She was in some breast cancer movie. Nice rack. Yeah, she was always kind of dyke-ish. Shouldn't have surprised anyone.

This has only been in the past seven years

So she lezed-out in her mid-50s? Weird. Back in the 80s when many young men my age were drooling over Justine Bateman, I was all about Mrs. Keaton.

Mugato: She was in some breast cancer movie. Nice rack. Yeah, she was always kind of dyke-ish. Shouldn't have surprised anyone.

That was 20x more interesting than TFA.

Sybarite: I was all about Mrs. Keaton.

Ah, they went with the Parkinson's joke. Nice.

Hey, when you star in Lifetime Movies like "Stop Punching Me In The Face IV" and "Thrown Down The Stairs: The Thelma Parker Story" and "A Baby, Not A Wheel Chock" I'm sure it didn't take much to start looking askance at the male gender.

Geez...Mom became a lesbian, Andy became a Klingon....

Buzz Kilman seen crying in his cornflakes.

kinda obscure?

Sybarite: This has only been in the past seven years

So she lezed-out in her mid-50s? Weird. Back in the 80s when many young men my age were drooling over Justine Bateman, I was all about Mrs. Keaton.

Yeah. She was high on my HTVMILF list (hot tv...you know the rest).

/But it does make that Judith Light/Meridith Baxter fantasy a little more likely....

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "A Baby, Not A Wheel Chock"

This made me chuckle a bit.

/Does that make me a bad person'?

Imagine a Family Ties reunion special, where the same things that have happened to the actors also happens to their characters... how about Skippy, is he a porn star or a ladyboy or something now?

Someone get Gary David Goldberg on the phone, stat.

Those Michael J. Fox shaking jokes never get old.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Stop Punching Me In The Face IV" and "Thrown Down The Stairs: The Thelma Parker Story" and "A Baby, Not A Wheel Chock"

Good stuff, good stuff.

madmann: Imagine a Family Ties reunion special, where the same things that have happened to the actors also happens to their characters... how about Skippy, is he a porn star or a ladyboy or something now?

On the other hand, if they were to do a reunion special where the events were updated consistent with the characters' developments rather than the actors' real-life events, it would be Republican fanboy Alex P. Keaton who would be outed (no doubt unwillingly, after being caught doing some foot-tapping in the stall of an airport men's room), not his mom.

I bet he makes a great martini!

I wonder what Nick thinks about all of this?

Sha-la-la-laaaaaaaaa!

I'm Gonna Put This In The "No Shiat Sherlock!" Category...I'm Surprised She Didn't Figure This Out Earlier??

Someone Get Her A Flannel Shirt And A Mullet, STAT!

Hazel must be spinning in her grave.

I knew this thread would be epic. You guys are a hoot.

/someday I'll remember not to eat while FARKing.
//or get one of those washable keyboards.

Reportedly Devastated.

Lloyd Braun: I wonder what Nick thinks about all of this?

Nick is thinking about whether or not he'll get a good bed at the homeless shelter this evening.

She was great in Batman and Batman Returns

I guess to go along with the well known LUG (Lesbian Until Graduation) trend amongst young women, we're going to start seeing a LAM (Lesbian After Menopause) trend for older ladies.

Somehow, I've always known.

Oh, and these:

SphericalTime: Ah, they went with the Parkinson's joke. Nice.

So did I without knowing that this was going green.

This is hollywood for: My career is non-existent and I need some attention.

publicity stunt

She used to blow her stack because Michael J. Fox got all the attention during the Family Ties era
She was that show's Tina Louise
She thought she was the star, but it was Michael J. Fox's breakout role and he was the center of attention

After this flurry dies down, she'll probably come out with how her dad used to rape her or something

I wonder how Chef would feel about his commemorative towel now...

Trik: publicity stunt

She used to blow her stack because Michael J. Fox got all the attention during the Family Ties era
She was that show's Tina Louise
She thought she was the star, but it was Michael J. Fox's breakout role and he was the center of attention

After this flurry dies down, she'll probably come out with how her dad used to rape her or something

Yep, a seven year long publicity stunt with another woman, all from a show that ended twenty years ago.

Yep, sounds about right.

So Bridget didn't really love Bernie?

My childhood is a lie.

This article would have been relevant 20 years ago.

Is the dad out of the closet, too?

I always thought he seemed a bit ghey.

Mugato: She was in some breast cancer movie. Nice rack. Yeah, she was always kind of dyke-ish. Shouldn't have surprised anyone.

It never occurred to me to look for such pictures of her, but you just had to spark my curiosity.

I have to say that I never found her to be really all that attractive, she ain't ugly by any means, but just nothing about her really appealed to me, same with "Malory".

And I have to agree, very nice one.

Give her my number. I'll soon fix that.

/I'll only give her the standard 12.5% too.

"Baxter said she has been in a relationship with her girlfriend, a general contractor, for four years."

Man I hop it's Amy Matthews. I'll wait for the sex tape.

Transpogue: Trik: publicity stunt

She used to blow her stack because Michael J. Fox got all the attention during the Family Ties era
She was that show's Tina Louise
She thought she was the star, but it was Michael J. Fox's breakout role and he was the center of attention

After this flurry dies down, she'll probably come out with how her dad used to rape her or something

Yep, a seven year long publicity stunt with another woman, all from a show that ended twenty years ago.

Yep, sounds about right.

We only have her word for it being seven years. She has been in FOUR acting jobs since 2005. She needs to boost the career.

Bridget Loves Bridget.

/off my lawn

docbenspock: Reportedly Devastated.

Came for this. Shame the pic didn't show up.

/tonight is right for love.....

Diogenes: Geez...Mom became a lesbian, Andy became a Klingon....

No, Andy became a tattooed vampire.

R.A.Danny: Buzz Kilman seen crying in his cornflakes.

What's up Buzz, tellmewhatsahappenin!

/Nothing is obscure on Fark.
//Fun Fact:He was in 'Silence of the Lambs'

Here's what Rush Limbaugh has to say about his Meredith Baxter lesbian fantasies:

"She is exaggerating the effects of teh ghey," Limbaugh told listeners. "She's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Meredith Baxter. Either she didn't take her medication or she's acting."

\Good for you Meredith Baxter.

\\Fark you Rush Limbaugh.

acefox1: Here's what Rush Limbaugh has to say about his Meredith Baxter lesbian fantasies:

"She is exaggerating the effects of teh ghey," Limbaugh told listeners. "She's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Meredith Baxter. Either she didn't take her medication or she's acting."

\Good for you Meredith Baxter.

\\Fark you Rush Limbaugh.

It's amazing the things people can't get past. I can dismiss Limbaugh because he's a clown and go on with my day. Why can't you?

acefox1: Here's what Rush Limbaugh has to say about his Meredith Baxter lesbian fantasies:

"She is exaggerating the effects of teh ghey," Limbaugh told listeners. "She's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Meredith Baxter. Either she didn't take her medication or she's acting."

\Good for you Meredith Baxter.

\\Fark you Rush Limbaugh.

So it's Obama's fault?

/because EVERYTHING is Obama's fault!

My friend's mom went full lesbo recently and my old man did the same so I'm getting a kick.

I also wanted to say, the Australian girl on Scrubs is the most gorgeous girl I have evar seen.

This is why I'm so against my gf getting haircuts. Those short haircuts make you ladies look very dyke-like.

WienerButt: My friend's mom went full lesbo recently and my old man did the same so I'm getting a kick.

Your dad became a woman and went full lesbo?