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(CBS News) Scary "Teen stabbed in Anaconda." Ouch   (montanasnewsstation.com) divider line 89
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TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 10:12:41 PM  
Python it and run some laps.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-30 10:28:34 PM  
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.

 
MONSTERTRUCK [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 10:33:30 PM  
I didn't even know he knewa

 
angelslogic [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 10:36:02 PM  
peachpicker: My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.


in n' out


/damn

 
MONSTERTRUCK [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 10:44:40 PM  
Hope he used aconda

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 10:49:38 PM  
What a pain in the asp.

 
Road_King 2009-11-30 11:16:10 PM  
Did his girlfriend roll a Honda?

 
puuukeey [TotalFark] 2009-11-30 11:17:15 PM  
angelslogic: peachpicker: My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.


in n' out


/damn


this

 
VvonderJesus 2009-11-30 11:18:20 PM  
The 17-year-old was taken to Anaconda Community Hospital and later transported to St. James in Butte

Giggity.

/nttawwt

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-30 11:20:21 PM  
Where is the love for the trouser snake?

 
nmchico24 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-30 11:21:11 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Copy and paste? Are you retarded?

 
vwarb 2009-11-30 11:21:50 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


you haven't been here long, have you?

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-30 11:21:52 PM  
AbbeySomeone: Where is the love for the trouser snake?

I dunno, ask your mom

 
DaBishop 2009-11-30 11:23:34 PM  
nmchico24: Copy and paste? Are you retarded?

Lurk more, Captain Sweatpants.

 
tricycleracer 2009-11-30 11:24:47 PM  
He was in the anaconda?

www.entertainmentopia.com

 
picturescrazy 2009-11-30 11:27:46 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


I'll be nice even though you were mean. Gorgor is Fark's favorite picture sharer, but he lost his html privileges long ago in a terrible vacuum cleaner, mayonnaise, and donkey sex accident. He can probably find pictures of that, too.

 
Fano 2009-11-30 11:28:32 PM  
I don't want none

 
Fano 2009-11-30 11:30:23 PM  
To make him feel better, his girlfriend kissed him on the veranda.

 
jimi32 2009-11-30 11:31:26 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?

 
mavrick45 2009-11-30 11:31:31 PM  
Humans, you'll never learn.

/never

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-30 11:31:43 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: Where is the love for the trouser snake?

I dunno, ask your mom


My mom died last thanksgiving and hasn't been sharing much since then. Thanks.

/seriously

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-30 11:31:45 PM  
anaconda what?

/say the magic word

 
DaBishop 2009-11-30 11:32:03 PM  
picturescrazy: Gorgor is was Fark's favorite picture sharer, but he lost his html privileges long ago in a terrible because he forced us to watch video of his vacuum cleaner, mayonnaise, and donkey sex accident.

It would have been ok if he hadn't also charged us $5 a piece for the privilege.

 
TsukasaK 2009-11-30 11:32:41 PM  
nmchico24: Copy and paste? Are you retarded?

The whooshing sound I just heard is even louder than the one your mom made last night.

 
jimi32 2009-11-30 11:32:47 PM  
jimi32: nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


pix.motivatedphotos.com

 
Fano 2009-11-30 11:34:18 PM  
jimi32: nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


Forbidden subject is forbidden.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-30 11:37:16 PM  
AbbeySomeone: The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: Where is the love for the trouser snake?

I dunno, ask your mom

My mom died last thanksgiving and hasn't been sharing much since then. Thanks.

/seriously


alright then I amend that to read "subby's mom"

 
DaBishop 2009-11-30 11:38:26 PM  
gorgor: Derp
http://tinyurl.com/yj55av


Oooo, the rare gorgor misfire.

 
Tater1337 2009-11-30 11:39:21 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e

anacondas have wings?

 
UsikFark 2009-11-30 11:39:26 PM  
Retired. Some people are born without air.

/sometimes the internet feels like a series of tubes, tubes that I've been through more than once.

