I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

MaxxLarge: I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

Was wondering the same myself.

Regan said Cole "head-butted" the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him.

What, exactly, does that achieve other than lols?

I know who I'm looking for in the Muskegon w4m craigslist section.

*puts pinky and thumb up to ear*
Call me Marilyn!

Catch the wave!

Diogenes: MaxxLarge: I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

Was wondering the same myself.

Regan said Cole "head-butted" the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him.

What, exactly, does that achieve other than lols?

The lols is enough reason to do so.

She looks like a linebacker in drag.

Wouldnt you know, she's probably a regular over here. (new window)

MaxxLarge:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

Look at the picture.

If THAT doesn't pee standing up, I'll eat my hat.

MaxxLarge: I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

your on a roll today

MOM ?

Ooooohhhhh.... urine so much trouble....

AbbeySomeone: She looks like a linebacker in drag.

I thought all farkers mothers looked like that
/Maybe different skin tone but Linebacker no doubt

MaxxLarge: I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

She sat on him, then urinated on him. Or rather, she wet her pants and soaked him, too. That's my guess.

/Yecch

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That's just golden....
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No wonder people migrate back and forth between Michigan and Florida every six months. It isn't the weather, it is just that the loonies bloom in opposite seasons.

Balchinian: No wonder people migrate back and forth between Michigan and Florida every six months. It isn't the weather, it is just that the loonies bloom in opposite seasons.

I pray for winter around here sometimes.... it seems to send the crazies south.

Not Impressed.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yzfx9nq
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That's a very inefficient means of hosing off the street.

In before FARKers find some lame way to blame the cops for this.

I love how Michigan represents!

We continue to press for our own tag... The work is almost complete, we can't give up now! Just a few more crazies, and we'll make it...

Diogenes: MaxxLarge: I hope this felonious dame
Is feeling significant shame.
Although, I admit,
One thing I don't get:
She PEED on him? How did she AIM?!?

Was wondering the same myself.

Regan said Cole "head-butted" the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him.

What, exactly, does that achieve other than lols?

Has Wal-Mart security always been classified as "cops" or is it just for the purposes of the headline?

Damn, I was hoping for a news story about the 13-year-old kid who tried to head-butt me and bite me while I had him handcuffed a few weeks ago. Oh well, if it takes letting the little bastard piss on me, then I don't want 15 minutes of semi-fame on fark.

SwallowTheKnife: Has Wal-Mart security always been classified as "cops" or is it just for the purposes of the headline?

They're only the largest para-military organiz... I'm sorry. I can't finish that without laughing.

I would have worked TADA! at the end of this headline instead of mom.

Uh, that wasn't urine.

Chummer45: Catch the wave!

Dust it with flour and look for the wet spot!

That's gotta be a man.

Two things are very wrong with this post.

1) It was a security guard, not a cop.

2) There is no way in hell that is a woman.

As a security guard I am horrified to see this happen to one my fellow rent-a-cops. When will people learn to stop picking on us, were not like real cops, were unable to defend ourselves. The first thing we are taught is to curl in a ball and cry.