Football and wildlife? If this guy was drinking beer at the time, this would be the ultimate man story.

D'oh!

sorry, read that as pursue THE sack

\MOAR coffee

zootsuit: Football and wildlife? If this guy was drinking beer at the time, this would be the ultimate man story.

What in the name of our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning was he doing watching a football game during *HUNTING* season, anyway?

If you ask me, this is God sending him a message to get off his lazy ass and get into the woods with some serious weaponry.

was it a buccs game?
how many point spread?

/got nuthin

Like this ?

I'm not what you'd call super manly, but I wouldn't wait for the cops to chase a deer out of my house.

/Unless it was a buck
//More people killed by deer than sharks
///Tho its hard to hit a shark with your car
////More slashies

zootsuit: Football and wildlife? If this guy was drinking beer at the time, this would be the ultimate man story.

This happened in Lima, OH....you do the math.

/forget this story, look at the tattooed girl pictorial link in the article.

TPerrin: sorry, read that as pursue THE sack


Was the deer named "Chopper"?

Dinner walks right into the house and they let it get away... hardly amusing.

Where's that puppy kicking Steeler fan when you need him?

Beat it with the copious empty beer bottles laying around...grill it up

Oh...and onions

Arousing?

If it had been a doe maybe.

Neighbors overheard the man yelling, "HEY!, Get the buck out of my house!"

Tom_Thump: Dinner walks right into the house and they let it get away... hardly amusing.

Exactly. You wouldn't even have to put a tag on it. If anyone asks, she jumped right in the freezer.

At my house, it would have jumped through the window while I was out hunting. When I got home, my wife would say, "I got one today. She's out back waiting for you to field dress her. Fix the window first."

fappomatic: zootsuit: Football and wildlife? If this guy was drinking beer at the time, this would be the ultimate man story.

This happened in Lima, OH....you do the maeth.

FTFAccuracy.

I'm more into the "Girls with Tattoos" slideshow:

I was watching football on TV last night, but I didn't see a deer.

I saw that deer-in-the-headlights look, though.

Lima (LY'-muh) in northwest Ohio.

Thank God they gave us the pronunciation.

dittybopper: What in the name of our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning was he doing watching a football game during *HUNTING* season, anyway?

Maybe he wasn't white trash?

Don't you mean "pursue and RACK"?

First one's good too!

C'mon. I can't be the only one into this

MBooda: I was watching football on TV last night, but I didn't see a deer.

I saw that deer-in-the-headlights look, though.

Patriots were pwned

The "Girls with Tattoos" slideshow is hot.

MixxMaster: dittybopper: What in the name of our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning was he doing watching a football game during *HUNTING* season, anyway?

Maybe he wasn't white trash?

Nice stereotyping. Bet you love talking about Chinks, Wops, Kikes, and The-Offensive-Name-For-Blacks-That-Gets-Filtered-On-Fark.

dittybopper: zootsuit: Football and wildlife? If this guy was drinking beer at the time, this would be the ultimate man story.

What in the name of our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning was he doing watching a football game during *HUNTING* season, anyway?

If you ask me, this is God sending him a message to get off his lazy ass and get into the woods with some serious weaponry.

Better question... why did the deer survive this story? And why were law enforcement professionals present?

Good lord, the deer is trapped in the house. How much brain power would it take to duct-tape a kitchen knife to a broom handle and cut your grocery bill?

/forget this story, look at the tattooed girl pictorial link in the article.

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Didn't you see the girls from Hooters slide show? A hell of a lot hotter than the inked up skanks.