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(Huffington Post) Fail Former Miss Argentina dies from cosmetic buttocks surgery - and she thought all her problems were behind her   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 131
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FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 12:15:29 AM  
Don't cry for me.

 
mcwebe0 2009-12-01 12:19:23 AM  
St. Peter: So, what happened to you?

Miss Argentina: I died due to complications from ass surgery.

St. Peter: ...

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 03:39:07 AM  
Grim Reaper "Yeah, I tapped that ass."

 
haddie 2009-12-01 05:54:39 AM  
She is about to become the butt of all jokes.

 
haddie 2009-12-01 05:57:02 AM  
music.ninemsn.com.au

...shifts nervously in his chair.

 
Sir_Spanksalot 2009-12-01 05:58:41 AM  
The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not

 
pestluvr 2009-12-01 06:04:26 AM  
What an ass.

 
fknra 2009-12-01 06:06:15 AM  
What a disASSter.....

/all i got
//3am
///going to bed now

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 06:10:50 AM  
Looks like she got it in the end...

 
jonr 2009-12-01 06:11:26 AM  
for some reason it reminded me of this.

 
WFern 2009-12-01 06:12:25 AM  
GIS result for "butt implant."

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

Holy god almighty...

 
Badgerlad 2009-12-01 06:12:58 AM  
She sounds butthurt...

 
buddyrtr 2009-12-01 06:14:03 AM  
Maybe she should have "assed" for a second opinion before doing the surgery?

 
DubyaHater 2009-12-01 06:14:15 AM  
Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not


life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get. Apparently some people get dead from cosmetic surgery on their ass. Farking amazing. Was she really that desperate to hold on to her "youthful looks"? Go join a gym and run a little bit, unless the genetic Latin ass was really starting to grow out of control.

/DNRTFA
//just want pics
///from her Miss Argentina days
////not corpse pics
//sickos

 
WFern 2009-12-01 06:14:29 AM  
haddie: ...shifts nervously in his chair.

Sorry, Kanye's mom, but Michael Jackson had some of the worst plastic surgery of all time.

/ALL TIME

 
chupathingie 2009-12-01 06:14:38 AM  
Dammit... can't even call that a Darwin, she's already reproduced. Lets hope for her kids that her particular stupid was nurture-derived.

/now that I've damned myself to hell, I feel sorry for her kids. Tragic to lose your mom.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 06:16:59 AM  
Rectum? ...

/I'll be here all night
//Try the veal

 
Bindyree 2009-12-01 06:17:41 AM  
Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.

obscure? Hope not


"They gave YOU.. the Congressional Medal Of Honor."

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-12-01 06:21:18 AM  
Something bit me!

 
RickInBarHarbor 2009-12-01 06:22:58 AM  
A Facebook fan page includes some pics.
Link (new window)

 
PolarBoy 2009-12-01 06:26:25 AM  
She could have had a great carear.

 
This space intentionaly left blank 2009-12-01 06:29:01 AM  
I told her all that cosmetic/plastic surgery was going to her head!!!

 
castufari 2009-12-01 06:29:33 AM  
RickInBarHarbor: A Facebook fan page includes some pics.
Link (new window)


Legs....dayyyyyyum.

 
Deez Nutz 2009-12-01 06:33:26 AM  
DubyaHater: Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get. Apparently some people get dead from cosmetic surgery on their ass. Farking amazing. Was she really that desperate to hold on to her "youthful looks"? Go join a gym and run a little bit, unless the genetic Latin ass was really starting to grow out of control.

/DNRTFA
//just want pics
///from her Miss Argentina days
////not corpse pics
//sickos


Dear Latina ladies,

If your Genetic Latin Ass is growing out of control, don't die from cosmetic surgery trying to get rid of it. Just come over to my house. Let me appreciate you and your Genetic Latina Ass just the way both of you are. EIP.

Besos & beijos,
Deez Nutz

/can has latina booty thread?

 
Vangor 2009-12-01 06:36:34 AM  
Her condition deteriorated until she suffered the embolism.

...and soon thereafter her body deteriorated.

 
Fluorescent Testicle 2009-12-01 06:36:38 AM  
No img1.fark.net tag, subby? You missed a real opportunity there.

 
DarthBart 2009-12-01 06:44:50 AM  
the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

Cranial rectalitis.

 
bohab 2009-12-01 06:45:39 AM  
What an ass in need of surgery may look like.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/623/sassybutt22feb2007.jpg
NSFW

 
Adingo8mybb 2009-12-01 06:52:49 AM  
JonnyBGoode: Rectum? ...

/I'll be here all night
//Try the veal


Cheeky...

 
Malachilenomade 2009-12-01 07:00:40 AM  
WFern: GIS result for "butt implant."

