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(Jalopnik) Dumbass How not to handle your dad getting fired as GM CEO   (jalopnik.com) divider line 208
More: Dumbass, CEO Fritz Henderson, GM CEO, Chairman Ed Whitacre Jr.  
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Trance750 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:28:35 PM  
Simply priceless

 
Kirk's_Toupee [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:33:27 PM  
that was simply awesome.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:37:49 PM  
Classic.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:38:57 PM  
oooo! I hope this one goes green!

 
AesopRock_00 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:39:55 PM  
I loved that.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:43:13 PM  
Now I have to repeat myself. Epic CEO crotchfruit PMS uber rant!

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:44:41 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Now I have to repeat myself. Epic CEO crotchfruit PMS uber rant!

indeed.

everyone make sure to vote this thread up a couple notches!

 
Staffist [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:53:07 PM  
Bravo, Miss Henderson. Bravo.

 
djkutch [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:55:08 PM  
Weaver95: oooo! I hope this one goes green!

Green is a Christmas color.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:02:01 PM  
She was Vice President for design, wasn't she?

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:25:34 PM  
I love this so much that I want to buy it a present.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:26:27 PM  
MorrisBird: I love this so much that I want to buy it a present.

heh. yeah...it's too good not to share with the great unwashed masses on the Main tab.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:32:39 PM  
I've sent it to all my friends and family. Both of them!

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:55:06 PM  
Yes! Green!

read it and enjoy folks! 'tis classic stuff indeed.

 
buckler 2009-12-01 07:55:19 PM  
Stupid piece of shift.

 
cowsspinach [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:56:25 PM  
Idiot. Never EVER get involved in your fathers work.

 
jimpapa 2009-12-01 07:56:40 PM  
she sounds fat

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2009-12-01 07:56:43 PM  
Surely that has got to be a joke.

If not...

 
EatCritAndDie 2009-12-01 07:57:27 PM  
Wao!

 
The Face Of Oblivion [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:57:30 PM  
i251.photobucket.com

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:58:17 PM  
cowsspinach: Idiot. Never EVER get involved in your fathers work.

Or a land war in asia.

don't look at me like that.

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:58:20 PM  
I got a good laugh, but "foresaken" from the CEO of a major company was icing on the cake. You figure they could've afforded the best education America has to offer. I could spell forsaken by 2nd grade, tops.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:59:05 PM  
D_Evans45: I got a good laugh, but "foresaken" from the CEO of a major company was icing on the cake. You figure they could've afforded the best education America has to offer. I could spell forsaken by 2nd grade, tops.

Forsaken? DEATH TO THE SCOURGE! AND DEATH TO THE LIVING!

/obscure?

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:59:16 PM  
daughter* of a CEO of a major company

/Drizzinking

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:00:47 PM  
Weaver95: Forsaken? DEATH TO THE SCOURGE! AND DEATH TO THE LIVING!


Somehow, coming from you, I knew that would be a World of Warcraft quote.

/Nothing obscure on Fark, etc

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:00:48 PM  
Classic. Simply classic.

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2009-12-01 08:01:01 PM  
"piece of shift" actually works on a couple of levels there.

 
bandy 2009-12-01 08:01:19 PM  
Good boy! He's managed to deflect the media's attention from the fact that his father killed the only innovative thing that an American car manufacturer has done since Delorean. (Yes, I know, they were just copying the Japanese)

 
wbb115psu 2009-12-01 08:01:32 PM  
I friended her

 
shinjitsuism 2009-12-01 08:01:54 PM  
Anyone got pics of her and/or have a link to her Facebook page?

/Asking if she is hot

 
thehighesttree 2009-12-01 08:02:01 PM  
"Yo Taylor Whitacre, I'm really happy for you, I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce Fritz had one of the best videos car companies of all time."

"...of ALL TIME!"

 
PowerSlacker 2009-12-01 08:02:22 PM  
cache.gawker.com


A vote for me is a vote for Sarah.

/sorry for the size, just wanted to make it legible

 
skinink 2009-12-01 08:02:26 PM  

Shifthead? That's nothing, here's what the fired CEO's son had to say:


"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the GM's Board of Directors: You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."


A board of Directors fired my father once. Once.


img268.imageshack.us

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-12-01 08:02:34 PM  
THE ALL CAPS MEANS SHE'S FARKING SERIOUS.

 
bandy 2009-12-01 08:03:25 PM  
(RTFA) er... GOOD GIRL!

 
GreatNOD 2009-12-01 08:03:39 PM  
www.wowgoldfacts.com

Is this her? Swears like her...

 
Teddypig 2009-12-01 08:03:48 PM  
I like her. It's never "appropriate" to lash out but in her case I think it is forgivable.

 
Fluorescent Testicle 2009-12-01 08:04:02 PM  
D_Evans45: I got a good laugh, but "foresaken" from the CEO of a major company was icing on the cake. You figure they could've afforded the best education America has to offer. I could spell forsaken by 2nd grade, tops.

She got it confused with "Foreskin."

 
Steed Lankershim 2009-12-01 08:04:09 PM  
Spoiled clueless biatch much?

 
astrotri 2009-12-01 08:04:15 PM  
Whatever. Like this girl was ever going to achieve more success than sucking the most dong of out of anyone in her sorority rush class.

I also get a good chuckle from this girl submarining the "piece of shiat" company that her father **HEADED!** Honey, who do you think you're insulting?

 
cauth002 2009-12-01 08:04:56 PM  
I want to hang out with her. So awesome.

 
VanSmack 2009-12-01 08:05:33 PM  
jimpapa: she sounds fat

I came here to say that

//would hit it because she sounds crazy/ crazy=hot sex!!

 
Nick Nostril 2009-12-01 08:05:36 PM  
A disturbing lack of the use of the term "cawksucker". Otherwise, bravo.

 
nytmare 2009-12-01 08:05:46 PM  
Wait, is this the new CEO, or the new-new CEO?

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:06:06 PM  
Kanye West is the daughter of the Ex-CEO of GM?

 
3825968 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:06:19 PM  
You know, I posted something like this once back when I was a wet-behind-the-ears college freshman. I got the public smackdown I deserved, and now I am a much more politic and likable person online.

This woman has clearly not received a large number of well-deserved smackdowns. Here's to hoping it's not too late for her to become a civil, pleasant person.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:07:41 PM  
3825968: You know, I posted something like this once back when I was a wet-behind-the-ears college freshman. I got the public smackdown I deserved, and now I am a much more politic and likable person online.

This woman has clearly not received a large number of well-deserved smackdowns. Here's to hoping it's not too late for her to become a civil, pleasant person.

someone should send her the link to this fark discussion thread.

 
MONSTERTRUCK [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:08:38 PM  
shift? Lol

 
cauth002 2009-12-01 08:08:47 PM  
MY DAD IS FARKING BETTER THAN YOUR DAD!!! AND STRONGER TOO.

 
PowerSlacker 2009-12-01 08:08:54 PM  
Where the hell is the link to her Facebook page?

 
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