 
Tater1337 2009-11-30 11:41:54 PM  
and I was hoping for a gorgor double feature

 
Fano 2009-11-30 11:43:13 PM  
DaBishop: gorgor: Derp
http://tinyurl.com/yj55av

Oooo, the rare gorgor misfire.


Oh shiat! Broken arrow! Broken Arrow!

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-11-30 11:45:08 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


Can you count to potato?

Sheesh!

 
haddie 2009-11-30 11:46:28 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


Bad first move.

 
Kome 2009-11-30 11:47:34 PM  
Tater1337: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e

anacondas have wings?


Swallowed a whole red bull.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-30 11:48:47 PM  
nmchico24: Copy and paste?
Are you retarded?

i7.photobucket.com

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker 2009-11-30 11:51:36 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: Where is the love for the trouser snake?

I dunno, ask your mom

My mom died last thanksgiving and hasn't been sharing much since then. Thanks.

/seriously

alright then I amend that to read "subby's mom"


Hey now! Subby's mom died last Christmas

/seriously
//subby

 
DaBishop 2009-11-30 11:53:43 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: Hey now! Subby's mom died last Christmas

Well, for Farks sake; is there anyone here who's mother hasn't died on a recent holiday that we can insult?

 
Asplenium 2009-11-30 11:53:59 PM  
nmchico24: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yebxg4e
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Copy and paste? Are you retarded?


You've had a profile for over 2 years and you made that comment?

I'm going to jump on the nmchico24-ridiculing bandwagon

 
GonadtheBarbarian 2009-11-30 11:55:04 PM  
I may have to try some Anaconda to Butte action with the wife tonight.

 
432 2009-11-30 11:56:22 PM  
in-this-economy.com

gorgor approoves?

 
haddie 2009-11-30 11:57:33 PM  
DaBishop: Courtney Cox-Zucker: Hey now! Subby's mom died last Christmas

Well, for Farks sake; is there anyone here who's mother hasn't died on a recent holiday that we can insult?


Mine is free.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-30 11:59:29 PM  
haddie's mom steadfastly refuses to swallow. The selfish biatch.

 
Kome 2009-12-01 12:01:01 AM  
peachpicker: haddie's mom steadfastly refuses to swallow. The selfish biatch.

She does for me. I'm guessing you didn't throw in the extra nickle for the premium service.

 
DaBishop 2009-12-01 12:04:32 AM  
Kome: She does for me. I'm guessing you didn't throw in the extra nickle for the premium service.

Ya see? That's why my mom is better; no charge for the same service.

 
haddie 2009-12-01 12:04:40 AM  
Kome: peachpicker: haddie's mom steadfastly refuses to swallow. The selfish biatch.

She does for me. I'm guessing you didn't throw in the extra nickle for the premium service.


I'll be sure to mail him the updated pricing sheet.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-12-01 12:12:32 AM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: The All-Powerful Atheismo: AbbeySomeone: Where is the love for the trouser snake?

I dunno, ask your mom

My mom died last thanksgiving and hasn't been sharing much since then. Thanks.

/seriously

alright then I amend that to read "subby's mom"

Hey now! Subby's mom died last Christmas

/seriously
//subby


WTF is everyone's mom dead??

Who am I going to bone now?

 
Kome 2009-12-01 12:14:29 AM  
DaBishop: Kome: She does for me. I'm guessing you didn't throw in the extra nickle for the premium service.

Ya see? That's why my mom is better; no charge for the same service.


Yes, but your mom is like 90-years-old with a vagina as dusty as a farmer's tractor. She still thinks that nickle is a lot of money.

 
Kome 2009-12-01 12:15:58 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Who am I going to bone now?

Get a TF account and go to the Fark parties. TFettes put out to try and win daddy's love, and it can only work in your favor after they've had a few beers.

 
DGK 2009-12-01 12:17:16 AM  
wow, I was born and raised in the Anaconda area and this is the first time I have seen the town on Fark. Woot.

 
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