Where does it say 'girl'?

I still remember my very first kiss. Her name was Michelle Barnes. She was 13 and hands-down the cutest girl in the whole 8th-grade.

To this day I can't believe she agreed to go out with me.

My Mom drove us to the theater -- we sat totally silent in the back of the station wagon, neither one of us knowing what to say.

At the movie I bought her soda and popcorn, and I spent the entire movie very aware of the fact that her elbow and mine were touching.

Finally, as the movie's happy ending unspooled I turned to her and, acting on some impulse I can't name, I leaned over and kissed her. It was amazing, magical.

I still remember the movie, too. It was called "Wall-E."

/thank you Steve Martin

they grow up so fast these days, bus drivers.

Edward?

Meh, the old guy probably said something innocent and it was blown up out of proportion. Thanks to ParanoiAmerica.

FTA: the student was the last to get off the bus

He just wanted a piece of the pie.

He asked me for sex too!!!

What, you want proof?

/shifty-eyes

I've been wanting to move back to my hometown. Maybe I can get a job as a bus driver...

LaChanz: Where does it say 'girl'?

Good point

/reread the whole thing, can't even find any use of his/her or he/she in reference to the student

Quentin Beaver?

(The theater guy, not the football player)

My Teachers said I would never amount to aything, now I drive the school bus!

OldPedoFromFamilyGuy.jpg

Portsmouth Superintendent of Schools Ed McDonough said the school investigated and found that phone conversations took place between the driver and the student, but he would not say how many.

Well that's certainly curious.

You never know until you ask.

the wheels on the bus go
round and round,
round and round,
round and round..

the zippers on the bus go
up and down,
up and down,
up and down...

HotWingConspiracy: Portsmouth Superintendent of Schools Ed McDonough said the school investigated and found that phone conversations took place between the driver and the student, but he would not say how many.

Well that's certainly curious.

Definitely strange. Who would do such a thing?

/read it in an Edward Norton voice

I thought girls were all into werewolves these days:



/wikilink

Isn't this the plot for Twilight 3?

She was in 8th grade for 4 years? What a winner.

flyingmonkeysreign: LaChanz: Where does it say 'girl'?

Good point

/reread the whole thing, can't even find any use of his/her or he/she in reference to the student

In all fairness this (new window) link does say female. And yes, I did submit this with a better headline.

More details here


"Mr. McKenney approached the child and asked if she would have sex with him, and she's a 13-year-old student on his bus," Portsmouth police Capt. Corey MacDonald said.

adp1215: the wheels on the bus go
round and round,
round and round,
round and round..

the zippers on the bus go
up and down,
up and down,
up and down...

A+ I snorted!

This girl was in the 8th grade for four years?

randomstranger: She was in 8th grade for 4 years? What a winner.

That would make her 17. If he could have just waited one more year. Maybe he was scared this would be the year she finally passed.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I still remember my very first kiss. Her name was Michelle Barnes. She was 13 and hands-down the cutest girl in the whole 8th-grade.

To this day I can't believe she agreed to go out with me.

My Mom drove us to the theater -- we sat totally silent in the back of the station wagon, neither one of us knowing what to say.

At the movie I bought her soda and popcorn, and I spent the entire movie very aware of the fact that her elbow and mine were touching.

Finally, as the movie's happy ending unspooled I turned to her and, acting on some impulse I can't name, I leaned over and kissed her. It was amazing, magical.

I still remember the movie, too. It was called "Wall-E."

/thank you Steve Martin

Uhmm... So whats supposed to be more disturbing to me? The fact that you, as an adult kissed a 13yr old girl on a date? Or is it that you needed your mom to drive you in a stationwagon? Or that you went to see Wall-E?

Richie...would you do me a favor and...

So even just asking is a crime these days? Lame.

Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.

FishInABowl: So even just asking is a crime these days? Lame.

Maybe his manners weren't up to par.

LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.

LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.

Why would one want to drive if you could fly? Do you really need two classy modes of transportation? That's the problem with kids today--they always want more than they need.

1nsanilicious: Uhmm... So whats supposed to be more disturbing to me? The fact that you, as an adult kissed a 13yr old girl on a date? Or is it that you needed your mom to drive you in a stationwagon? Or that you went to see Wall-E?

What's your problem with WALL-E?

Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.



really?...just for, uh, future reference, what line did he use?

1nsanilicious: Uhmm... So whats supposed to be more disturbing to me? The fact that you, as an adult kissed a 13yr old girl on a date? Or is it that you needed your mom to drive you in a stationwagon? Or that you went to see Wall-E?

That their elbows were touching the entire time. They sound to fat to fit in their seats.

Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.

Gross.

Christian Bale: Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.



really?...just for, uh, future reference, what line did he use?

I'm guessing she mistook his meaning and thought he meant he owned a whole continent.

Christian Bale: really?...just for, uh, future reference, what line did he use?

"Now that your beloved mother is dead, you're going to have to be the woman of the house..."

Christian Bale: Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.



really?...just for, uh, future reference, what line did he use?

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Are you a pedophile?

LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.

This is exactly what pisses me off- if he was good looking enough, he could be a hundred years old and obsessed with a teenager and not only would it be okay, millions of teenagers would read a book or watch a movie about it and want the same thing for themselves.

/twinkle twinkle

HotWingConspiracy: Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.

Gross.


I know. It kind of is.... but he was quite sexy really. Spoke 5 languages...very smart. I ended up leaving him for a stupid cowboy my age. That I think was a much bigger mistake.

I love the "must stay away from children under 18" bit.


Like there's some other kind...

If he hadn't waited for 4 years he would have been only 56, which wouldn't be as bad.

Poppyale: HotWingConspiracy: Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.

Gross.


I know. It kind of is.... but he was quite sexy really. Spoke 5 languages...very smart. I ended up leaving him for a stupid cowboy my age. That I think was a much bigger mistake.

Did he mention anything about the Great Pyramid?

Dad ?

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon...

/mandatory

Poppyale: HotWingConspiracy: Poppyale: LarryDan43: Look dude, maybe if you looked younger, sparkled in the sunlight, drove a nice car and could fly. Otherwise you're just another sick pervert.



Exactly! I dated a 56 year old when I was 25. But he did NOT look like this guy.

Gross.


I know. It kind of is.... but he was quite sexy really. Spoke 5 languages...very smart. I ended up leaving him for a stupid cowboy my age. That I think was a much bigger mistake.

Cowboys never stay home and they're always alone, even with someone they love. They ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold, and they'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold

/at least so says Willie Nelson

pinguin: I love the "must stay away from children under 18" bit.


Like there's some other kind...

In this day and age there's children of all ages.
So many people never really grow up.

Sick tag on vacation or something?