hemmer?

So he couldn't touch that?

We should hook him up with the crazy Comcast biatch.

I hope somebody told him to Stop!

AliasUndercover: I hope somebody told him to Stop!

No, but one of the Electronics clerks told him "Can't touch this."

musta been some good weed.

Nice shot of 1000 Nicolette on that page. Used to duck right outside those doors for a quick smoke when I was up there for meetings a few years back.

/Colder than shiat.
//Freaking February meetings.

Easy M.O.: MKULTRA

Did the staff respond by waving torches?

Probably just tired of the Christmas commercials already. I completely sympathize.

"Gee, Mr. Monster, what should we smash next?"

The red bullseye on the front of the building is not a suggestion.

FTA: Officers needed to use used a Taser to take him into custody.

Let's get this over with.

Frankenstein is the Doctor.

The Monster was never named.

good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

Maybe he was............ Hammered???

Must... crush... capitalism!

OtherLittleGuy: Frankenstein is the Doctor.

The Monster was never named.

You can't name your own Monster. Someone else has to do that for you.

Smashy, smashy

Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'
I'm a hungry man
But I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
And then I'm gonna eat ya

Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine

CHORUS
Feed my Frankenstein
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's feeding time

You udon't want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain't no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin' on your ice cream cone

/First thing I thought of, couldn't find him walking in the shadows

Ahh Winona...town of 25000 in the middle of nowhere Minnesota. Good for at least 3-4 fark headlines a year.

His Fark ID is??

LarryDan43

Go ahead. Spread the word. Say it was horrible.

OtherLittleGuy: Frankenstein is the Doctor. The Monster was never named.

I'm pretty sure it was Dave.

Hammertime

Great, Now I have LarryDan43 farkied as "Hammer, Hammer Frankenstein guy".

Thank you Barbecue Bob and Kokomo61.

HAMMER... HAMMER.. HAMMER

/hot like Floyd

This just in....
Target has more "doorbuster" tvs available at deep discounts!

OmenAngel: HAMMER... HAMMER.. HAMMER

/hot like Floyd

Came here to say this.
"You little shiat your in it now
I hope they throw away the key"

Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!

He was walking like Dr. Frankenstein? So...normally?

Tankity tank. Tankity tank.

No references to the Hammer films yet? For shame...

trippdogg: OtherLittleGuy: Frankenstein is the Doctor. The Monster was never named.

I'm pretty sure it was Dave.

It was never called a monster in the book, always referred to as a creature!

Hammer Films, The Curse Of Frankenstein

Link (new window)

Slackers.

Is that what passes for a Target in the rest of the country?

Less embarrasing than him saying "Fark, fark, fark" and carrying a bloody small farking tool and wearing a Geek Squad shirt.

Fark headlines are starting to look more and more like Youtube comments.

Big Money! Big Prizes!

/obscure?

I can only hope if my brain turns to oatmeal, it doesn't manifest itself into this kind of behaviour. Much rather become the 'Rain Man' idiot Savant type that watches Jeopardy and Judge Wapner and freaks out when you fill the bath with hot water but can still count cards like a 'puter and I win the WSOP.

It's a dream I have.

Because I couldn't find an imagine on GIS, I was going to post a picture of Big from S-cry-ed, then post at the bottom:

"HAMMER!"

Those who have watched it would understand.

That guy is so 80's.

wmoonfox: Is that what passes for a Target in the rest of the country?

The pic in the article is of one of the company HQ buildings. Target Technology Services was (and probably still) located there back when I worked for them.