That's why I voted for Obama.

What about our mine shaft gap? Nobody's concerned about that?

Well, duh.

/hot

F*ck you, whale! And f*ck you, dolphin!

Welcome to Obama's America.

But they're ahead of us in crashing their satellites into one another and leaving them there to (possibly) crash into other people's space stations. Yeah, Russia!

Also behind on time-travel and teleporting technology, jetpacks, laser weaponry, and weather-control.

But, they have us beat on Tesla coil technology, laser-guided MiGs, and anti-air capability.

/we also had them beat on hot female action heroes, but Jenny McCarthy ruined that

done there, been that

lajimi: LASERS!

Sharks aren't mammals.

That's because otters with uzis are cute.

/look they've got little tiny hands!
//and they use tools!

Sybarite: F*ck you, whale! And f*ck you, dolphin!


Came for the Whale Whores reference, left satisfied.

Mr. President, we must not allow an armed sea mammal gap!

I'll stick with the Bear Cavalry, thank you very much



Although this looks intriguing:



/so hot

well duh, the Russians are arming the giant squids. those aren't mammals

That's ok, they won the race to brain them

/hot

pfft.. we're way ahead of the ruskies

USA! USA! USA!

Don't give the dolphins any technology! We don't want another fish magnet incident!

Gentlemen, we cannot allow a Dolphin gap to develop!

/hawt like steaks on a grill

DAS LIMPET!

Snorky talk man.

Came for Limpet and sharks with frikkin' laser beams. Leaving happy.

rnatalie: We must not allow an aquatic mammal gap!

Itsa Geo C Scott double play!

Satan_Himself: lajimi: LASERS!

Sharks aren't mammals.

I'll bet you get a lot of laughs at parties.

lajimi: LASERS!

Came for the Dr. Evil reference.

We've really got this one covered.

The whales have nukes!

fark you dolphins

I dont know about that, those bears look kinda bad ass.

Came for the laser-armed dolphin Motivator; leaving satisfied.

We are still on track to arm cows with guns though right?

Came for the Red Alert references, leaving satisfied.

HealingAmerica: I dont know about that, those bears look kinda bad ass.

Don't forget the attack blimps.

/don't blame me, I voted for Ackerman

The son of a friend of mine actually trains dolphins for the US Navy. He spent a lot of time deployed around the Persian Gulf recently. . .

/he has a great tan

Why would you try to put arms on sea mammals?

the money is in the banana stand: Why would you try to put arms on sea mammals?

So like everything else there we can come back in twenty years and kill it.

TheCableGuy: We are still on track to arm cows with guns though right?


We dare not do it, 'cause the steaks are so high.

/bad cow pun

Thenixon 2009-12-01 11:04:53 AM
That's ok, they won the race to brain them

/hot


Stop clubbing seals (SFW) (new window)

As long as the Russkies don't discover their secret weakness...



We'll be just fine.

Find Bea.
Stop Bea.

All we need is an elite strike force of miniature giant space hamsters.

/go for the eyes

FUN FACT :

Dolphins being trained for mine warfare must be pleased sexually by the trainers.