Good riddance

Huckabee's a good shot.

good, shoot the corpse a few more times to ensure taxpayers don't have to foot the bill for incarceration, trial, and execution.

Ice-T unavailable for comment?

And justice served.

except they couldn't kill him more

moops: good, shoot the corpse a few more times to ensure taxpayers don't have to foot the bill for incarceration, trial, and execution.

Suspect in killing of 4 Seattle police officers shot dead overnight after standoff

No, I'm pretty sure he's already been taken care of.

On the one hand, knowing you were in that deep I would try to not be taken alive to. On the other hand, did anyone really think they were going to bring him in alive?

How tremendously unexpected. I sure hope he was guilty.

He was a suspect, we don't know that the guy they killed was indeed the guy. I'm NOT a cop killing sympathizer, I'm just saying.

You know i was looking at his past mugshots and I think that if those bullets didn't kill him then that melanoma on his cheek would have eventually.

Obvious tag is miffed.

Was he tazed first? It always worked well in Bioshock to stun and gun.

Seriously, this guy deserved what he got and Huckabee should be held accountable.

The expected ending.

(Hails to the Martyr in 3...2...1..)

Better than giving him a long drawn out trial.

I was waiting for this thread.

C'mon Dems, jump on the Willie Horton wagon, you know you want to.

From TFA: But he was released from jail after posting bail with the assistance of Jail Sucks Bail Bonds.

Nice.

Only overnight?

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: He was a suspect, we don't know that the guy they killed was indeed the guy. I'm NOT a cop killing sympathizer, I'm just saying.
Never mind, RTA and it seemed to prove that the guy did it.
/next time RTA girl

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: I'm just saying.

NO! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THIS MINORITY N*GGER WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOT AND KILLED THESE FOUR POOR WHITE POLICE OFFICERS! HE'S CALLED A SUSPECT FOR A REASON, HE DID IT! I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!

/summary of the soon to be wharrgargbl in this thread
//lol'd at your handle

'Merica: Where you're innocent until proven guilty. Unless the cops find you first and decide for you.

Worst case of suicide they ever saw.

palelizard: How tremendously unexpected. I sure hope he was guilty.

Considering that he a) had one of the dead cop's guns and b) had a gaping hole in his chest from where one of them took a shot at him before dying, I'd say they got the right guy.

I love how in the article they have Huckabee on FOX (where else?) blaming the prosecutors for failing to file paperwork as the reason for why he was let out of prison.

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: Never mind, RTA and it seemed to prove that the guy did it.

.. and same thing here. The guy had the gun from one of the dead officers. Case closed.

I'm pretty sure that this guy could have been found on his knees, with his hands interlaced behind his head, saying in a loud, clear voice, "I surrender, am offering no resistance, and would like to speak to an attorney", and he still would have been shot "resisting arrest".

/the kid who did it is getting a medal

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: He was a suspect, we don't know that the guy they killed was indeed the guy. I'm NOT a cop killing sympathizer, I'm just saying.

this is true, but if he was shot that means he pointed a gun at the cops.

that's grade A dumbass

Sickening. The government should not be involved in killing civilians.

Tons of better headlines got shot down for this one?

/shot down...
//I kill me.

TsukasaK: Your Favorite Token Black Chick: I'm just saying.

NO! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THIS MINORITY N*GGER WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOT AND KILLED THESE FOUR POOR WHITE POLICE OFFICERS! HE'S CALLED A SUSPECT FOR A REASON, HE DID IT! I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!

/summary of the soon to be wharrgargbl in this thread
//lol'd at your handle

I've quickly recanted to avoid such 4channery

Standoff? I guess the cop wasn't standing on him when he shot him.

TsukasaK: Your Favorite Token Black Chick: I'm just saying.

NO! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT THIS MINORITY N*GGER WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOT AND KILLED THESE FOUR POOR WHITE POLICE OFFICERS! HE'S CALLED A SUSPECT FOR A REASON, HE DID IT! I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!

/summary of the soon to be wharrgargbl in this thread
//lol'd at your handle

You should switch to decaf.

palelizard: How tremendously unexpected. I sure hope he was guilty.

