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(News.com.au) Interesting Music teacher in court for teaching proper fingering technique   (news.com.au) divider line 64
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TheRaven7 2009-12-01 08:22:13 AM  
How long until we get rid of statutory rape laws?

 
Another Government Employee 2009-12-01 08:24:00 AM  
Concerto for French Horn in A Minor. Opus 26 Circa 1997

(Why is this now just coming to trial?)

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2009-12-01 08:24:30 AM  
And the child B Minor?

 
dittybopper 2009-12-01 08:26:11 AM  
To hell with the fingering, how is her embouchure?

 
wmoonfox 2009-12-01 08:26:27 AM  
TFA: They suggested Pech had relationships with students before the girl, and she was not as special as she had thought.

Get comfortable with that fact, honey... it's all downhill from here.

 
Billy Ligue [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:27:25 AM  
Where is the obligatory teacher-student affair chart?

 
idrow 2009-12-01 08:29:00 AM  
"When the girl asked what the letters stood for, Pech replied they meant 'I wuv you'."

Is this woman retarded?

 
James F. Campbell 2009-12-01 08:31:28 AM  
Thread, useless, pics, etc.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:32:00 AM  
Your fantasy, let me crush it.

www.abc.net.au

 
Lithium420 2009-12-01 08:34:21 AM  
SYBARITE - Curse you forever. I was happy until you just HAD to post this troll.

 
#2 2009-12-01 08:35:24 AM  
"Ah, lawless love -- Ah reinless lust,
The evil ye have done!"

- 'The Tryst' by Robert Buchanan (1859)

 
exempli gratis [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:36:04 AM  
Sybarite: Your fantasy, let me crush it.

fahhh
q

 
SteelPeart 2009-12-01 08:39:04 AM  
Well then if THAT beast can pull it off, methinks it's time for a career change.

I mean...the OUTRAGE!

 
DROxINxTHExWIND 2009-12-01 08:40:34 AM  
Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

 
DubyaHater 2009-12-01 08:41:57 AM  
Sybarite: Your fantasy, let me crush it.

Bastard

 
SteelPeart 2009-12-01 08:42:51 AM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

I was quite the cunning linguist in HS meself.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-12-01 08:43:31 AM  
Sybarite: Your fantasy, let me crush it.

That's a man, baby.

 
NovaeDeArx 2009-12-01 08:43:46 AM  
www.abc.net.au
www.topnews.in

Paul? Is that you?

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-12-01 08:50:31 AM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Cool story, Dro.

/so, so sorry

 
DROxINxTHExWIND 2009-12-01 08:50:36 AM  
SteelPeart: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

I was quite the cunning linguist in HS meself.


Well, mine was actually in Jr. High. By high school I was putting rubbers on backwards and accidentally trying to go in the wrong hole.

 
Another Government Employee 2009-12-01 08:51:14 AM  
NovaeDeArx: Paul? Is that you?

Could be a relative.

 
exempli gratis [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:51:56 AM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I was tickled pink with the greats.
Grammar fail!
You should preview your comments, to avoid looking foolish.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:55:34 AM  
How is this not outside of statute of limitations?

 
Mayor Bee [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:56:33 AM  
exempli gratis: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I was tickled pink with the greats.

Grammar fail!
You should preview your comments, to avoid looking foolish.


Woosh!

 
Beauxnick 2009-12-01 09:01:07 AM  
Sybarite: Your fantasy, let me crush it.

Thanks, dick.

 
booger42 2009-12-01 09:02:33 AM  
I think improper fingering technique was funner, subby. Just my 2 centavos

 
mpfjr 2009-12-01 09:03:49 AM  
Pic of the HS girl from the article
www.popdarts.com

 
StarSys 2009-12-01 09:06:03 AM  
NovaeDeArx: Paul? Is that you?

Oh good. I am not the only one who saw Paul in that.

 
d3 2009-12-01 09:12:40 AM  
Leonie Beverly Pech - author of a report on "grabbing truant students through music"

That should have been a clue right there!

 
dittybopper 2009-12-01 09:13:20 AM  
benlonghair: How is this not outside of statute of limitations?

This.

What is the statute of limitations for this kind of thing in Austria? You would think that since the last 'incident' was in 1996, and even though the student reported it in 1997, and that it's been 13 years since the last incident, and at least 12 since the girl turned 18, that there has to be a point when you say "Sorry, too late".

