"Ach, come on chentlemen, it vas a yoke! Old Valt und my grandvater vere excellent friends! Zey ver belongen to the zame club und everyzing!"

I hope he wasn't wearing the standard issue German tourist outfit of junk-defining spandex and associated day-glo fanny pack/windbreaker combo. I don't think that'd go over too well in county lockup.

It's not all bad. They told him he was just in time for an exclusive showing of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

notmtwain: It's not all bad. They told him he was just in time for an exclusive showing of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

I hate to shoot down your joke, but I'd like to point out that there is not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World these days.

They replaced it with a Winnie the Pooh ride.

It's a damn shame...

...and near Paris stands Mickey Maus (new window)

he was trying out his new american slang that he learned. he was trying to say 'this backpack is da bomb'

Who the hell thinks that's a good idea?

He had some Brahms is his backpack

I'm sure this is only a rumor,
Cooked up by some pissy consumer.
I don't buy a word.
'Cuz who ever heard
Of Germans with senses of humor?

Quick, name a famous German comic.....

Exactly.

WTF is up with the adds lately? The second your mouse moves over one you can't see half the page anymore.

That's just Goofy.

Walker: Quick, name a famous German comic.....

Exactly.

ohh..ohh! josef gobbels!

//i'm so, so sorry..

Remember the last time the Germans came to visit? The Europeans haven't.

Mein dog has no nose!

No humor please, we're America.

n.

When I was younger, I saw these Germans beating the fark out of their kid in Main Street USA in the Magic Kingdom. They were all like "NEIN!" and shiat.

Somaticasual: Walker: Quick, name a famous German comic.....

Exactly.

ohh..ohh! josef gobbels!

//i'm so, so sorry..

He's a gas!

Well, he was in Florida, after all.

mark12A: Mein dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Nice one Fritz. Keep them jokes a comin'.

/ Dumbass

Eeets a schmall vorld, after all.

All_Farked_Up: WTF is up with the adds lately? The second your mouse moves over one you can't see half the page anymore.

Hmmm.. Don't see them here on Ultra fark

So, was it a tannenbomb?

Well it's Spelled "Bomb" but it's pronounced
'Throat-Warbler Mangrove'

He was arrested on a charge of making a false report of a bomb and taken to the Orange County Jail. Jail records show bond was set at $10,000. They do not list an attorney.

Not much fun in Disney World

Wow....and I thought the Brazilian tourists in Orlando were obnoxious.

zamboni: mark12A: Mein dog has no nose!

How does he smell?

Awful!

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/984/bl01.jpg

the german upon gaining entry
did humor attempt with the sentry
the sentry turned dour
the kraut became sour
and lost the prestige of his gentry
/got nuthin'
//MaxxLarge, I bow before thee skills

KudaMuda: http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/984/bl01.jpg

Silly me.

You know another German who had bombs...

mark12A: Mein dog has no nose!

zamboniHow does he smell?

Terrible!

/those zany Germans

But did he get to see Micky? You know how them krauts loves them some Micky.

Hitler was a Buggs Bunny fan:

Well if it's one thing the Germans are famous for, it's their sense of humor.

Wait until Grossvater Otto hears about this, He'll rally up the Wehrmacht and WERDST DU EINE KRANKENSWESTER BRAUCHEN?!?!?!?

"A riot is an ugly thing."

LOL WUT

Submitter should have used the tag.

Not only do the native-born Floridians provide wonderful Fark stories, but so do the snowbirds, transplants, elderly, and the American and foreign tourists.

/I love it when foreign tourists go natural on Florida beaches.
//Oh yeah, does the hilarity ensue. :-)

tag is on a roll today.

Vee have vays of making you laugh at our jokes, ja?

Ho! Ha ha! Guard turn parry dodge spin ha thrust..

/nothing relevant to add

I find it funny that the person asked him twice just to give him a chance and he went on and said it twice.

gorgor: Stop starring at my bombs.
http://tinyurl.com/yfkm4vv
(copy and paste, NSFW)

If only the German dude had some bare moobs, maybe he could have gotten away with a costume that intricate

/is that a telephone cord?

All_Farked_Up: WTF is up with the adds lately? The second your mouse moves over one you can't see half the page anymore.

Firefox + adblocker = I don't know WTF you're talking about

On a whim, I GIS Hitler and Mickey Mouse and came up with this:

This must be that famous German sense of humor I've read so much about.

My backpack is full of eels.