Eh, happens to everyone.

If Wendy's didn't have the audacity to serve square-shaped patties, they wouldn't be targeted in the first place.

Hell, maybe get WAY more cautious and just rob a different Wendy's altogether.

PPL_Wannabe: Eh, happens to everyone.

In some cultures it's considered a rite of passage.

Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Stephen Gurka

thats better

Michigan.

Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Mom?

/yall are slacking.

My mom never gets off the fry station so I'm clear to stick up the Wendy's drive-thru anytime I like.

I have this horrible feeling that they are big fans of ICP. Execute them.

rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

Sumo Surfer: If Wendy's didn't have the audacity to serve square-shaped patties, they wouldn't be targeted in the first place.

And the whole "Dave from Wendys is an orphan" crap is just Democrat Right Wing propaganda created by the Beef Council/Jewish Masons to sell more tracking device impregnated burgers to the sheeple of this country.

Power to the Poultry!

Sumo Surfer: If Wendy's didn't have the audacity to serve square-shaped patties, they wouldn't be targeted in the first place.

because meat naturally comes in circles.

/sigh

Well that's gonna be an awkward Christmas dinner

Subby's mom served me chili and a baked potato with sour cream and chives. Yeah.

Or make sure she IS working, and split the money with her for cooperating.

Zacchi's 22-year-old girlfriend, Amanda Lee Yost, is also accused of being the driver of the getaway car. Through tears in court Monday, she told the judge she wanted to be released to see her three children -- 18-month-old twins and a 2-year-old.

Nice.

gorgor: Bill_Wick's_Friend: My mom never gets off the fry station so I'm clear to stick up the Wendy's drive-thru anytime I like.

Well I did so that's ok :)

So how long have you been working at Wendy's, Gorgor?

rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

She wants to be a pediatrician.

Dearborn is not Dearborn Heights. Think of Dearborn Heights as a buffer between Detroit and part of Dearborn.

Is this the mother?

Another sign of the disintegration of traditional family values in Obama's America.

rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

Well, she seems classy.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Or make sure she IS working, and split the money with her for cooperating.

Seriously. This dumbass apparently wasn't paying attention in Robbery 101.

Someone will be getting a frosty reception this holiday season.

Sumo Surfer: If Wendy's didn't have the audacity to serve square-shaped patties, they wouldn't be targeted in the first place.

A decade or two ago, Wendy's ran ads making fun of other fast food places for having square-shaped fish patties. WTF who were they to mock?

mrtimo: Is this the mother?

No. Either this is the mother, or it is the sister of the mother.

Well, maybe if she hadn't stopped bringing them delicious Wendy's burgers, fries and desserts then they wouldn't have had to commit armed robbery.

/And take that silly twat's three kids away. STAT!

atomic-age: rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

She wants to be a pediatrician.

I think reading her profile gave me cancer...

I prefer GorgerKing, myself

rebelyell2006: mrtimo: Is this the mother?

No. Either this is the mother, or it is the sister of the mother.

reference is too obscure even for Fark? really

gorgor 2009-11-30 10:33:37 PM APPROVES http://tinyurl.com/yhps32g (copy and paste, NSFW)
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That's totally what I guessed when I saw it too.

/You're amazing.

Ponzholio: atomic-age: rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

She wants to be a pediatrician.

I think reading her profile gave me cancer...

It gave me the herpes.

im ah very opened minded person and can get along with almost anyone except two faced fake people, and basically just wanna talk to some cool females on here, for friends or more. i basically like having fun and that usally means doing whatever the person im with likes because i can have fun doing almost anything, so hit me up and message me some time, by the way im jason

and

I'm 21 wit 3 beautiful babies. I have 2 wonderful sisters. I'm a medical assistant, I really want to be a pediatrician. I spend most of my time wit my kids. I'm very pretty, smart, fun, outgoin, motivated, sweet,SEXY, I'm one of the realest ppl u will meet, I speak my mind n tell u exactly how i feel bout u, I hate fake ppl, i ain't scared of ne1, i neva back down, i'll kill 4 my family, n I'm very very BOSSY!

Yeah, if you two globs of feces could see your way to getting flushed, I'd appreciate it.

Joke's on you Subby.

Mom works at Whataburger now.

Massive conspiracy theory: Mom was in on the robbery. Realized she forgot to turn off the camera or some shiat. Turned son over to save her job at the Wendys.

/he wasn't gonna 'mount to anything anyways.

For mom this was the last straw when her Coke head son got himself into a pickle. Good thing he didn't ice anyone. He could have fried for that.

I'm 21 wit 3 beautiful babies.

Lovely.

Zacchi's 22-year-old girlfriend, Amanda Lee Yost, is also accused of being the driver of the getaway car. Through tears in court Monday, she told the judge she wanted to be released to see her three children -- 18-month-old twins and a 2-year-old.

Irish triplets?

Someone's in biggie trouble.

I'm 21 wit 3 beautiful babies.

21. 3 kids. Uses the term 'wit' multiple times.

My kind of lady.

numbone: For mom this was the last straw when her Coke head son got himself into a pickle. Good thing he didn't ice anyone. He could have fried for that.

After they left the scene, police were able to ketchup with them quickly.

Do_Not_Want: Ponzholio: atomic-age: rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: Sir Charles: Dearborn MI huh

Jason Zacchi

wtf there's still white people there?

Apparently so.

Oh, and there's another.

She wants to be a pediatrician.

I think reading her profile gave me cancer...

It gave me the herpes.

It gave me genital warts. On my eyes.

gorgor (favorite) 2009-11-30 11:06:51 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: I prefer GorgerKing, myself

OM NOM NOM
http://tinyurl.com/yehzjf8
(copy and paste, NSFW)

/heh, heh

DaBishop: I'm 21 wit 3 beautiful babies.

21. 3 kids. Uses the term 'wit' multiple times.

My kind of lady.

She's very intelligent.

She'll forgive him; loser's moms always do. It's safe to assume that this isn't the first problem this boy has had but the others are water over the dam, this one will be too. OTOH, your mom remembers the time three years ago when you forgot to put the garbage out.

I love this thread, etc.

Did he tell his girlfriend to stay frosty before he went inside?

God Damn! Freckles!

I love you, Gorgor. Will you marry me?