Worst advice evar.

You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Harder, faster, deeper (deeper? really?), slow-it-down, be tender, bla, bla, bla. shiat gets on my nerves. Shut your mouth when I'm farking you. I'm trying to imagine that I'm doing things you'd never go for with multiple women way hotter than you.

"Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your farkin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and farkin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to farkin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."

Go with me on thoughts like these, and I'll think about 'harder'. Until then, quit barking out commands. . .

I was all set to buy the book, then I saw it was 325UKP. Yikes!

Really?

He advises this, saying that an artist's paintings will be "spunkier" as a result. I think Thomas Kinkade took the advice to heart. He seems to reserve his spunk for his limited editions with "DNA signature".

From Kinkade's website:

A/P - Artist Proof

This print is available only through Showcase Dealers and Signature Dealers, and is issued in quantities significantly smaller than S/N (20% fewer than the SN edition). Artist Proofs are designated with the letters A/P during the numbering process and the canvas lithograph has a back stamp identifying it as a an artist proof. The A/P also features hand highlighting and the DNA Signature.

if you don't fark too hard, your painting will be all the spunkier for it.

Ew.

James F. Campbell: You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

some times you've got to make some love
(and give her some smooches too...)

I'm pretty sure I got robbed. I got all the insanity but none of the genius or talent. Why lord, why?

Besides you don't want to throw your spleen out for some trollop...

This thread angries me off for the following reasons.

1. I'm fairly sure I just read a very lengthy advert for a new edition of a book that has existed for over 100 years.

and

2. voting.

I'm pretty sure Van Gogh was working off Bull Durham theory.

/Quality of sureness may vary.
//Consult a doctor.

James F. Campbell: You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Au contraire, mon ami. You must fark her hard.

How can you fark her, soft?

Maybe a man who cuts off a part of his ear and gives it to a prostitute is not the best source of advice after all.

James F. Campbell: You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Yes. If you're jack-hammering, she is faking.

JohnnyShotMe: Maybe a man who cuts off a part of his ear and gives it to a prostitute is not the best source of advice after all.

Well who do you suggest giving it to?

Well, this comment certainly debunks the notion that Van Gogh was an important artist.

Why is the Main Stream MSM Media silent?

atomic-age: He advises this, saying that an artist's paintings will be "spunkier" as a result. I think Thomas Kinkade took the advice to heart. He seems to reserve his spunk for his limited editions with "DNA signature".

Yeah, that's not "light" he's painting with...

Or chop off your ear and send it to her. biatches dig that.

However, what is more interesting, er ... is Vincent Van Gogh's er ... sex life.

DeaH: James F. Campbell: You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Yes. If you're jack-hammering, she is faking.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it...but I'll order it from Zanzibar.

pan fried monkey spunk: DeaH: James F. Campbell: You don't always have to fark her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Yes. If you're jack-hammering, she is faking.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it...but I'll order it from Zanzibar.

that's cool with me, its not my favorite, but i'll do it for you.