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(The Morning Call) Weird Two men get probation over an oregano fight, thanks to a judge's sage decision   (mcall.com) divider line 27
More: Weird, Joshua C. Shiller, William F. Shelhamer, Lehigh Valley Data Center, probation, video game system, Assistant District Attorney Richard Pepper, PlayStation, Nathan Shiller  
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bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 05:43:03 AM  
So, they won't have to serve thyme.

 
#2 2009-12-01 07:58:24 AM  
"My soul is all on fire, and I must seek
The quenching stream, or perish. Come: draw near.
Give me The Drugs."

- 'The Fairy of the Lake' by John Thelwall (1801)

 
thamike [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:04:56 AM  
And the ADA's name is Pepper. Still, four months? Sounds like Pepper's trying to, um, curry favor from the state.

 
chappy62 2009-12-01 08:07:09 AM  
A salt charge?

 
self serve redemption 2009-12-01 08:07:19 AM  
Outside the courthouse, the media peppered them with questions.

 
thamike [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:12:19 AM  
self serve redemption: Outside the courthouse, the media peppered them with questions.

At least they were seasoned journalists.

 
Golvernaut 2009-12-01 08:14:09 AM  
I can't believe the reasons to fight some people are cumin up with.

 
mr_a [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:16:44 AM  
I could never be a judge. After I stopped laughing, I would have sentenced them all to life without parole-sort of as a public service to the planet.

 
puketoy 2009-12-01 08:17:24 AM  
No jail time, the anise is safe.

 
MogKupo 2009-12-01 08:39:21 AM  
Parsley.

 
ColPapa 2009-12-01 08:50:27 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Hey, Buddy.

 
What Would Emilio Estevez Do 2009-12-01 09:02:03 AM  
Make sure it goes in all fields so this thread doesn't get bumped.

/That's how it works, right?

 
okami36 2009-12-01 09:15:17 AM  
aprecioderobado.com

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 09:16:06 AM  
This won't seem so funny when you everyone else realizes what these people obviously know. Oregano is the key to faster than light space travel. Spice must flow!

 
jimpoz 2009-12-01 09:19:46 AM  
This came down under the allspices of the judicial system.

 
Hydr0Carb0n 2009-12-01 09:24:59 AM  
came for the chan reference, leaving satisfied.

 
bdub77 2009-12-01 09:34:43 AM  
What a bunch of dillweeds.

 
42 by ten 2009-12-01 09:39:35 AM  
pot.

 
MBooda 2009-12-01 09:42:47 AM  
This has all the makings of an herban legend.

 
Warren G. Harding [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 09:46:20 AM  
Mrs. Dash was unavailable for comment.

 
chappy62 2009-12-01 10:41:47 AM  
They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the Lawry's.

 
Savage Bacon 2009-12-01 12:58:12 PM  
tech.mit.edu

/representing the defense
//hot like code red

 
grizzlyjohnson 2009-12-01 02:01:41 PM  
They weren't fighting over a toy, the dumbass with the fake pot should have expected a beating. Did he think they weren't going to notice?

 
thamike [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 02:33:27 PM  
grizzlyjohnson: They weren't fighting over a toy, the dumbass with the fake pot should have expected a beating. Did he think they weren't going to notice?

Wasn't it the friend of the guy with the fake pot who delivered the beating? I thought the victim was the one with the Playstation.

 
OLD FARTK 2009-12-01 02:51:15 PM  
Will they get some jail thyme out of this.
Is Rosemary around.
Shoulda smoked a little dill weed.
Does Pepper really have grounds for this case?

 
grizzlyjohnson 2009-12-01 03:25:35 PM  
thamike: grizzlyjohnson: They weren't fighting over a toy, the dumbass with the fake pot should have expected a beating. Did he think they weren't going to notice?

Wasn't it the friend of the guy with the fake pot who delivered the beating? I thought the victim was the one with the Playstation.


Yeah, you're right. I guess just because he got jacked doesn't mean he was bad enough to do something about it :)

 
Osomatic [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 05:44:39 PM  
MogKupo: Parsley.

No reason to get parsleymonious about it.

 
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