Because if you don't tell anyone about pie fightclub there will be more pie for you. (!!!)


fta: Officials said the woman asked for the case to be dropped, but Texas law requires that the state continue with prosecution of cases of family violence.


Thank god, if this really was a familly so farked up they need police involvment then they just need to stop being around eachother.



TsukasaK: Boobies

Nice boobies bro

Tiger Woods.

flyingmonkeysreign: Because if you don't tell anyone about pie fightclub there will be more pie for you. (!!!)


fta: Officials said the woman asked for the case to be dropped, but Texas law requires that the state continue with prosecution of cases of family violence.


Thank god, if this really was a familly so farked up they need police involvment then they just need to stop being around eachother.



TsukasaK: Boobies

Nice boobies bro

Hey, i'm a certified oldbie and almost never get to do that. Not having anything worthwhile to say seemed a good occasion as any.

TsukasaK: flyingmonkeysreign: Because if you don't tell anyone about pie fightclub there will be more pie for you. (!!!)


fta: Officials said the woman asked for the case to be dropped, but Texas law requires that the state continue with prosecution of cases of family violence.


Thank god, if this really was a familly so farked up they need police involvment then they just need to stop being around eachother.



TsukasaK: Boobies

Nice boobies bro

Hey, i'm a certified oldbie and almost never get to do that. Not having anything worthwhile to say seemed a good occasion as any.

Don't worry, I checked your creation date before posting something like 'lawl n00bs got the boobz!!!!1'

/Well all else fails, show boobs

TsukasaK: flyingmonkeysreign: Because if you don't tell anyone about pie fightclub there will be more pie for you. (!!!)


fta: Officials said the woman asked for the case to be dropped, but Texas law requires that the state continue with prosecution of cases of family violence.


Thank god, if this really was a familly so farked up they need police involvment then they just need to stop being around eachother.



TsukasaK: Boobies

Nice boobies bro

Hey, i'm a certified oldbie and almost never get to do that. Not having anything worthwhile to say seemed a good occasion as any.

I know what you mean, man. When you get a chance to be obnoxious, go for it. By the way, no one has ever loved you and your religion is untrue. Also, everything you've ever really believed is a lie and your life is empty of any meaning whatsoever. Your mother considered abortion but it was illegal and dangerous in her state, so she tried to drown you in alcohol and barbiturates. Unfortunately, you survived and your parents have resented your drain on their time and money ever since your birth. Of the women you have dated, one did so on a dare and the other was trying to make her ex jealous. You eat your boogers and several people have seen it. In high school, you spent far more time than anyone else in your class experimentally putting things up your butt. Your parents found some of these things in your room, and they were disgusted but not surprised.

Satan_Himself: By the way, no one has ever loved you and your religion is untrue. Also, everything you've ever really believed is a lie and your life is empty of any meaning whatsoever. Your mother considered abortion but it was illegal and dangerous in her state, so she tried to drown you in alcohol and barbiturates. Unfortunately, you survived and your parents have resented your drain on their time and money ever since your birth. Of the women you have dated, one did so on a dare and the other was trying to make her ex jealous. You eat your boogers and several people have seen it. In high school, you spent far more time than anyone else in your class experimentally putting things up your butt. Your parents found some of these things in your room, and they were disgusted but not surprised.

D'aww, I didn't know you cared..

/But with a name like Satan_Himself..
//How's that deal with 2012's POTUS candidate working out?

Shown here, the damage a pecan pie can inflict.

FTFA: A man, 26, and his sister, 23, got into an argument, investigators said. Their mother tried to stop the argument, but it escalated and the man threatened his sister with the pie.

FFS, that's like someone threatening me with doughnuts and some pizza, or maybe a good bottle of scotch and some meatloaf. Oh yeah, bring it.

TsukasaK: Satan_Himself: By the way, no one has ever loved you and your religion is untrue. Also, everything you've ever really believed is a lie and your life is empty of any meaning whatsoever. Your mother considered abortion but it was illegal and dangerous in her state, so she tried to drown you in alcohol and barbiturates. Unfortunately, you survived and your parents have resented your drain on their time and money ever since your birth. Of the women you have dated, one did so on a dare and the other was trying to make her ex jealous. You eat your boogers and several people have seen it. In high school, you spent far more time than anyone else in your class experimentally putting things up your butt. Your parents found some of these things in your room, and they were disgusted but not surprised.

D'aww, I didn't know you cared..

/But with a name like Satan_Himself..
//How's that deal with 2012's POTUS candidate working out?

Believe it or not...


...it's going to be a white guy.

Pie fighting? In my day, we used to call that scissoring.

I vote the new first rule of pie fight club is that you don't microwave the pie first.


/wait whats an oldbie

Wow, what a rookie; don't waste pecan pie in a pie-assault. That's what those universal whipped cream-filled pie tins are for.

But she was just begging for it officer...

That's right, numbskull.

Never bring a cake to a PIE fight.

Second rule, don't be out numbered.


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I'd like to request the Paint Huffer Mugshot with pecan pie instead even though there's a pending lawsuit. Thanks in advance.

Get your pies for the Great Pie Fight!

/not hot for once, hosting's on me
//splat

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Boobies

PartyRob: Get your pies for the Great Pie Fight!

/not hot for once, hosting's on me
//splat

I see your "Blazing Saddles" pie fight & raise you the pie fight from The Great Race.