Holy god almighty...


That is just wrong! I like woman's ass just as much as the next guy, but how can a woman have that done to her and go "Oh yeah, now I'm sexy!"

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:00:42 AM  
Bummer

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:02:29 AM  
Malachilenomade: WFern: GIS result for "butt implant."

Holy god almighty...

That is just wrong! I like woman's ass just as much as the next guy, but how can a woman have that done to her and go "Oh yeah, now I'm sexy!"


Its meant to be seen in jeans, not nude. Just like breast implants look good under a bra, but not laying flat on the chest. I'm not condoning it, I just see what she was going for.

 
Chevello 2009-12-01 07:05:04 AM  
Deez Nutz:

Dear Latina ladies,

If your Genetic Latin Ass is growing out of control, don't die from cosmetic surgery trying to get rid of it. Just come over to my house. Let me appreciate you and your Genetic Latina Ass just the way both of you are. EIP.

Besos & beijos,
Deez Nutz

/can has latina booty thread?

I can see one of the finer things in life does not go unappreciated here at Fark.

/I can really get behind this

 
Rindred 2009-12-01 07:09:38 AM  
Came here for the Jill St. John pix from "Diamonds are Forever," left disappointed.

 
ratboy [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:10:07 AM  
Best you could do, subby?
You're not even trying.

 
untaken_name 2009-12-01 07:14:35 AM  
A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

 
Chaghatai 2009-12-01 07:19:55 AM  
Just think - some ATG squats could have saved a life...

 
GungFu 2009-12-01 07:21:12 AM  
silly arse

 
Dear Jerk 2009-12-01 07:27:21 AM  
I used to think 'Walter Cronkite' and 'news leader' when I heard 'CBS,' but no more.

 
Badgerlad 2009-12-01 07:27:29 AM  
untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

All out of feelgood fluff, went into the "real estate agent buys groceries" thread.

 
etymxris 2009-12-01 07:29:19 AM  
untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2009-12-01 07:40:34 AM  
Jennifer Lopez: Hi ladies. I want to take a moment and talk to you about a serious problem: Latino Enlarged Ass Syndrome. Eat year, dozens of women desiring a Latino Ass do ridiculous things to themselves. Many of these women may have LEAS. Here with me today, is Hugh Jass.

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure. I also played Richard Head in "Road Rage on Interstate 24 - Don't Give Me the Finger Jerk!" and Jack Me Koff in "Safe Sex for Teens". I'm Hugh Hass. Wouldn't you ladies like a piece of me? Just a little nibble to round out those corners?

JLo: You don't have to say no to Hugh. But you can try and get that shapely butt naturally. Try working out or rubbing toilet paper on it. Resist Hugh when he suggests plastic surgery. Just as I have done all these years.

TM: Hey baby. Your looking a little flat. Can I pump you up?

JLo: What? What do you see? Is there a problem back there?

TM: No baby. You look fine. The script said "Tell JLo her butt looked weird."

JLo: Weird? That's it. I need you now Hugh Jass! I'm yours. take me! Grab it! Grab it!

TM: I want to thank my manager for this! You really earned your 35%!

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:42:38 AM  
etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.


I'll go with this one. The woman could afford all the therapy in the world, but instead she chose to go with a fake ass.

 
untaken_name 2009-12-01 07:44:46 AM  
etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.


Who *deserves* sympathy? I thought it was something you gave away, I didn't realize that one had to be ugly in order to earn it.
You might not feel that her death means anything, but I guarantee you her kid doesn't feel the same way. But then, that child's mother was physically attractive when she died, so that kid deserves no sympathy either, I guess.

 
Archmage of Mampang 2009-12-01 07:45:41 AM  
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:46:40 AM  
Rindred: Came here for the Jill St. John pix from "Diamonds are Forever," left disappointed.

Though her cheekiness is quite fetching, I always preferred this view of
Ms. St. John:

www.chinadaily.com.cn

 
untaken_name 2009-12-01 07:47:17 AM  
gadian: etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

I'll go with this one. The woman could afford all the therapy in the world, but instead she chose to go with a fake ass.


So if I make choices that you don't agree with, I deserve death? Is that the main takeaway here?

 
exempli gratis [TotalFark] 2009-12-01 07:48:08 AM  
untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Grammar fail!
You left out the operative verb, so your sentence doesn't make sense.
This is the internet; learn how to type.

/would've given her a non lethal butt implant
//that was a euphemism

 
untaken_name 2009-12-01 07:52:02 AM  
exempli gratis: Grammar fail!

A TFer who apparently doesn't read too much fark. I'd say it was surprising, but I'm not a big fan of lying.

 
moops 2009-12-01 07:52:04 AM  
Nobody can be the real Alexis Texas.

 
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