I misread that as "Santa Clause" and was very confused, although I do like my version of reality better.

better than 30,000lbs of bananas.

Persephone unavailable for comment.

Oh, the pomegranity!

/got nuthin'.

Must have been a "heavy flow" day on the Freeway.

Did he lose his head, and maybe an arm or two before he stopped?

i think i may cry. . .

OUT OF NOWHERE ITS FARKING PUNICA GRANATUM

benlonghair: better than 30,000lbs of bananas.

Oh come on now, that isn't possible. Nothing can better than a truck with 30,000lbs of bananas heading down the hill that leads into Scranton, PA.

I misread that as pomeranians.

Castimirr: I misread that as "Santa Clause" and was very confused, although I do like my version of reality better.

I too read that as Santa Claus and was wondering why a small town in Indiana would have a metric assload of pomegranates anywhere within a thousand miles or so.

I'm addicted to pomography

Lucky roadway--lots of anti-oxidants in pomegranates.

Never mind that
There are some scary and HOT tattooed biatches at the bottom of that page
Woof !!!!

You'd think 40,000 lbs of pomegranates would provide better seed for puns.

Pomegranite flows red on the highway!

MONSTERTRUCK: I'm addicted to pomography

LOL

And I thought they were expensive before.

maxwellhauser: Pomegranate flows red on the highway!

FTFM. damn it.

A bunch of my coworkers were late because of this so I had to hear a bunch of pomegranate jokes for 2 hours. Awesome.

Guess he eliminated all the juice.

Looks like something got hit by a grenadine!

MONSTERTRUCK: I'm addicted to pomography

Totally read that as pornography.

SO, 40,000 lbs of Santa Clause, Pomeranians, and pornography...where can it go from here?

I have a tonic of pomegranate and lead!

Santa Clarita always was a seedy place.

I had not heard of this damn fruit prior to '08. Hippies, they'll eat anything.

I live/work in Santa Clarita and I missed the pomegranaty goodness?!?!

Sad times :(

It's all good. They have a pretty hard shell and maybe after a good bouncing along the road the seeds will already be loosened up.
mmm pom

Subby is a filthy commie! Here in America we use Imperial assloads!

KentuckyBob: I had not heard of this damn fruit prior to '08. Hippies, they'll eat anything.

You mean 08, right? Like 8 AD?

Cagey B: Persephone unavailable for comment.

I came in here to make the point that anybody sufficiently versed in Greek mythology will see this as incontrovertible proof that Global Warming is a lie. All those uncovered emails about how they were bending the facts to suit their agenda and make themselves seem necessary were merely icing on the cake.

KentuckyBob: I had not heard of this damn fruit prior to '08. Hippies, they'll eat anything.

I think the first time I had a pom was in '90 maybe, or earlier. I was in school, it was part of a foods from around the world thing.

I once saw ton of tortilla chips spilled all over I-5 in Southern Oregon.

Unfortunately, the salsa, nacho cheese, or guacamole trucks never showed up. :-(

no metric assload to english assload translation?

KentuckyBob: I had not heard of this damn fruit prior to '08. Hippies, they'll eat anything.

Do you live under a rock? I used to love them when I was a kid in the 70s

Were they seedless pomegranates?

....poms away?

/yeah, got nothin'.

I thought pomegranates were good for your arteries...

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE POM


eh.

lizardinmycoffee: I live/work in Santa Clarita and I missed the pomegranaty goodness?!?!

Sad times :(

Yeah, I work up in the north end of SCV and was wondering why the southbound 5 was so packed up this morning. Now we know!

I bought a single pomegranate last night from walmart for $1.88. So..that's a pretty darn expensive fruit spill right there.

/still trying to invent a pomegranate seed-straw-vaccuum

benlonghair: better than 30,000lbs of bananas.


R.I.P Harry, we miss you.... :-(

gorgor:

You're quick

At least OTHER things didn't spill. Like this.

BlorfMaster: I bought a single pomegranate last night from walmart for $1.88. So..that's a pretty darn expensive fruit spill right there.

Exactly this.

And this pomegranate earth spins into oblivion....

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yfvhtm9

That picture reminds me of the dreams I had while taking the smoking cessation drug Chantix.

*shudders*

One thing about living in Santa Clarita I never could stomach, all the damn pomegranates...

Fat_Head_Carl: no metric assload to english assload translation?

I'm just thankful that my ass is avoirdupois.

Pommie bastards!