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It's a conspiracy!

WTF is this guy's problem?

First they came for the people claiming Obama will pay their mortgage. I pay my own mortgage, therefore I did nothing.

Then they came for those claiming that Obama will pay for their gasoline. I pay for my own gasoline, therefore I did nothing.

Finally, they came for the naked breaking and entering showerers, and no one was left to speak for me.

Which Fark Independent will we be missing for a while?

Welcome to Obama's America, libs.

Three days before the incident, May was arrested for trespassing and failure to leave the premises at another property.

He was released from the Okaloosa County Jail on the trespassing charge two hours before his Nov. 18 arrrest.

This guy is a one trick pony.

Yes, yes and Jesus told me I could have all your stuff. You wouldn't deny what Jesus says now, would you?

Cytokine Storm: Welcome to Obama's America, libs.

I blame this on Clinton.

And Carter.

He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Is there no perfidy to which the muslimsocialistnazikenyancommieterristhaterofwhitepeople will not stoop?

That headline hurt.

Wow, Obama sure can multitask. I don't even brush my teeth while taking showers, never mind facilitating a B&E.

dsriggs: He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Which 'him/he' are you talking about?

Thats pretty funny actually.

Thanks Obama. Nig-Nogs just doing whatever they want

Hilarious! When you need a shower, you need a shower!

I am so glad he didn't hurt the kids.

The yellow brick road got him there, then Obama let him in to take a shower. This guy sounds legit.

That is a pretty sweet attempt to get out of it, though. I would have been stammering and unable to come up with a better excuse than that.

I lol'd.

Slagathor: Thanks Obama. Nig-Nogs just doing whatever they want

Yeah, next thing you know they'll be running for president.

"Obama let me in. Yeah, that's the ticket...Obama let me in."

The petty theft charge must have been for him stealing the water and the soap.

//Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

May is is charged with felony burglary to an occupied dwelling and petty theft.

Wait...That's not right. The dwelling was NOT occupied when he broke in. In fact...I'm reluctant to call it a break-in at all. The article clearly says that he went in an UNLOCKED back door when NOBODY WAS HOME. Then the residents came home.

And for that mater, has anyone asked Obama? Maybe he DID let the guy in.

Why isn't this nut locked up in the loony bin?

dsriggs: He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Surely Obama could clear up confusion by saying that he did not tell this person he could break in. I'm not saying he did tell the guy to do it, I'm just saying it's suspicious that he hasn't denied it. And the liberal media just isn't running the story, so you know they must have orders from the Great One to stifle it.

WAKE UP!

/oh my god I can't believe I did it
//I feel so dirty
///so dirty

He shouldn't be charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling because, in his defense, no one was home when he went in to clean his rabbit.

Warden Stefan Gentles: dsriggs: He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Which 'him/he' are you talking about?

whichever one tickles your fancy the most because at this point i dont think it matters.

Sin_City_Superhero: May is is charged with felony burglary to an occupied dwelling and petty theft.

Wait...That's not right. The dwelling was NOT occupied when he broke in. In fact...I'm reluctant to call it a break-in at all. The article clearly says that he went in an UNLOCKED back door when NOBODY WAS HOME. Then the residents came home.

And for that mater, has anyone asked Obama? Maybe he DID let the guy in.

Unlawfully entering a premises is breaking and entering. You may not have to break much except for the law, but there you go.

And it wasn't occupied when he began the act but he still continued once it became occupied.

LavenderWolf: dsriggs: He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Surely Obama could clear up confusion by saying that he did not tell this person he could break in. I'm not saying he did tell the guy to do it, I'm just saying it's suspicious that he hasn't denied it. And the liberal media just isn't running the story, so you know they must have orders from the Great One to stifle it.

WAKE UP!

/oh my god I can't believe I did it
//I feel so dirty
///so dirty

What we really need to do is invite him over to the White House for a nice cold beer and have a little chat about this whole misunderstanding.

share the showers

This is what things will be like with government health care. Suck it libs. Seems all you want are old people to die and for people to be forced to shower in other people's homes. Obama isn't even a citizen. He was born in Costa Rica. libtards

This is just the tip of the iceberg. We are living in a time where JRPGs have taught a whole generation that peaceful home invasions and random one-liners are not only acceptable, but expected.

LavenderWolf: dsriggs: He hasn't said he didn't let him in!

Surely Obama could clear up confusion by saying that he did not tell this person he could break in. I'm not saying he did tell the guy to do it, I'm just saying it's suspicious that he hasn't denied it. And the liberal media just isn't running the story, so you know they must have orders from the Great One to stifle it.

WAKE UP!

/oh my god I can't believe I did it
//I feel so dirty
///so dirty

No. I liked it. And, BTW ... waiting to hear that Huckaby let this character out of jail too.

1. Put snakes on plane: This is just the tip of the iceberg. We are living in a time where JRPGs have taught a whole generation that peaceful home invasions and random one-liners are not only acceptable, but expected.

You mean I can't just wander into people's homes, take their goods and smash all their pottery with a whirling sword attack?

I am sure Rush Limbaugh will bring this up today. Its funny to hear him pronounce President Barack Obama's name. He stretches out his middle name, "Barack hhhuuuuussssssseeeeeeinnnnnnnnnnnnnn Obama"

Did he have a backwards B carved into his cheek?

So.. the cops come in and the guy is naked other than covering himself with a towel and they charge him with theft?? How? Unless they drug him out in the towel in which case, would the cops be the one's stealing the towel?

/or, did they charge him for using some water? lol
//lock your doors!!!!!

Treygreen13: You mean I can't just wander into people's homes, take their goods and smash all their pottery with a whirling sword attack?

Well you can, but it is frowned upon.

LavenderWolf: /oh my god I can't believe I did it
//I feel so dirty
///so dirty

Might I suggest you find an unlocked back door somewhere and take a shower?

Sounds like this guy belongs in an institution, not jail.

Ya know... there was a time in this country when we provided basic care and protection for the mentally retarded. Nowadays we just leave them on the street corner to beg for money.

Treygreen13: smash all their pottery

No! Not the pottery!!!

Cytokine Storm: Welcome to Obama's America, libs.

That didn't take long.

Pssst, it was Zombie Reagan. : )

"Say 'Hello, Mr. President,' kids"

kurfu: Sounds like this guy belongs in an institution, not jail.

Ya know... there was a time in this country when we provided basic care and protection for the mentally retarded. Nowadays we just leave them on the street corner to beg for money.

I don't feel too badly baout that.
She didn't have to quit her job as governor, you know.

That's amazing for you farkers in Canada's underpants -- is there nothing that he can't do?

Yeah Obama says you can take a shower, just like the Nazi's did to the Jews! Yeah just hop right in the ga-I-Uh-mean-shower. Yeah, it is only a shower. Don't worry, it is not like it is a gas chamber.

You see guys, Obama really is a Nazi! Deductive logic proves it! It is math, like transitive property and stuff.

I am really surprised that Obama hasn't responded to this. I believe he didnt let the guy in but I am not Obama. Its a simple question Obama, did you or didn't you let this guy in?