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(NJ.com) Sad Owner of the Three Stooges Deli moidered   (nj.com) divider line 52
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demanton [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 03:40:52 AM  
Union Township! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 04:09:18 AM  
Probably a wiseguy.

 
Coleslaw 2009-12-01 04:31:06 AM  
Why, I oughta...

 
MinnesotaJack 2009-12-01 04:31:19 AM  
Say. what's the big Idea

 
nucular bum 2009-12-01 04:32:11 AM  
I guess he reminded his murderer to kill him later, after all.

 
zilch365 2009-12-01 04:34:34 AM  
Nyuck nyuck nyuck. *Bang* OW! ah Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

 
dj42 2009-12-01 04:35:57 AM  
nuk nuk nuk?

/3 stooges video (new window) (can I Godwin by proxy?)
//jah!

 
Hoopy Frood 2009-12-01 04:36:42 AM  
The deli must have run out of Moelarry cheese.

 
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay 2009-12-01 04:37:20 AM  
In Joisey no less

 
zilch365 2009-12-01 04:38:15 AM  
dj42: nuk nuk nuk?

/3 stooges video (new window) (can I Godwin by proxy?)
//jah!


There is no Godwin because there is no argument when it comes to the Stooges.

 
yarnothuntin [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 04:38:33 AM  
He was a victim of soycimstance.

 
dj42 2009-12-01 04:38:43 AM  
///by the way, i never realized robert dinero played a stooge as hitler.

 
Inchoate 2009-12-01 04:41:55 AM  
Wow, I didn't know "slay" could now be used as a noun in that context. Way to go, Joisey.

 
Kwisatzhaderach 2009-12-01 04:47:55 AM  
www.tvshowsondvd.net

Did you say, "Moider"?

 
puuukeey [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 04:48:54 AM  
see if he ran his deli like the millburn deli he would only have friends.

almost.

 
bigwave 2009-12-01 04:52:04 AM  
www.etsu.edu

Wanted For Questioning.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 04:54:59 AM  
He was hit in the head with canned coin.

 
phrawgh 2009-12-01 05:04:19 AM  
Come 'ere you... Why I oudda....

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 05:08:04 AM  
Artist's recreation of the crime...super-genius.org

 
sc0tts0 2009-12-01 05:08:49 AM  
Hey Moe!

 
rodeofrog 2009-12-01 05:14:48 AM  
If only he knew to put his hand in front of his nose, the killer couldn't possibly poke his eyes out.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 05:15:05 AM  
Spread out!

 
Stibbons [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-12-01 05:23:13 AM  
Autopsy to be handled by Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, and Dr. Fine.

 
walrusonion [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 05:51:51 AM  
Stibbons: Autopsy to be handled by Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, and Dr. Fine.

and the last will and testament will be handled by the Dewey, Cheetum and Howe firm.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 05:53:09 AM  
Stibbons: Autopsy to be handled by Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, and Dr. Fine.

FAIL. That would be Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 06:26:23 AM  
gopher321: Probably a wiseguy.

Somehow, I don't think too many Mohinder Singhs are on the books.

/"Wiseguy" has different connotations in North Jersey, chucklehead.

 
Ted Haggard's Poop-Stained Replicock 2009-12-01 06:49:00 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: gopher321: Probably a wiseguy.

Somehow, I don't think too many Mohinder Singhs are on the books.

/"Wiseguy" has different connotations in North Jersey, chucklehead.


You don't say!

 
ChuckyV 2009-12-01 06:50:45 AM  
For duty and humanity!

 
Another Government Employee 2009-12-01 06:55:09 AM  
Mop Top wig left at scene, along with large stick.

 
nobodycaneatfiftyeggs 2009-12-01 06:58:35 AM  
FTFA: ...prosecutors identified the victim as 41-year-old Mohinder Singh, the deli's owner...

With Mo gone, Larry and Curly are beyond themselves with grief.

 
thntx 2009-12-01 07:18:10 AM  
Hey! A microphony!

 
6655321 2009-12-01 07:23:33 AM  
Violent Is The Word For Curley


Moe: Hey Puddin'head, how much would you charge to haunt a house?
Corley: How many rooms?
Moe: Ten
Curley: With bath?

 
Dog Welder 2009-12-01 07:45:55 AM  
I believe the proper term is "moiderized."

 
Circus Midget 2009-12-01 07:59:04 AM  
When he sticks his fist out and says, "Hit this." Don't do it. It's never worth the risk.

 
moops 2009-12-01 08:00:16 AM  
Which Three Stooges?

Moe, Larry, and Curly?
Moe, Larry, and Shemp?
Moe, Larry, and Joe?
Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe?
Moe, Emil, and Curly Joe?
Curly Joe, Mousie, and Frank?

 
jtr 2009-12-01 08:11:26 AM  
No, it was Iggy Pop, Dave Alexander and Ron Asheton, later replaced by Mike Watt

 
reddc 2009-12-01 08:51:55 AM  
I thought it was JFK, MLK & Malcom X,
Aisle seat

 
rnatalie [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 08:54:45 AM  
Manny Moe and Jack?

A microphonie.
With a phony at the mike.
Shut up numbskull I'm broadcasting

 
wildcardjack 2009-12-01 08:58:28 AM  
reddc: I thought it was JFK, MLK & Malcom X,
Aisle seat


Please, everyone knows only two of those were stooges.

 
TheDeathMerchant 2009-12-01 09:18:43 AM  
yarnothuntin: He was a victim of soycimstance.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

 
bikerbob59 2009-12-01 09:19:12 AM  
Will the suspect be represented by Dewey, Cheatum and Howe??

 
busboy207 2009-12-01 09:35:52 AM  
If only he had some Wild Hyacinth...

 
Jingo Django Mourning 2009-12-01 09:53:39 AM  
I believe Shemp was quoted as saying, "Eeb-bee-bee-bee-bee!"

 
The Malingerer 2009-12-01 10:01:57 AM  
snarkerati.com
Moyda!

 
gentfx 2009-12-01 10:41:17 AM  
demanton: Union Township! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

+1

NObody knows what the fark I'm talking about when I go into that biatcheers, sir.

 
krusher 2009-12-01 10:56:31 AM  
gentfx: Union Township! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

Wasn't it "Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned... ??

 
UHC2005 2009-12-01 11:02:58 AM  
ChuckyV: For duty and humanity!

"We're mighty proud of you, you've done a wonderful thing for humanity! And when we leave here, we'll go right to the President's office and..."

"We won't say a word about it!"

/Look! A great big giant green canary!
//Yes, from memory
///Vuh-Vuh Voo, Vuh-Vuh Voo!

 
mojo_the_helper_monkey [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 11:13:37 AM  
That's not funny.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 12:53:32 PM  
Mohinder?

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
TicTacSir 2009-12-01 08:34:38 PM  
Gentlemen!

Who walked in the room?

 
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