

Do the height and weight descriptions include the wheelchair??????

"Comeaux was wearing one of the officers' gray correctional uniforms and black boots as he walked off. The wheelchair was left behind."

Absolute genius. Ten years in a wheelchair planning your escape. Genius! But he's a pedo, so catch him quickly. Make sure he NEEDS the wheelchair next time.

Pay the Man: "Comeaux is black, 6 feet tall and 200 pounds."

Do the height and weight descriptions include the wheelchair??????

Sorry, DNRTFA too well, I guess.

How could he get away?



Lucky roll?

TaDaaaaa?

/dnrtfa

Comeaux is black

Yeah. That figures.

_{/go away, race baiting}

It wasn't him, it was the two-legged guy!

Pay the Man: "Comeaux is black, 6 feet tall and 200 pounds."

Do the height and weight descriptions include the wheelchair??????

If so, that's one tall-ass wheel chair.

"The wheelchair was left behind."

clearly he didnt need it. My guess he used it to lull the guards into a false sense of security and snatched one of their sidearms when they came too close.

Tony stark could do that in a cave with a box of scraps

We got 48 hours Hammond!

Teddy Bear


/ obscure?
/ first think I thought of

Prison officials said despite being confined to a wheelchair, he stabbed his wife multiple times with a metal object during a prison visit in 1999.

He told them he was hardcore.

Does anyone know under what pretense he needed the wheelchair?

Geez, who was gaurding him.

unimpressed

FIRST ONE IN WITH JOE SWANSON.....I WIN!!

At least he opted to not try the Lipchiski Method.

/hot like a piss jug.

Proof that we really don't need 24 handicap spots at the mall.

litespeed74: Proof that we really don't need 24 handicap spots at the mall.

When I was stationed in New Mexico they built us a new dormitory, complete with 6 handicap parking spots up front, for all those military people in wheelchairs.

that's just how he rolls.

Good job, Sheriff's department. You have allowed a violent and armed pedophile to go free.

I sure would like to know the names of the dumb ass guards who allowed a prisoner to get his hands on a weapon and steal all their guns and clothes.

You know you are a dumb ass when a bucket full of piss could do your job better.

Came for Andy and Lou, left disapointed.

Probably needed the wheelchair for his balls.

I've seen spinals in my time. This guy's a faker.

Did someone say handicap gun?



Robogeisha in hot pursuit!

Comeaux should be considered armed and dangerous, officials said.

Considering he has the Sheriff's firearms, no shiat there, Lou.

Quick! He's gradually getting away!

I'm sure the chair had plenty of concealment places for a gun. You're not exactly able to walk after being confined to a wheelchair for 10 years, even if you're not paralyzed. He must have exercised or walked and not get caught for those 10 years. Otherwise your muscles atrophy. My arm was immobile for 30 days and it took a long while of physical therapy to get it back in shape.

Joseph Comeaux, 49, pulled out a gun

eh. subby needs his eyes checked. gun > wheelchair.

The only thing that will help these genius cops now is luck. This was thoroughly planned, and they haven't yet figured out that the stop in Bayton wasn't likely a last minute, random decision.

/hot like burn'n rubber.

Suspect then seen leaving in a yellow extended cab truck with "Pussy Wagon" emblazoned in pink on the back.

/Wiggle your big toe.

Since he escaped with 4 guns, including a shotgun, and two pistols, should we assume that he smuggled in his own revolver?

You people are missing the most important fact in this story: The guy's full name is ARCADE JOSEPH COMEAUX.

So that's why kid's stopped coming in the Arcade.

the money is in the banana stand: So they are making a sequel to Con Air? Fitting, Nicholas Cage probably needs a wheelchair now.


Actually, I think Wesley Snipes is in prison now, he could do another "fugitive" movie.

Wheels of steel.