as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.

Strange. It seems that everyone who has ever worked with you is sick of you.

And that is their problem, not yours?

PainInTheASP: Strange. It seems that everyone who has ever worked with you is sick of you.

And that is their problem, not yours?

George Takei does not qualify as "everyone who has ever worked with you." I checked IMDB. Shatner has 195 acting credits listed. George Takei would only qualify as .00826%, approximately, of "everyone who has ever worked with you."

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>``Hello, world!'.

That Shatner is a monster!

If everyone hates working with you then look at who the common factor is Billyboy.

eddyatwork: If everyone hates working with you then look at who the common factor is Billyboy.

theCOMMONFACTOR is...that...theyare...all......notME.

"I don't know what their problem is, quite frankly"

You just have to love how he answers his own gripe yet totally fails to see it.

still one of my favorite threads.

3797 comments. Redefines epic. Well, for Fark, anyway.

Oh, my.

Bill, just make sure to invite them all when the Thermians show up.
And remember that Saurus is a shape-changer.

Yeah, Shatner seems so humble and down-to-earth. What's not to like?

/sarcasm

There's... someone on the wing... some... THING!

sooooo
what's this feud about anyway?

Wow, that wax figure looks nothing like him. Even the waxmaker doesn't like him.

skammie: as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.

Or as Shatner would say it:

"Bonvolu ..... alsendi la .....pordiston? Lausajne ....estas.. rano en mia bideo KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

/no, i have no idea what those words mean, but it makes little difference in Shatnarian speech.

skammie: as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.

Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."

/Smeghead

Dear sir;

Your theories intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your

"WILLIAM SHATNER News Letter"

You know I was going to come in here and say "Look in the mirror"...but if he did, and saw anything but The Shat, then he wouldn't be The Shat, would he?

Keep tilting at windShatmills, you egocentric bastard you.

Belltower: Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."

Forniku mij!

Always love that attitude. Be a selfish prick to people for years, then pull the whole victim routine when they want nothing to do with you later on.

/enjoy watching Shatner, wouldn't want to be his "friend"

I'm pretty sure Denny Crane is the closest thing he's ever played to his real self.

Everybody has friends like that (if you don't it's probably you), but they're best in small doses.

Ya know, there's a reason why Wil always refers to him as William F-ing Shatner...

Maybe if Shatner didn't have a reputation of being a jerk to everybody things would be different.

notmtwain: PainInTheASP: Strange. It seems that everyone who has ever worked with you is sick of you.

And that is their problem, not yours?

George Takei does not qualify as "everyone who has ever worked with you." I checked IMDB. Shatner has 195 acting credits listed. George Takei would only qualify as .00826%, approximately, of "everyone who has ever worked with you."

Ok, so I may have exagerrated (yes,I hyperbole--my average is 225) :-)

But he pretty much said so himself. And wil has actually got a pretty interesting story about his interactions with Shatner as well (new window).

It sounds to me like people tend to get sick of his ego rather quickly.

rynthetyn: Ya know, there's a reason why Wil always refers to him as William F-ing Shatner...

Maybe if Shatner didn't have a reputation of being a jerk to everybody things would be different.

WHO FARKING CARES?

PainInTheASP: notmtwain: PainInTheASP: Strange. It seems that everyone who has ever worked with you is sick of you.

And that is their problem, not yours?

George Takei does not qualify as "everyone who has ever worked with you." I checked IMDB. Shatner has 195 acting credits listed. George Takei would only qualify as .00826%, approximately, of "everyone who has ever worked with you."

Ok, so I may have exagerrated (yes,I hyperbole--my average is 225) :-)

But he pretty much said so himself. And wil has actually got a pretty interesting story about his interactions with Shatner as well (new window).

It sounds to me like people tend to get sick of his ego rather quickly.

Oi, asshole, about those NSFW warnings when linking to porno domains.

If you haven't seen it, go on YouTube and search for the William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy panel from Dragoncon 2009. It's great.

Nimoy to Shatner: "Seen any good movies, lately?"

Rolo_Tomassi's_Arsepipe: rynthetyn: Ya know, there's a reason why Wil always refers to him as William F-ing Shatner...

Maybe if Shatner didn't have a reputation of being a jerk to everybody things would be different.

WHO FARKING CARES?

You, apparently.

Lexx: Oi, asshole, about those NSFW warnings when linking to porno domains.

Crap. Sorry about that. I completely forgot. Mods, drop the hammer. I deserve it. :-)

/In the meantime everone watch out with my previous link. It goes to Suicide Girls.

He tells the New York Post, "I've asked them (my co-stars) numerous times to see if I can assuage their bitterness. I don't know what their problem is, quite frankly, so I've given up on trying to make it better. I don't like any ill-feeling, and if there was something I could do to correct it I would. But nothing seems to work."

he added, "i've even reminded them how awesome i am several times, and not even that works."