 
All_Farked_Up 2009-12-01 09:15:05 AM  
mpfjr: Pic of the HS girl from the article

So this happened one time at band camp?

 
frostbyt 2009-12-01 09:16:23 AM  
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*sees pic of teacher*
*squints eyes*

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

 
royone 2009-12-01 09:28:22 AM  
TheRaven7: How long until we get rid of statutory rape laws?

pic.phyrefile.com

 
LewDux 2009-12-01 09:28:50 AM  
www.abc.net.au
forbiddenplanet.co.uk

Sisterhood of fingering

 
w_houle 2009-12-01 09:31:02 AM  
The teacher: Yeah I'd hit it... with a brick!

 
jonr 2009-12-01 09:33:08 AM  
frostbyt: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

*sees pic of teacher*
*squints eyes*

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap


One of my favorite FFUUU...

 
MBooda 2009-12-01 09:34:49 AM  
Er...not so sure...
www.myconfinedspace.com

 
Dialectic 2009-12-01 09:40:39 AM  
"Pech offered the girl a drink she called a Black Russian."

Yeah, baby...I love black russians!

Firt, some history about the delicacy...

This cocktail was created by the barman Gustave Tops, who worked at the Hotel Metropole in Brussels around 1950. He used to make this cocktail for the American ambassador Pearl Mesta, and he probably had no idea that the Black Russian would become a perennial favorite. It goes without saying that any cocktail with "Russian" in its name has vodka as a primary component.

If there is one drink that practically every bartender in the world knows, it is the Black Russian. Short of pouring equal shots of vodka and Kahlúa and drinking them, the Black Russian is one of the easiest drinks to mix at home.

White and Black Russians are among the few drinks that benefit from the ice melting in them, so serve either in a nice, hefty old-fashioned glass.


So, Imma make one right now...Cheers!

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dittybopper 2009-12-01 09:43:33 AM  
Dialectic:
So, Imma make one right now...Cheers!


Have her make one for me, too.

 
chewielouie 2009-12-01 09:46:31 AM  
Sybarite: Your fantasy, let me crush it.

And crushed it is. Thanks jack-hole.

 
LewDux 2009-12-01 09:50:26 AM  
Dialectic: "Pech offered the girl a drink she called a Black Russian."

Yeah, baby...I love black russians!


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Tigggy 2009-12-01 09:51:25 AM  
I'm sorry but that's Mac's mom.

thumbnails.hulu.com

 
gregory311 2009-12-01 10:04:47 AM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Doesn't count when you play with yourself.

 
exempli gratis [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 10:07:38 AM  
Mayor Bee: exempli gratis: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I was tickled pink with the greats.

Grammar fail!
You should preview your comments, to avoid looking foolish.

Woosh!


Try biting your lips before you blab, I am offended. Your acerbic little remarks hurt. I know you need to belittle someone, but why me now? Hav a gin and tonic and relax.

 
DROxINxTHExWIND 2009-12-01 10:10:06 AM  
gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Doesn't count when you play with yourself.


While your mother does tell me that the pussy is mine, technically speaking, I'm not playing with myself.

 
DGS 2009-12-01 10:13:00 AM  
In other news, I heard JFK was recently shot.

 
gregory311 2009-12-01 10:16:17 AM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Doesn't count when you play with yourself.

While your mother does tell me that the pussy is mine, technically speaking, I'm not playing with myself.


My mother has been dead for fifteen years. Thanks for playing.

 
AccuJack 2009-12-01 10:29:09 AM  
gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Doesn't count when you play with yourself.

While your mother does tell me that the pussy is mine, technically speaking, I'm not playing with myself.

My mother has been dead for fifteen years. Thanks for playing.


Now *that's* hot.

 
Flatulent_Flea [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 10:32:53 AM  
gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: gregory311: DROxINxTHExWIND: Nobody could touch my fingering technique in the late 80s. I tickled pink with the greats.

Doesn't count when you play with yourself.

While your mother does tell me that the pussy is mine, technically speaking, I'm not playing with myself.

My mother has been dead for fifteen years. Thanks for playing.


*fap*

 
HurricaneMikey 2009-12-01 10:46:14 AM  
I don't understand. I thought all hookers looked like Julia Roberts, and all lesbians looked like the chicks on the Girls Gone Wild videos.

Seeing the pictures posted here makes me wonder what else Hollywood has lied to me about...

 
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