The Wizards head to Toronto on Tuesday and before that, hit the practice court against Monday, trying to regain what they had earlier this week.


Hit the practice court against Monday? They'll lose.

Before I saw who the paper was I thought "odds are this is a DC team of some kind or the Maple Leafs".

Apparently those shoes were good for a point, according to subby.

/horrible quotes though, that's not much of a team there

Louis Vuitton makes shoes?! Awesome!!!

So, they tried to lose the game quicker in order to get their Louis sooner? Is that what the author is saying? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

stingrza: Louis Vuitton makes shoes?! Awesome!!!

If they're even half as bland and undeservingly trendy as the LV signature bags, not really.

Fabrizio Viti does good work.

"What do you expect me to do? Go out there and score 30?" Arenas said. "I'm not going to go out there and try to score 30 when we have a lot of offensive players here. Last game I was 4-for-7, tonight I was 3-for-11. I'll take the shots I feel are sufficient for me. Other than that, the offensive load's on everybody else."

Damn.

Black people like expensive shoes? I never would have imagined that. Are they gay as well?

SeamusFerrell: Black people like expensive shoes? I never would have imagined that. Are they gay as well?

That's...ah damn, I don't know what that is. But I am offended!

who knew the wmba even scores 15 points per game.

ehh... i've got nothing. i thought this was a hockey post. 15 points in hockey is huge. 7 a seven basket loss in basketball is embarrassing?

lame even for the "don't touch me i'm throwing the ball" sport.

Well, I was going to make a joke about about the shoe thing being really gay, but comparing gay people to the Washington Wizards is incredibly insulting to gay people.

This is a surprise?

Arenas was never, ever, ever worth that payday. Now he is back, the rest of the team resent him, expect him to be the big scorer, justify the paycheck. After all, they aren't getting paid like that, why should they be expected to win games?

But of course Arenas can't do it, so the whole team flakes. Not caring, they think more of their new shoes than their score.

Meh. Color me unsurprised.

Things have gotten so bad at the Washington Times that they've resorted to hiring illiterate people as sports writers and copy editors.

Math fail, subby. You must be a woman.

swahnhennessy: Things have gotten so bad at the Washington Times that they've resorted to hiring illiterate people as sports writers and copy editors.

Im serprized it took this long for sumwon two poynt this owt.

Zombie Hitler: "What do you expect me to do? Go out there and score 30?" Arenas said. "I'm not going to go out there and try to score 30 when we have a lot of offensive players here. Last game I was 4-for-7, tonight I was 3-for-11. I'll take the shots I feel are sufficient for me. Other than that, the offensive load's on everybody else."

Damn.


Good thing he's never taken shots from near half-court or inopportune 3's with a hand in his face in addition to being an attention whoring little nancy, otherwise he'd look like like a gigantic douche.

What's that? *touches earpiece* Oh...oh, I see. Well in that case this is extremely awkward.

SeamusFerrell: Black people like expensive shoes? I never would have imagined that. Are they gay as well?

Of course they're happy, they just got some expensive shoes delivered.

looks like the mods fixed the math fail

This is what happens when you pay them before they play.

Seven games out of first after 16 games??? Washington overpays for EVERYTHING.

The NBA is over, finished. Kaput.

Do the shoes show up in the Fantasy sports scoreline anywhere?

I just looked at what Louis Vitton has in the men's shoe line.

Yuck.