Funny. I thought he was a Transformed Man... Maybe his former costars see him as a Has Been.

Don't even joke about that subby. Have you ever watched Incubus? I own it on VHS and you've likely never experienced pain like that. 45% of the movie is people walking. The rest is Shatner Shat-acting in Esperanto. *breaks down crying*

This coming from the guy that poured over the scripts to make sure he had the most words?

If memory serves (and feel free to correct) there was a scene shot with George and Bill on ST5 where Sulu was getting command of his own ship.

Evidently Bill kept blowing his lines (according to Takei on purpose) and pretty much rendered the scene unusable.

Many years ago I went to a convention where James Doohan was speaking. While he didn't say anything outright he pretty much hinted he couldn't stand him. Had good things to say about everyone else though.

Couple of years after that saw George down in Birmingham. Was as nice as could be and was pretty funny.

Back in my day you couldn't get an autograph from Bill without shelling out $200. Don't know what it runs now.

You're gonna die alone Bill... but you did it to yourself. You've had a great resurgence but your philosophy of The Path Before Me Is Lit By The Bridges Burning Behind Me has finally caught up with you. Live Choke on with it.

"...if there was something I could do to correct it I would. But nothing seems to work."

But....but.....

Shatner is trolling you idiots.

Sometimes, being sincerely sorry isn't enough. Sadly, some people just do not understand this, and continue to ask you to friend them on Facebook.

you can't repair being an asshat for as many years as he was. I dunno how many times I heard he had fellow cast members lines axed because they had more then he did.
plus he should be focusing his efforts on TJ Hooker

A poem called

Why William Shatner is My Hero"

Because it's like
nobody
knows
he's f*cking joking

The guy made his ego into a joke, which was pretty funny. But for those who had to abide with the real thing I can imagine that they aren't too thrilled by Shatner.

Tsar_Bomba1: The Path Before Me Is Lit By The Bridges Burning Behind Me

What a marvelous line!

"...if there was something I could do to correct it I would. But nothing seems to work."

You could try jumping through that COTEOF time machine and return to 1966. Once there live the next 44 years not being a prick to everyone you work with. That might work.

T.M.S.: You could try jumping through that COTEOF time machine and return to 1966. Once there live the next 44 years not being a prick to everyone you work with. That might work.

all you gotta do is go warp 10 backward around the sun, no biggy

Tsar_Bomba1: This coming from the guy that poured over the scripts to make sure he had the most words?

If memory serves (and feel free to correct) there was a scene shot with George and Bill on ST5 where Sulu was getting command of his own ship.

Evidently Bill kept blowing his lines (according to Takei on purpose) and pretty much rendered the scene unusable.

Many years ago I went to a convention where James Doohan was speaking. While he didn't say anything outright he pretty much hinted he couldn't stand him. Had good things to say about everyone else though.

Couple of years after that saw George down in Birmingham. Was as nice as could be and was pretty funny.

Back in my day you couldn't get an autograph from Bill without shelling out $200. Don't know what it runs now.

You're gonna die alone Bill... but you did it to yourself. You've had a great resurgence but your philosophy of The Path Before Me Is Lit By The Bridges Burning Behind Me has finally caught up with you. Live Choke on with it.

A friend of mine will agree with your assessment of George. He went on a "Trek Cruise" to Alaska and George was one of the guests. My friend and George went hiking on a glacier looking for eagles. He said that George was really cool.

The events and careers since the late 60's
have shown conclusively who the real talent
on Star Trek was.

Takei did manage to get a spot in the Shatner roast.
Still riding his coat tails...

They are all just jealous that he actually had a career after craptrek.

Belltower: skammie: as the Esperantinos would say, "Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas rano en mia bideo!" And I think we all know what that means.

Yeah, it means, "Could you send for the hall porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet."

/Smeghead

Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap. It's too early in the morning.

One of the main reasons I'm rarely interested in the actors who play movie/tv characters I really like.

Kirk would kick the Shats sorry ass.

that IS sad
he must have been a real douchebag for a long time
for so many people to say FHUUUUUUUUHHHKK YOU

FOREVER

Maybe it's the other way around. Maybe THEY'RE all jerks and are just jealous of Shatner's success and fame.

I mean, what has Leonard Nimoy done outside of Star Trek? Takei? Anyone? Bueller? Wil Wheaton?

anelson41: I mean, what has Leonard Nimoy done outside of Star Trek? Takei?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A book of nude photography.

Earguy: anelson41: I mean, what has Leonard Nimoy done outside of Star Trek? Takei?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A book of nude photography.

Don't forget this gem. (spocks)