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(Metro) Strange The next time you get stuck in a toilet, make sure you try the Handel   (metro.co.uk) divider line 23
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Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:55:20 AM  
Please do not use the Handel, it is Baroque.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 09:08:02 AM  
Wouldn't Water Music have been more appropriate?

 
tortilla burger 2009-12-01 11:21:22 AM  
Be careful or you'll make a big Messiah

 
mvalpreda 2009-12-01 11:25:59 AM  
See what happens when you socialize medicine?

 
Cormee 2009-12-01 11:36:09 AM  
Handel was a crank

 
Vash's Apprentice 2009-12-01 11:36:14 AM  
Archie Goodwin: Please do not use the Handel, it is Baroque.
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nytmare 2009-12-01 11:48:43 AM  
'My wife is terrified when we're sitting on a train and we're bedevilled by young ladies going through all their domestic affairs on their mobiles. I'll say, "If they don't shut up, I'm going to start singing'.'

This guy is a singer AND a real wordsmith. I like the cut of his jib.

 
InfamousBLT 2009-12-01 11:49:05 AM  
Except that the Hallelujah chorus is AN EASTER SONG. Seriously, stop singing it at Christmas. Its a farking Easter song. It is part of Handel's Messiah, which tells the entire story, and it happens during the Easter part of the oratorio.
So stop saying it is a Christmas song you uneducated fools.

 
Marquis de Sod [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 11:52:47 AM  
Water Music?

 
ttyymmnn 2009-12-01 12:37:40 PM  
Don't fret. We'll have you out in a fugue minuets.

 
Vash's Apprentice 2009-12-01 12:40:15 PM  
How does a composer close a deal? He reads a contract and then proceeds to sonnet.

 
Third In Line [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 12:52:25 PM  
Toilet thread? Flowing along sluggishly...

 
erewhon 2009-12-01 01:24:00 PM  
Someone once wrote over a public toilet "If the toilet runs, please wiggel handel", to which someone replied "If I do, will it wiggel Bach?"

/in my case, an intention to sing to someone is a real and awful threat
//was once told by a professional that if I could work out the kinks in the plan, he was quite sure people would pay me a lot of money not to hear me sing

 
MattyBlast 2009-12-01 01:36:31 PM  
i303.photobucket.com

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-12-01 01:55:12 PM  
The toilet don't work cause the vandals took the Handel.

 
probesport 2009-12-01 02:04:21 PM  
Krymson Tyde: The toilet don't work cause the vandals took the Handel.

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Stanfan114 2009-12-01 02:05:40 PM  
It was indeed, Handel's last movement.

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-12-01 03:53:01 PM  
Stanfan114: It was indeed, Handel's last movement.

images.starpulse.com
Sees what you did there.

 
geekbikerskum 2009-12-01 05:35:53 PM  
If I wiggle the Handel, will it wiggle Bach?

 
Nelly Furtaco 2009-12-01 07:40:19 PM  
Archie Goodwin: Please do not use the Handel, it is Baroque.

So I LOL'd, what of it?

 
gregscott [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:34:54 PM  
A. They included a photo of a toilet so you would know what a toilet looks like.
B. The toilet has the handle on the wrong side. Is it a left handed toilet, or is the image reversed?
C. Because there should be three items.

 
simpsonfan 2009-12-01 09:49:30 PM  
The seven old ladies, unavailable for comment.

 
scionofgrace 2009-12-02 08:05:13 PM  
"If they don't shut up, I'm going to start singing'.

I'm gonna have to try this. Being a soprano will probably help, too.

 
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