WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

Show us your Marx: WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

No kidding, and I know this from personal experience.

I delivered pizzas for a year in Phoenix, back in a different life ;)

WTF? Rule #73: always tip the pizza guy a couple doobs. He might shake you down later for a bag but he likely won't snitch you out.

I think if there is no pot somewhere on someone's side in the transaction, you're doing it wrong.

Show us your Marx: WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

I came here to say this.

a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

And NEVER get accidentally shot and have to call an ambulance...

/what?

And the world is a safer place! The End.

born to fark over the world...

xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

QTF

xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

su007: And the world is a safer place! The End.

I think the numerous children getting clam baked in the house had a lot to do with the "snitching".

Were the kids high?

No?

Well goddamnit, get those kids high!!!

xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy.

no kidding. who the fark rats out people for smoking pot in their own home?

Show us your Marx: WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

Seriously.

Are there some kind of Mormon pizza delivery people?

Or was there reward money involved because I can see one employed in the delivery business interested in that.

bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

These.

AbsolutTBomb's alt: bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

QTF

what is "qtf"?

Hey, I got an idea!

Let's find the rat fink bastard pizza delivery guy, strap a bomb around his neck, tell him we'll kill him if he doesn't rob a bank for us, and then blow his brains out all over the parking lot.

Sound like fun?

Simply unbelievable. Do people have no morals anymore?

That pizza delivery guy should be ashamed.

I would imagine if you're sitting on 400 pounds of weed, you'd want to sell almost all of it before sitting around getting high all the time.

What a large picture of pot might look like

and the children are in danger HOW?

bungle_jr: AbsolutTBomb's alt: bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

QTF

what is "qtf"?

Quoted Truth Furiously

The Face Of Oblivion: I would imagine if you're sitting on 400 pounds of weed, you'd want to sell almost all of it before sitting around getting high all the time.

No, I'd smoke it. I'd smoke it all.

AbsolutTBomb's alt: bungle_jr: AbsolutTBomb's alt: bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

QTF

what is "qtf"?

Quoted Truth Furiously

otay

etymxris: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

su007: And the world is a safer place! The End.

I think the numerous children getting clam baked in the house had a lot to do with the "snitching".

Agreed there. Although maybe whoever answered the door was one of those annoying stoners who want the entire world to know just how high they are right now.

The dumbass parents had six kids, 400lbs of weed, and were too lazy to get off the couch to pay for their pizza. Couldn't be Hispanic could they? FTA: Twenty-nine-year-old Baltazar De La Garza and 25-year-old Desiree Izaguirre

/I keed
//Hell I didn't even add the dead giveaway that they are from Texas :P

Flying Lasagna Monster: and the children are in danger HOW?

too few lumens on those plants, not enough soil to prevent rootbinding, and using only CFLs with no HPS overhead.

the childen are in danger of smoking crappy weed.

The Face Of Oblivion: I would imagine if you're sitting on 400 pounds of weed, you'd want to sell almost all of it before sitting around getting high all the time.

Don't Get High on your Own Supply

Show us your Marx: WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

I know some guys who would get free pizza for doing this. Pizza to potheads is like Gatorade to athletes. Does anyone know what pizza place they ordered from?

/not even a smoker but gonna boycott anyway
//spiteful

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They shouldn't have stiffed him.

Customers who think they're all gangsta hard often don't tip, and they treat you like crap at the door.

I often fantasized about revenge on these guys when I was delivering, so I'm getting a kick... etc.

We were doing our part in the beach clean-up, picking up the bale sized bundles wrapped in trash bags.

We got 20 one night...

Im thinking the pizza guy wasn't your normal burn out pizza delivery guy. He probably some guy who got laid off from his real job and had to take the pizza job and is probably bitter about it. No self respecting pizza guy would rat you out for anything. We used to have our delivery guy stop and get us beer on the way to our house

xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

A goobermint that locks you up and takes your kids away for...marijuana!?

Then again, I suppose if the industrial prison complex needs to be fed better Baltazar De La Garza and Desiree Izaguirre than Billy Bob and Mary Anne.

bungle_jr: AbsolutTBomb's alt: bubbaprog: xen271: a snitch pizza delivery guy. i cant think of anything lower

Seriously. This story makes me hate America.

QTF

what is "qtf"?

Quoted the false obviously.

Just make sure you give the pizza dude a nice tip.

I never smoked pot on duty when I was a driver but I sure as hell didn't care if people were smoking up at the place I delivered to. Munchies = return deliveries and eventually a customer who will get so confused counting the money they just hand you a giant wad of cash. Sometimes enough that I would insist on giving them some change because otherwise they might come looking for me when they straightened up.
"Dude, I can't take all of this you might have kids one day who want to go to college. This one bill should cover it." Pull out a $100 bill.
"Thanks for not taking advantage man. You're awesome!" Then shoves another $100 at me.

Wait. Why did I stop delivery driving? Oh yeah they promoted me to manager and then it sucked. Never mind.

Flying Lasagna Monster: and the children are in danger HOW?


I'll take 2nd hand smoke for $200, Alex.

Flying Lasagna Monster: and the children are in danger HOW?

also, looking at the tips of the leaves and the overall color of the fan leaves, you're babies are in the early stage of some sort of nutrient deficiency.

did i say yours? i meant your "friend's" plants.

The_Sponge: Just make sure you give the pizza dude a nice tip.

Rabbis are the best tippers.

/LOL for great justice
//not really

The Face Of Oblivion: I would imagine if you're sitting on 400 pounds of weed, you'd want to sell almost all of it before sitting around getting high all the time.

Personal use... It's not intent to sell, it's intent to stone!

I cried a little :'(

Jsc810: Flying Lasagna Monster: and the children are in danger HOW?


I'll take 2nd hand smoke for $200, Alex.

I could smog my apartment full of infants and toddlers out with tobacco smoke and nothing will happen, but smoke a few joints with kids in the room and it's endangering a child... hmmmm

FTFA: "Police spokesman Jimmy Manriqque says maybe if the driver just smelled the marijuana and did not see the children he might not have contacted authorities."

What if he had just smelled the children and did not see the marijuana?

What then?

/Discounted pizza drivers are available on EBay.
//No reserve.

He's 29 and She's 25, and they have 6 kids?

So much for pot making motherfarkers lazy....

Show us your Marx: WTF? I have yet to meet ONE pizza guy who wasn't already stoned showing up at my front door. In fact, in my old town we used to smoke them up if we were low on cash.

were you low on cash because you were buying dope? But you used a barter system, so thats kinda cool

cableraker: He's 29 and She's 25, and they have 6 kids?

So much for pot making motherfarkers lazy....

Apparently he's already raped her at least 6 times.

/Pot makes people rape other people