I like french fried potaters... mmm hmm.

Officers took Colgate into custody as he asked them if they had seen the 1996 movie about a man released from an asylum that starred Billy Bob Thornton.

Billy Bob's life has been pretty nutty, but to call it an asylum is a bit much.

Inform the man that what he is holding is referred to by some as a kaiser blade?

Little feller.

Mark Colgate was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon...

Maybe he thought the neighbor was a Cavity Creep.

Alright den.

That headline's funny, not funny haha funny queer.

I calls it a kaiser blade, some folks calls it a sling blade. It's sharp on one side and dull on the other.

Like this guy, evidently.

wouldn't have done that, its just a lawn

It's better than having some guy chase me through a tunnel and asking if I've ever seen the movie "Irreversible".

Jesus, you'll take your foot off!

/obscure

Is the answer kick his ass?

/dnrta

done in 1

"It ain't got no gas in it..."

Hello Marzipan. This is Sugar Face. I'm a pretend guy...that comes around...and gets run over by a lawn mower blade o/~
/I chose to end in song!

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst".

You orght not to say such things, you's just a boy.

some people call it a kaiser blade

FingHostile: I like french fried potaters.

What's taters? What's taters, precious?

I agree Subby. Shoot him.

/gardener dude failed

Merky: Is the answer kick his ass?

/dnrta

No, the proper answer is "Have YOU ever seen Indiana Jones?", followed by the bang of a handgun.

/Sadly, guy being chased didn't know the correct answer and thus the guy channeling Karl Childers is still wasting air on the planet.

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Well did he see it, or not?
Stupid article.

FingHostile: I like french fried potaters... mmm hmm.

No you don't, Oprah!

/first thing I thought of

FTA: Officers took Colgate into custody as he asked them if they had seen the 1996 movie about a man released from an asylum that starred Billy Bob Thornton.

See, he wasn't assaulting his neighbor, he was conducting a survey while carrying a visual aide.

/mmm-hmmm

I'm fixin' to kill you with it.

obviosuly the guy was arrested, so it sounds serious.

but really.. what if he was joking around with his neighbor?

I'm so proud of my home town.

/why did I move back after 20 years?
//I remember now. Every where else I moved to was cold.

She had a lot of hair on her arms ...

Need to send a amb-u-lance or maybe a hearst.

Chaim Witz

I'm fixin' to kill you with it.


"I aim to kill you with it."

I'd like a biscuit with mustard please?

boonfarker: She had a lot of hair on her arms ...

You know what that means?

I do an uncanny impression of Billy Bob Thornton's character in Slingblade

Just the voice.

When I'm out and about, wantonly killing people, I prefer a machete, and like a horizontal blow to the neck; it's more reliable than trying to split the skull, especially as most ceilings are not high enough to allow a good overhead swing. Unless I'm at home and I can get at my sabre. Then I favour a lunge to the heart. Remember: the ribs will deflect a blow from above, so make your lunge from down low.

/Group W bench, thanks

You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

CheetahOlivetti

You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.


Stuart drives a comfortable car.


And there's usually someone in the trunk.

I figured the answer was "Shoot him," and with the Florida tag I didn't see how I could be wrong. I was disappointed.

In some areas, this is called a slingblade.
In north Florida, we call it an idiot stick.



In other areas, this is called a slingblade.
In north Florida, we call it a cottonmouth hoe.

Of course, a cottonmouth ho can also refer to some pothead babe that farks on the first date.

MMmm HHmm

Sounds like he gave up without a fight. Did he recon he ain't got no reason to kill nobody?

Mmmmmhemmer hammer hammer.

varmitydog: In some areas, this is called a slingblade.
In north Florida, we call it an idiot stick.



In other areas, this is called a slingblade.
In north Florida, we call it a cottonmouth hoe.

Of course, a cottonmouth ho can also refer to some pothead babe that farks on the first date.

Your colloquialisms intrigue me.

Please expand on the "cottonmouth hoe" concept.

In the interest of science, of course.

LiveStalk

Let's do it right, shall we?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: MMmm HHmm

You really think it's got peckers in there?

What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?

I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades

"Twp Golden Saber .45 rounds to the chest" is the correct answer.

We don't got no Goddamn band! We don't need to farking practice, Randy! We don't no shiat-ass manager neither! You motherfarkers! You all are a bunch of losers! I'm the only sane son-of-a-biatch here! So get the *fark* out of my house now!

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind

they said i wasn't right in the head so they put me there in the nervous hospital instead a puttin me in jail mmmHmm.