Don't cry for me.

St. Peter: So, what happened to you?

Miss Argentina: I died due to complications from ass surgery.

St. Peter: ...

Grim Reaper "Yeah, I tapped that ass."

She is about to become the butt of all jokes.

...shifts nervously in his chair.

The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not

What an ass.

What a disASSter.....

/all i got
//3am
///going to bed now

Looks like she got it in the end...

for some reason it reminded me of this.

GIS result for "butt implant."



Holy god almighty...

She sounds butthurt...

Maybe she should have "assed" for a second opinion before doing the surgery?

Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get. Apparently some people get dead from cosmetic surgery on their ass. Farking amazing. Was she really that desperate to hold on to her "youthful looks"? Go join a gym and run a little bit, unless the genetic Latin ass was really starting to grow out of control.

/DNRTFA
//just want pics
///from her Miss Argentina days
////not corpse pics
//sickos

haddie: ...shifts nervously in his chair.

Sorry, Kanye's mom, but Michael Jackson had some of the worst plastic surgery of all time.

/ALL TIME

Dammit... can't even call that a Darwin, she's already reproduced. Lets hope for her kids that her particular stupid was nurture-derived.

/now that I've damned myself to hell, I feel sorry for her kids. Tragic to lose your mom.

Rectum? ...

/I'll be here all night
//Try the veal

Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.

obscure? Hope not

"They gave YOU.. the Congressional Medal Of Honor."

Something bit me!

A Facebook fan page includes some pics.
Link (new window)

She could have had a great carear.

I told her all that cosmetic/plastic surgery was going to her head!!!

RickInBarHarbor: A Facebook fan page includes some pics.
Link (new window)

Legs....dayyyyyyum.

DubyaHater: Sir_Spanksalot: The Army calls that, " the million dollar wound"

But the Army must keep that money, I ain't seen a nickel of that money.


obscure? Hope not

life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you gonna get. Apparently some people get dead from cosmetic surgery on their ass. Farking amazing. Was she really that desperate to hold on to her "youthful looks"? Go join a gym and run a little bit, unless the genetic Latin ass was really starting to grow out of control.

/DNRTFA
//just want pics
///from her Miss Argentina days
////not corpse pics
//sickos

Dear Latina ladies,

If your Genetic Latin Ass is growing out of control, don't die from cosmetic surgery trying to get rid of it. Just come over to my house. Let me appreciate you and your Genetic Latina Ass just the way both of you are. EIP.

Besos & beijos,
Deez Nutz

/can has latina booty thread?

Her condition deteriorated until she suffered the embolism.

...and soon thereafter her body deteriorated.

No tag, subby? You missed a real opportunity there.

the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

Cranial rectalitis.

What an ass in need of surgery may look like.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/623/sassybutt22feb2007.jpg
NSFW

JonnyBGoode: Rectum? ...

/I'll be here all night
//Try the veal

Cheeky...

WFern: GIS result for "butt implant."

Holy god almighty...

That is just wrong! I like woman's ass just as much as the next guy, but how can a woman have that done to her and go "Oh yeah, now I'm sexy!"

Bummer

Malachilenomade: WFern: GIS result for "butt implant."

Holy god almighty...

That is just wrong! I like woman's ass just as much as the next guy, but how can a woman have that done to her and go "Oh yeah, now I'm sexy!"

Its meant to be seen in jeans, not nude. Just like breast implants look good under a bra, but not laying flat on the chest. I'm not condoning it, I just see what she was going for.

Deez Nutz:

Dear Latina ladies,

If your Genetic Latin Ass is growing out of control, don't die from cosmetic surgery trying to get rid of it. Just come over to my house. Let me appreciate you and your Genetic Latina Ass just the way both of you are. EIP.

Besos & beijos,
Deez Nutz

/can has latina booty thread?

I can see one of the finer things in life does not go unappreciated here at Fark.

/I can really get behind this

Came here for the Jill St. John pix from "Diamonds are Forever," left disappointed.

Best you could do, subby?
You're not even trying.

A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Just think - some ATG squats could have saved a life...

silly arse

I used to think 'Walter Cronkite' and 'news leader' when I heard 'CBS,' but no more.

untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

All out of feelgood fluff, went into the "real estate agent buys groceries" thread.

untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

Jennifer Lopez: Hi ladies. I want to take a moment and talk to you about a serious problem: Latino Enlarged Ass Syndrome. Eat year, dozens of women desiring a Latino Ass do ridiculous things to themselves. Many of these women may have LEAS. Here with me today, is Hugh Jass.

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure. I also played Richard Head in "Road Rage on Interstate 24 - Don't Give Me the Finger Jerk!" and Jack Me Koff in "Safe Sex for Teens". I'm Hugh Hass. Wouldn't you ladies like a piece of me? Just a little nibble to round out those corners?

JLo: You don't have to say no to Hugh. But you can try and get that shapely butt naturally. Try working out or rubbing toilet paper on it. Resist Hugh when he suggests plastic surgery. Just as I have done all these years.

TM: Hey baby. Your looking a little flat. Can I pump you up?

JLo: What? What do you see? Is there a problem back there?

TM: No baby. You look fine. The script said "Tell JLo her butt looked weird."

JLo: Weird? That's it. I need you now Hugh Jass! I'm yours. take me! Grab it! Grab it!

TM: I want to thank my manager for this! You really earned your 35%!

etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

I'll go with this one. The woman could afford all the therapy in the world, but instead she chose to go with a fake ass.

etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

Who *deserves* sympathy? I thought it was something you gave away, I didn't realize that one had to be ugly in order to earn it.
You might not feel that her death means anything, but I guarantee you her kid doesn't feel the same way. But then, that child's mother was physically attractive when she died, so that kid deserves no sympathy either, I guess.

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

Rindred: Came here for the Jill St. John pix from "Diamonds are Forever," left disappointed.

Though her cheekiness is quite fetching, I always preferred this view of
Ms. St. John:

gadian: etymxris: untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Someone with a nearly perfect body who dies from complications from cosmetic surgery deserves no sympathy. None.

I'll go with this one. The woman could afford all the therapy in the world, but instead she chose to go with a fake ass.

So if I make choices that you don't agree with, I deserve death? Is that the main takeaway here?

untaken_name: A whole thread full of heartless jackasses. Did I accidentally the politics tab again?

Grammar fail!
You left out the operative verb, so your sentence doesn't make sense.
This is the internet; learn how to type.

/would've given her a non lethal butt implant
//that was a euphemism

exempli gratis: Grammar fail!

A TFer who apparently doesn't read too much fark. I'd say it was surprising, but I'm not a big fan of lying.

Nobody can be the real Alexis Texas.