The birds should have already flown south by now, he saved them from freezing to death.

Perpetrator seen headed toward Sleepy Eye.

I just drive-by goosed a co-worker who was bent over so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/srsly

Midwest is just cranking them out today.

Wanted for questioning.

Ready-for-Fark headline: "Drive-by gootseing in North Mankato park"-

Mynd you, gøøsse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Yes, Subby, you're right--the misspelling of the word "goosing" in the headline does make it seem like a Fark headline!

For a second I thought it was some dude copping a feel

Dont bring a duck duck to a goose fight.

I love Minnesota. It's practically Canadian.

This whole article is full of win.

The Christmas Goose came early!

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry...

It's Mankato. That's all that really needs to be said.

UFIA?

sboyle1020: I just drive-by goosed a co-worker who was bent over so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/srsly

Yeah, and I'm making a report in HR right now. Jerk.

What's a Mankato? Is that like Mangina or Manboobs or Manscape?

I know I was pretty drunk all weekend... but I'm pretty sure I never strayed off the Range... nope, wasn't me. Whew.

Heh. Cooked goose breast on the weekend! Delicious!
Young wild Canadian goose. Fresh gound pepper, a little salt, 8 finely crushed juniper berries, wrap in bacon and bake at 425F for 25 minutes.
OUTstanding!

Not to be confused with Mt. Kato

Hosebeatings: It's Mankato. That's all that really needs to be said.

Hey! That's North Mankato, over there to the west! It's totally different! Why, they don't even have one submarine base!

What is Goosing?

poot42: Heh. Cooked goose breast on the weekend! Delicious!
Young wild Canadian goose. Fresh gound pepper, a little salt, 8 finely crushed juniper berries, wrap in bacon and bake at 425F for 25 minutes.
OUTstanding!

You could wrap a dog turd in bacon and cook it and it would taste the same way.

Anyone who has ever raised them will tell you; geese (and ducks) are nasty, vile creatures. They eat anything, shiat everywhere, and have a natural (pre-bacon) flavor of rancid chicken. That anyone would waste time hunting them while there are still pheasant is one of the world's great mysteries.

Someone get their Christmas goose early?

trippdogg: Anyone who has ever raised them will tell you; geese (and ducks) are nasty, vile creatures.

This. Winged rats.

/goose may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker

FTA "It certainly appears that the intent was to kill ducks and geese," Bock said.

Ya think?

Unavailable for comment

I'm for anything that thins the herd of these gutter birds [what moran decided a canada goose needed protection?? ]

but poachers are a lower form of life.

Thisbymaster: The birds should have already flown south by now, he saved them from freezing to death.

They never leave. Their intent I'm sure is to take over the US and run a terrorist state. Bastard geese.

There really aren't any hard core rap songs dedicated to drive by goosings.

And you know who else got goosed today? Charlie Weis that's who.

"No humans were injured."

So, what's the problem?

gorgor: BUTTSECKS!

We're not trying very hard today, are we?

nellie is a biatch.

KILL THEM ALL!

trippdogg: You could wrap a dog turd in bacon and cook it and it would taste the same way

To each their own.

trippdogg: there are still pheasant

Pheasant, wild duck ... all great treasures from Nature. You just need to learn how to cook them properly.

Hey, my hometown. Spring Lake Park is very nice, except for the copious amounts of goose shiat on the shores. At last, someone is doing something about it.

/not the shooter

What a fly-by gooseing may look like.

/hot

MBooda: trippdogg: Anyone who has ever raised them will tell you; geese (and ducks) are nasty, vile creatures.

This. Winged rats.

/goose may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'caause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker

HEY!

Loons are NEVER rats on wings.

gorgor: old_toole: gorgor: BUTTSECKS!

We're not trying very hard today, are we?

Trying for what?

Gorgor is on holiday, he left his account for his 6 year old brother to tend to while he was gone.

"The man then trudged through the lake, which is now a few feet deep, retrieved a goose, and drove away."

Can't even count how many times I've goosed in a lake. Can't even count how many times I've goosed your mother.

/got nothin'

trippdogg

Please allow me to clarify. I don't eat the beggars that hang around and foul up the Lakeshore here. Hello no. The geese I get are brought down far north of here and are the migratory kind.

creepy, that park is right next to where I live... so much for me living in a place not even fark could find...

Pretty sure they call it "grey ducking" up there, not "goosing".

Goseling?

'Twas a drive-by fruiting!

aardvarkage: Dont bring a duck duck to a goose fight.

Minnesota version - Don't bring a duck duck to a grey duck fight.

/WTF
//Foreigner living in MN