Discipline will be swift and severe. The cop will be fired by Friday.

Had a little too much Tebow Juice?

Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

Wasn't it also a Gator player that held up a man and the victim decided not to press charges because the team "needed" the player?

skinnycatullus: He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

"According to Gainesville Police, Dunlap was found asleep in a Chrysler at an intersection where he did not move after the lights changed several times."

I was almost arrested at the same intersection after finals!

JPJ007: at an intersection

Doh. OK, it's early and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet.

xiaodown: That was freakin' hilarious!

He'll voluntarily sit out of a team meeting. I think that's punishment enough.

Approves.

xiaodown: +1

As part of his release, he cannot possess alcohol, illegal drugs and any prescription drugs that are not prescribed to him.

Isn't this pretty much the law for everyone underage???

skinnycatullus: Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.



Agrees.

Urban Meyer just released a statement saying look over there its Tim Tebow, isn't he such a great guy.

I'm sure justice will be served. He'll likely be suspended for Bama's first defensive possession and the post game press conference.

skinnycatullus: Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

The article very clearly states that he was asleep in the middle of an intersection, and the car was in gear with the motor running. This was not a case of the dude sleeping it off. Unless you know anybody else who decided, while their car was still in gear, that stopping for a nap in the middle of an intersection was a good idea, shut your farking mouth.

/I did RTFA

I lol'd.

skinnycatullus: Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

in the middle of an intersection, with the car still in drive.

Police said they feared Dunlap would take his foot off the brakes and the car would cause an accident. After entry was gained, the car was put back in park and the engine turned off.

Urban Meyer this week, "We will let the legal process run its course and will not make any decisions until then. By the time our lawyers let this go to court, we will have played the SEC championship and our bowl game. Wait did I say that out loud?"

Serious Black: Unless you know anybody else who decided, while their car was still in gear, that stopping for a nap in the middle of an intersection was a good idea,

i, for one, always trust my foot to remain on the brake during a good deep sleep.

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Of course he did poorly on the field test, it's probably the first test he's taken himself since he arrived at Florida.

coyote1284: Wasn't it also a Gator player that held up a man and the victim decided not to press charges because the team "needed" the player?

Try University of Tennessee. Two players dismissed for the armed robbery, the starter however had the charges dropped.

coyote1284: Wasn't it also a Gator player that held up a man and the victim decided not to press charges because the team "needed" the player?

No. Never heard of such an incident. The victim has no say in the filing of charges for armed robbery anyway.

To be fair he thought he was drinking water, but Tebow played a trick on him and turned it into wine.

^^^^^Okay, that's the greatest comment ever to set foot on Fark.

Seriously.

coyote1284: Wasn't it also a Gator player that held up a man and the victim decided not to press charges because the team "needed" the player?

If you are referring to recently, that was the 2 Tennessee players that tried to rob someone (a 3rd player was arrested but charges dropped after it was determined he had no idea what the other 2 knuckleheads were doing). Read the victim's statement Link (new window)

If you are referring to earlier this year, there was a Alabama man who was thrilled a domestic violence incident involving his daughter and a Bama player was dropped. He said "Roll Tide" to the assembled reporters afterward.

Fan asshattery has no specific team allegiance. Like it or now, all our favorite teams have morons like that supporting them as well.

As for the case at hand, goddamitsomuchyoufarkingmoron! It would be hypocritical for me to sit here and say not suspend him since I want to see the Gators win, but passing out in a car, in gear, and at an intersection is not a "he's just a college kid, leave him alone!" thing. He needs to be suspended for the SEC championship game 100% and probably for the bowl game as well (depending on how he handles the situation in the month between).

FloriduhGator:
Crashtest:

Thank you for the correction.

Has anybody pointed out to skinnycatullus that the car was on and in drive yet? If not, somebody really should.

The player will suspend himself from all practices for the SEC Championship game and from all practices for w/e Bowl game they get invited to.

Perhaps he could have a Come To Jesus meeting with Tebow in front of the press. That way, Tebow can absolve him and he'll be able to play this weekend!

I like how the analysts are saying that his absence will change Alabama's game plan. Florida was only going to suspend Spikes for the first half of the Vanderbilt game. Vanderbilt.

Don't the Gators lead the NCAA in arrests the last five years?

Once the blinding radiance of Tebow is gone, Meyer's in for some questions.

I eagerly await the hard-hitting journalists at ESPN investigating this matter.

I will be thoroughly surprised if he doesn't play on Saturday.

FLMountainMan: Don't the Gators lead the NCAA in arrests the last five years?

Once the blinding radiance of Tebow is gone, Meyer's in for some questions.

He'll be in South Bend by then.

SigmaAlgebra: FLMountainMan: Don't the Gators lead the NCAA in arrests the last five years?

Once the blinding radiance of Tebow is gone, Meyer's in for some questions.

He'll be in South Bend by then.

From one Jesus to another.

Texas had a kid picked up for DUI over Thanksgiving. He's been suspended for the remainder of the season. The difference was that he was a little used freshman.

exi: a little used freshman

God, I miss those.

exi: Texas had a kid picked up for DUI over Thanksgiving. He's been suspended for the remainder of the season. The difference was that he was a little used freshman.

In fairness to Mack Brown, I remember him cutting Ramonce Taylor, who accounted for 15 TDs on the 2005 team and was set to be the starting RB, because of legal issues before the 2006 season. He also suspended senior DB Tarell Brown for the OSU game in 2006 after he was arrested for marijuana possession although the charges were later dropped and he was reinstated.

skinnycatullus: Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

Asleep in the car with it in gear and the engine running. Pretty sure that's DUI, even in Florida.

approves

Krymson Tyde: SigmaAlgebra: FLMountainMan: Don't the Gators lead the NCAA in arrests the last five years?

Once the blinding radiance of Tebow is gone, Meyer's in for some questions.

He'll be in South Bend by then.

From one Jesus to another.

Dumbass. Jesus came and went.



/He's going to stomp your cock in.

He was framed. Saban did it.

FloriduhGator: coyote1284: Wasn't it also a Gator player that held up a man and the victim decided not to press charges because the team "needed" the player?

Try University of Tennessee. Two players dismissed for the armed robbery, the starter however had the charges dropped.

I hate Tennessee as much as the next guy, but the starter wasn't even in the area, as I understand it. He was in a convenient store while they're stickin' up a guy in the parking lot. Assuming that's correct, it shouldn't be at all surprising his charges got tossed.

nopokerface: exi: a little used freshman

God, I miss those.

Ha, me too! Girls grow up early these days.

Dunlap won't play. Florida has way too much integrity to let him play.

It helps that his backup, Trattou, is a beast.

Control_this: Dunlap won't play. Florida has way too much integrity to let him play.

Is this sarcastic? (Clint Mitchell).

nopokerface: exi: a little used freshman

God, I miss those.

So do the priests at Notre Dame.

bottsicus: skinnycatullus: Oh fark, I hate the Gators, but that is one of the dumbest laws. He was asleep in his car. Don't know all the details, so he may have been parked on someone's lawn, but for fark's sake if a drunk is responsible enough to sleep it off, let him.

Asleep in the car with it in gear and the engine running. Pretty sure that's DUI, even in Florida.

When you're asleep in the car with it in gear and the engine running while sitting stopped at a GREEN light you can count on getting a DUI pretty much everywhere.

/The dumbass was strong in this one

man, he was just on his way to feck's to check on john.