Maybe he was not sane enough to stand trial. The cop took care of that pesky due process all alone. Although, you have to admit, with Huckabee's pardon, "due process" was all in this nut's favor.

my previous posting is entirely in jest.

\however, I am required to wait 60 seconds to post this, so sumyalls might not realize it in time. apologies.

That ain't what CNN is reporting. Says a cop shot him after being "challenged" as he approached him. As if there was any doubt the guy would be shot dead.

From CNN: A Seattle officer on routine patrol shot and killed Maurice Clemmons, 37, in south Seattle after Clemmons challenged him, authorities said.

adler: 'Merica: Where you're innocent until proven guilty. Unless the cops find you first and decide for you.

from TFA.. which i should have read before posting the first time too

Maurice Clemmons was carrying a handgun he took from one of the dead officers when a Seattle policeman recognized him near a stolen car in a working-class south Seattle neighborhood about 2:45 a.m., Assistant Police Chief Jim Pugel said.

that's pretty open-and-shut

way to save us money by getting the cops to gun you down asshat

If I had to guess it was from multiple "self inflicted" gunshots to the back of the head. The Obama Military Junta is obviously covering their tracks after this latest Terrorist Cell failed in his task of creating mass panic that would allow the current Dictatorship to declare mass Martial Law with few people complaining...

This highly relevant graph clearing shows that the Seattle area is a hotbed of Terrorist activities..

Sympathetic rap song in 3...2...

stebain: Sickening. The government should not be involved in killing civilians.

And civilians shouldn't kill other people but we don't live in a perfect world now do we?

Black Jesus is dead

Jail Sucks Bail Bonds.

Does that mean I can start my dream business, "Please get me out of here so I don't get buttfarked by Bubba Bail Bonds"?

/see, it's the alliteration at the end that makes it...

stebain: my previous posting is entirely in jest.

\however, I am required to wait 60 seconds to post this, so sumyalls might not realize it in time. apologies.

DAMNIT

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: He was a suspect, we don't know that the guy they killed was indeed the guy. I'm NOT a cop killing sympathizer, I'm just saying.

No room for that nonsense. The Constitution takes a holiday for most folks when the suspect is suspected of something really bad. Now can we please get back to discussing why Jesus is the reason for the season?

devildog123: I'm pretty sure that this guy could have been found on his knees, with his hands interlaced behind his head, saying in a loud, clear voice, "I surrender, am offering no resistance, and would like to speak to an attorney", and he still would have been shot "resisting arrest".

/the kid who did it is getting a medal

You can listen to the scanner traffic yourself and hear how it went down. Link (new window)

I woke up with insomnia so I was listening to it live as it happened. It happened pretty much they way they say it happened.

Your Favorite Token Black Chick: He was a suspect, we don't know that the guy they killed was indeed the guy. I'm NOT a cop killing sympathizer, I'm just saying.


Exactly. Shoot first, ask questions later. Who's side you going to choose, the evil cop killing black man, or the upstanding white cops?

Your Favorite Token Black Chick:

I've quickly recanted to avoid such 4channery

you're black.. there is no chance of avoiding racist 4channery.. i'm sorry.. but it's true.

/you're also hot, so please don't let the racist 4channers run you away :D

Delay: palelizard: How tremendously unexpected. I sure hope he was guilty.

Maybe he was not sane enough to stand trial. The cop took care of that pesky due process all alone. Although, you have to admit, with Huckabee's pardon, "due process" was all in this nut's favor.

I disagree somewhat. I find it way more satisfying for the guy to be tried, convicted,and sentenced to die (do we still allow that?). I think its just the sense of catching the bad guy and punishing him justly rather than like a vigilante that's the appeal.

Madbassist1: Tons of better headlines got shot down for this one?

such as?

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Considering that he a) had one of the dead cop's guns and b) had a gaping hole in his chest from where one of them took a shot at him before dying, I'd say they got the right guy.

Probably. I think they did too. I'm just hoping we're not wrong. Seems unlikely though.

stebain: Sickening. The government should not be involved in killing civilians.

Absolutely correct. The private sector is significantly more efficient at it.