Shoot, no wonder they weren't coffin up the money.

Neither is this. ^

Necrophilia is a hell of a motivator.

There's a lot of back cheese at funeral homes though. If you think about the urns, even the most modestly priced receptacle runs you one hundred and eighty dollars. And they range up to three thousand. And even if you are scattering the farking ashes, you can't just rent one of those things. It's a mortuary, not a rental house.

spentmiles: most modestly priced receptacle



Is there a Ralph's around here?

SHUT THE FARK UP spentmiles! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!


/much better HL than mine, I lol'd

Bah, this thread is far too grave to make jokes in.

The suspects?

/link is hot

They apparently misunderstood the term "dead presidents."

That old man threw my timing off.


/You never leave a man behind.

They were all dead, and with all dead there is only one thing you can do

and the first rule of grave robbing is patience.

It is kind of like a sperm bank though.

I can see how it could get a little confusing.

thamike
Necrophilia is a hell of a motivator.

Or maybe he just wanted a cool one.

A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not in here!

It can be a cafeteria, though.

/i think we've got an eater

Silly me. I always thought the first rule of bank robbing was "You do not talk about bank robbing."


/not tyler durden
\\or am i?

Sources say the coroner fell on the ground laughing when the suspect entered and shouted "Nobody move! No one's going anywhere!"

It's not like they're going to notice you going through their pockets though...

Ponzholio: It's not like they're going to notice you going through their pockets though...

And you can always go to the fridge and crack open a cold one.

If caught, they're sure to get a stiff fine.

A note that the robbers dropped was found, addressed "Tomb It May Concern". The body of the note was encrypted.

Some nice comments in this thread, but at 22 comments on the eve of archiving, perhaps this will be the last post. I wonder what the record LOW POSTS is for a greenlit thread? Or perhaps this comment will spark more.

// Is this thread dead?